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    OK, so I am watching "Criminal Intent" as usual....

    God, this man is sexy. Yeah I know he's just on TV. Is it his character or how he looks I don't know.

    Just had to give props.

    Just yummy, even when he's big. Never saw full metal jacket but damn even my mom knows when I say law and order with the sexy guy.

    This is meant to be light. No cheaters, no psych, just one sexy man.

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    Im watching the same show right now.
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    Yeah, just sexy.

    But so is Kathryn Erbe.

    Yeah, Criminal Intent. Sounds so serious, but it's my eye candy

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    I absolutely love and adore and desire him, he is amazing.

    Erbe though, not so much. She looks inbred, not attractive at all.

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    Mariska Hargitay definitely wins sexy female law and order babe.

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    I have had a crush on him for years! I think he looks better thinner but I would take him chubby. I also love his character on Criminal Intent.

    Gosh, I would love for Santa to bring me him for Christmas!

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    I have no idea who any of these people are. Glad you like them, though...
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    I think I love him!

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    He always plays a weird or strange character. Kinda like Johnny Depp and Gary Oldman. You never see them in normal roles. I suppose his CI role is sorta normal.
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    Wow. I didn't know this guy was such a sex symbol.

    I don't get it.
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    Default Re: Vincent D'Onofrio

    he was a fascination in the film 'the cell'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittygirl View Post
    Mariska Hargitay definitely wins sexy female law and order babe.
    Oh, hells yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittygirl View Post
    Yeah, just sexy.

    But so is Kathryn Erbe.

    Yeah, Criminal Intent. Sounds so serious, but it's my eye candy
    Kathryn Erbe was naked in a movie I rented recently... something about a ghost and a dead girl hidden in the basement.

    Vincent...and Chris... delicious men.

    I even found Lenny Briscoe sexy...may he rest in peace.

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    he was also the "roach" in the first Men in Black. He wasn't so sexy in that though.

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    Johnny Depp and Gary Oldman are two VERY sexy older men.


    Jack Nicholson gets my vote as the oldest, sexiest man alive currently. Vicent D'Onofrio and the entire LAO cast (Special Victims Unit and Criminal Intent) are pretty damn sexy. ICE-T could rock my world any day.
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    Ice-T, not hot. Chris Meloni from SVU...he could stick it anywhere he likes, anytime, no questions asked.

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    Speaking of Johnny Depp and Gary Oldman, they have movies coming out. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus (Depp) and Book of Eli (Oldman).
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    I thought I was the only one with Vincent as eye candy. =)
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    Onofrio's character is a thoroughy unlikeable cop with an unstable personality. If real life he would be dodging complaints and would probably get fired if that character were on an honest police force (if one can be found).
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    Quote Originally Posted by AzAzn View Post
    Speaking of Johnny Depp and Gary Oldman, they have movies coming out. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus (Depp) and Book of Eli (Oldman).
    I didn't think Johnny Depp looked very good in the advertisement for The Imaginarium of Dr. Paranassus.
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    I am watching the show now! He is so sexy I can't take it.
    Is he married? If not, him and I should get married and have a bunch of kids,lol.

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    Oh wow that guy. I was visiting my stepdad in the hospital and that show came on and I recognized him from an old movie where he played a psycho cop.

    Glad some of you ladies can get a thrill from him, and keep having fun watching him, by all means--but I am not really envious of his looks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer View Post
    Onofrio's character is a thoroughy unlikeable cop with an unstable personality. If real life he would be dodging complaints and would probably get fired if that character were on an honest police force (if one can be found).
    Jealous me thinks.

    Seriously though, I like the character he plays. Yeah it's fictional and no cop like that probably exists, but the character he plays isn't that bad. I've watched for a long time and there's a background to his "instability" and even times it came up at his job. Relax.

    Oh yeah, and Chris Meloni is a near second. I can't believe he's almost 50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Oh wow that guy. I was visiting my stepdad in the hospital and that show came on and I recognized him from an old movie where he played a psycho cop.

    Glad some of you ladies can get a thrill from him, and keep having fun watching him, by all means--but I am not really envious of his looks.
    He is certainly NOT traditionally handsome, nor is his physique. There's just something very charismatic about him. I can't seem many men understanding this.

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    Charisma will get you further than looks anyday. Especially when it's a guy, the way our society views sexual desirability in males makes it even more important.

    Please, don't let me rain on the parade. I was just being honest and it was funny to see the guy on TV (which I never ever watch except at hospitals in this case lol) and say "Oh that's the guy they were talking about??"
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