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    Rant time:
    bitches be stealin' my shit! PS It's funny because I would never hurt anyone, and when I act angry everyone laughs at me
    At work tonight (my first time back at my home club in like a year) I did pretty well. I made my goal. I forgot my $$$ bag, so I just ran to the dressing room to shove it in my bag. It's cool, as last year, you could basically leave money laying around and you'd be safe.
    Later that night, when I was feeling all scrooge mcduck, I counted my money. I knew that I had made goal. Nope. $100 short. Another dancer whom I knew from the previous year told me that some new girls were not to be trusted.

    So (and I remember making a similar goddamn post like a year ago), my shit was stolen. Fuckfuckfuck. Also, vid cameras in locker room that everyone thought we had? Nope, we do not.

    Rant is: Why the FUCK should I have to watch out for my money? I mean, yes, I understand why, but really?!?! Can't people just do the kindergarden thing and just treat others the way you want to be treated?!? I'm going to watch my shit from now on, but it just is sad, I think, that lacking trust is so common. The world would be a much better place if we all just followed the golden rule? Goddamnit. Others might not, but I'm going to do my part and live by it! JOIN ME! It'll be the one revolution in the history of the world that everyone can participate in - just live by the golden rule!

    It's prolly not that simple, but I really wish it could be.

    PS Title is from a video that I am currently watching on repeat in order to cheer me up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydr8a3UHUy4
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    Default Re: "It's attached to your rod, motha licka!"

    A lot of clubs don't have working camera's in the dressing room... either because of the laws or they are lazy. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. In the future though if you forget your money bag ask the club manager for an envelope, put the money in it write on the envelope how much is there, and have he/she store it in the office safe.

    I'd also advise getting a combination lock for your bag.
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    Default Re: "It's attached to your rod, motha licka!"

    Always keep your money on your body. You can't even trust it in a locker, much less a damn fabric bag that anyone can rip open. Trust NO ONE. That is stripper rule #1. I doubt mgmt is going to even bother helping you out over $100, but I hope they do!

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    Default Re: "It's attached to your rod, motha licka!"

    best thread title ever, i love LOVE old gregg

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    Holy shit, I totally missed it the first time, haven't watched Boosh in forever. I LOVE OLD GREG TOO!!!

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