Wondering which of the following stripper stereotypes apply to you? In my case....all!
Fake tits
Fake nails
Large tattoos
Genital piercing
Belly piercing
Tongue piercing
Fake blonde hair
Plastic surgery other than breast implants

Wondering which of the following stripper stereotypes apply to you? In my case....all!




When you said fake blonde hair I wasnt sure if you meant just coloured, or like a fake peice. So I didnt click it. I just have mine coloured a bit.
A civilian spends money to look good
A stripper looks good to make money
A civilian may be after your wage
A stripper laughs at your wage

I mean coloring it blonde in general - no matter if fake looking or not

wow I actually have none of these. I have my eyebrow pierced but that's it.
Fake blond, breast implants and 1 or 2 others. I just got new hair extensions too.



You should have none as a choice. I have none of these. A natural-type stripper here, none of the additives.![]()
Almost all.....fake nails, large tattoos, genital piercing, bellybutton piercing, fake blonde hair, and other surgery!
No boobs for me yet, but very likely sometime in the next 10 years.




i have none of them, so i cant vote
xx




Hehehe. FUnny thread. I ALMOST got away with "none" of those! But, alas, yes I have my bellybutton pierced. I did it myself when I was 18 and it hurt like a bitch and took forever to heal so even though I don't really care about having it anymore, I keep it as a badge of emo-kid self mutilating honor.
As far as everything else goes, nope. No surgery, I have long dark hair without any dye or highlights whatsoever, I don't even paint my fingernails. I do have a tat on my back but it's about grapefruit sized and I wouldn't consider that large.





I have large tattoos and dyed hair but not blonde.
Fake boobs, bottle blonde, with a pierced navel and fake nails and a fake tan, lol. I'm damn near as plastic as Barbie. lolerz Although for the last few months I've just had short wraps, it's easier to type with em. haha The whole time I was dancing tho it was long acrylics.
"I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."




i have no piercings or tattoos but other than that they all apply.
I have none of those--just one tattoo, and I wouldn't call it "large" by any means. And my blonde hair is natural.





Just nails, boobs, and hair for me....I wonder what color my real hair is.....
Rebecca Avalon
"I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."
My hair is naturally blond, but dirty Jersey blond (plus some grey now...sadly my family grays early. Plus blonds go gray faster). It was a gorgeous platinum blond when I was a kid, but darkened to dishwater blond as I got older. So I do color it back to a lighter blond. (wow that was a long explanation. But I always feel I have to say it all when asked because yes I'm a natural blond, but no I'm not naturally THIS blond..lol)
Fake boobs, lipo, fake tan(sometimes..when I remember to apply it!) and sometimes fake nails..though I'm trying to stop biting them AGAIN and grow them out ATM. And my belly button is pierced.
No tats or other piercings though (well..except my ears, and only pierced once there)





fake blonde hair with extensions. usually a fake tan although lately ive been to busy/my house has been too cold to apply it. one large (yet unconventional) tramp stamp as well as a large (but also unconventional) shoulder tattoo. and nipple rings, but there is no category for it.
When i have my tan on, i do look like barbie though. Although i was pale the last two nights at work and got pulled over for dances more than usual, so i dont think im gonna reapply the tan till i move and audition in a couple of weeks.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.




I have mid sized tattoos, took out all my piercings *planning to put them all back in*, and will be getting a tummy tuck asap and on occassion wear weaves





Fake boobies & belly piercing. But i've had that before I even became a stripper. I stopped using fake nails, maintnance got tiring. My hair color isn't my real color, but my hair is real.
I'm still toying with the idea of getting a piercing down there.
Med Sized tat, thinking of expanding it.
*DG*
*Hustle Hard*Stack Paper* You see me?Hi Hater!





Wow yes to almost all! And here I thought I wasn't "typical".
Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be
I recently switched to fake red hair, but I still have a closet full of platinum falls and clip-in extensions and ponytails. Does that count?
I think other than plastic surgery (with money being the limiting factor) these numbers would closely corollate to the non-stripper population of the same age.
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