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    Default Does eating poppy seeds get you high?

    We are all aware that eating a poppy seed bagel for breakfast can lead to a false positive drug test. The question is, can eating poppies actually get you high like morphine or codeine?

    Over the past week I've spent thousands of dollars shopping. I had a little money saved up, and BAM its gone, almost like a manic phase for someone with bipolar! I just bought dumb stuff like millions and millions of panties, hair extensions, and clothes. Since the holidays I have been eating a ton of my favorite thing, poppyseed bread... any connection? Or do I just have a shopping problem? I don't do other drugs.

    Bwahahaha!! BRB, going to buy a TV.

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    Default Re: Does eating poppy seeds get you high?

    Someone saw the Seinfeld episode. lol.

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    Default Re: Does eating poppy seeds get you high?

    Brb. Looking up Seinfeld episode on youtube.



    Edit: I see. Episode 126, The Showerhead. Elaine tests positive repeatedly for opium. I thought I was the first person to come up with the idea of abusing household spices for recreational purposes. I guess I am not a genius after all.
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    Default Re: Does eating poppy seeds get you high?

    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    We are all aware that eating a poppy seed bagel for breakfast can lead to a false positive drug test. The question is, can eating poppies actually get you high like morphine or codeine?

    Over the past week I've spent thousands of dollars shopping. I had a little money saved up, and BAM its gone, almost like a manic phase for someone with bipolar! I just bought dumb stuff like millions and millions of panties, hair extensions, and clothes. Since the holidays I have been eating a ton of my favorite thing, poppyseed bread... any connection? Or do I just have a shopping problem? I don't do other drugs.

    Bwahahaha!! BRB, going to buy a TV.
    WOW! You bought like millions and millions of panties huh. Are you sure it was just the poppy seeds that caused this spending frenzy?
    Exactly what does one million panties cost?

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    Default Re: Does eating poppy seeds get you high?

    Trillions and trillions of poppy seeds.

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    Default Re: Does eating poppy seeds get you high?

    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post

    Bwahahaha!! BRB, going to buy a TV.
    Buy me a new TV while you're at it too please. I'll promise to send you some Poppyseed bread to keep you on your shopping frenzy.

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    Default Re: Does eating poppy seeds get you high?

    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post

    Over the past week I've spent thousands of dollars shopping. I had a little money saved up, and BAM its gone, almost like a manic phase for someone with bipolar! I just bought dumb stuff like millions and millions of panties,
    OMG it was true explains it all.

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