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    I got this idea from Alexa at "Real Princess Diaries" and thought it would be neat to do here. Use 100 words or less- don't have to be fancy, and sum it up!

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    "First time was with a blue condom at age 15, I coerced him. Three years and he left me for coke and a 14 year old girl. Couple flings then met my ex; four years and I left him for excitement. Sixteen months of mediocrity with a guy I didn't love; then millionaire romance and fighters. To date, sampling the rainbow."

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    I was looking for good stories, but I think there are so few takers because it's too few words and well mine is way too complicated (not necessarily exciting or fun) just too complicated. It would take pages of damn why won't he put out as much as I want.....

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    Masturbating. First few dozens times were bad sex with someone I wasn't attracted to, out of desperation. Masturbating. Fell in love, had sex twice, got my heart broken when dumped. Masturbating. Had decent sex a few times with a woman who was so insecure that even my ridiculously-sweet-towards-girlfriends nature wasn't enough to calm her nerves and she acted out horribly; sadly had to break up with her. Masturbating.
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    High school was filled with amazing foreplay and BDSM play with the gorgeous Greek/native American boy at the hippie crash pad. Lost my virginity in college to a catholic school boy. Lasted 30 seconds. The rich Taiwanese boy introduced me to good sex. The British autistic knew how to touch me but not how to fuck me. Which made it easy for the Chilean to whisk me away, and we barely got out of bed for the first 6 months. All the interspersed with a few forgettable and regrettable one night stands.
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    Mike, Steve, Brad, Tracy, Colin, Steve (2), Brian, Jim, Tom, Mara, Brad (2), Erin, Tommy, Mark, Jon, Sydney, Jeff, Brian (2), Curtis, Rhonda, Jerry, Roger, Trina, Rob, Brandon, Brad (3)--what is it about guys named Brad? Eric, Matt, Dylan, Thomas, Dave, John, Alan, Tony, Ted, Scott, Brandy, Seth and Wade.


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    lost my Virginity when i was 15 or 16 at a wild party. a few one night stands-- i was a wild child. got into a serious 2.5 yr relationship- lived with teh guy for a yr. ended up, made up for lost time sexually. got into a 2nd relationship with a piece of shit who i hated, cheated on him left and right. after that only fuck buddies and one night stands except for a 1 month period when i dated a (crazy) girl who i really liked. then some more one night stands. Dont think i can recall all the names of people i have slept with... oops.
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    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    My favorite is a glow in the dark condom and getting my ex to jump around in the dark with it on.. I giggle every time I think about it.. Besides that my history is lame, but I am also very proud to be, STD/HIV free

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I got this idea from Alexa at "Real Princess Diaries" and thought it would be neat to do here. Use 100 words or less- don't have to be fancy, and sum it up!
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    Got Me Some. Got Me More Then I Deserved. Focused On Giving Pleasure, Makes Getting It In Return...That Much Better. The End.
    A cunning linguist...

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    Just had my first night of sex recently. Was waiting until married. But he carried me to his bedroom, I said no, he still went on and I ended up just going with it. Now we're an inseperable couple. Simple!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qi View Post
    Just had my first night of sex recently. Was waiting until married. But he carried me to his bedroom, I said no, he still went on and I ended up just going with it. Now we're an inseperable couple. Simple!
    I think it's really, really awesome that your fiance is your only one, Qi.

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    ^^^
    Awe thanks. I'm happy too, I couldn't imagine being with anyone else!

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    Fantastic sex with my first who was a Dom, lots of drama cause we were young and ridiculously in love, like only the very young and retarded can be. Decent sex with another supposed Dom who was gorgeous but really a wuss. One brief relationship that was so boring I can't remember the deets. First Dom's brief 2nd act. Then the STBEX was perfect on paper but the sex was BORING for 10 yrs. Cyber sex during a year long dry spell. Now I'm trying out a Dom that I have a lot in common with both in and OUT of bed.

    EDIT - Duh, I forgot about my ex-fiance I lived with before the hubby (musta been more boring than I thought, hehe) . Crazy hung, OWIIEEE! Sex was boring tho and he lied about his age, his US docs said he was 26-27 to my 21-22, but he was closer to 40. No wonder I felt so damn immature in comparison. BOO for liars!
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    Damn - PJ has a new interest before we could kidnap her and move her to Vegas.

    Paris - wow - your total is close to mine and there's no way in hell I could remember all the names. :o

    100 words or less - hmm - let's see...

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    Was molested. Lost virginity willingly in a tent on 8 mile. Had sex with a few guys thereafter. Started dating S, fucked him for a few years. Cheated on him with J. Had sex with a few guys thereafter. Stopped fucking J. Got with a new 'J', got pregnant. fail.
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    started at 17 with a short guy, moved on to a girl. Spent my early 20's with a fugitive (best sex ever!) Later on numerous flings, some good some bad (one doesn't count 'cause his dick was thumbsize). In the past 4 years i've had 2 long term relationships, both with guys with limp dick-itis. SIGH.

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    Started fooling with boys at 12/13- mostly just kissing, blowies and fingerbanging. I lost my vcard at 15 while passed out at a party (but, it was something me and the then bf planned to do, except I was to be conscious, lol). Then got a serious bf and we banged every which way for 2 years. I had my first bgg threesome at 18. It was AWESOME. I then started dancing and dating older guys. At 19, I went to LA to try and shoot porn- did scenes for all the big companies. Decided that wasn't for me- I just liked the sex. I'm 20 now and have been with 25 guys and 12 girls, including 3-3omes. I have alot more, but this is 100 words.

    I can't lie. I love big cocks, on preferably handsome, mostly tall caucasian men, though I enjoy periodically racially intermingling. I also like slender, slightly dark skinned big- bright eyed girls... I happen to pick up alot of Guyanese girls for some odd reason... glad to know my niche! haha.
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    No interest in anything sexual. Couldn't stand anyone my age. Maaasturbaaating feels soo goood. Forced myself into my first kiss--hated it--caused me to lose interest in boys completely. From senior year on started dating older older older, loved it. Virginity gone at 20 to SO of 2 years. Sex means nothing to me. I could be a prostitute except for my extreme fear of STI's. Only one partner for oral sex/sex ever. Working on accepting pleasure from my partner. In the interim...mastubatingggg....

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    Since 1981: Slightly whore-ish. Very whore-ish. WHORE. Not whore-ish for 5 years. Slightly whore-ish again. Whore. WHORE. Not whore-ish for 2 years. Slightly whore-ish again. WHORE. WHORE. WHORE. WHORE. WHOOORRRRE. Not whore-ish for 2 years. Slightly whore-ish. Not nearly as whore-ish as all but 9 (serious relationships..) years of the past 27 years. Very happy being minimally whore-ish.

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    Lol @ ^

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    gave a bj to some guy i kinda knew from school when i was 13.

    lost virginity at 14 on my 8th grade graduation trip to Great America to a guy in my class who i really didnt even like. i went into the dressing room with him because i thought we were just gonna make out but he put a condom on, slammed me against the wall and forced himself in through the leg of my shorts. i told him to stop but he wouldnt, and i just gave up because he was too strong. i wouldnt call it rape, i could have screamed out for help, after all, we were in a very public place, but i didnt. after he finished we realized that the condom broke. he got up and left, leaving me to wonder what the fuck im supposed to do now.

    started dating him a month later, which turned into a very abusive relationship. i became numb to the sexual and physical abuse, but it was the mental abuse that really got to me. he would make me do degrading sex acts and addictive drugs. 7 months into the relationship, i was sent to rehab involuntarily by my parents.

    all girls rehab. i thought i was a lesbian for about 6 months untill i got home and she stopped writing letters to me.

    once i got out of rehab, i had lots of flings, one guy jizzed his pants while we were making out on his couch, thats the only memorable one...

    since i got out of rehab, i started talking to my best friend since 8th grade. i always knew he was in love with me, but i wasnt ready to settle down untill april of last year. He's everything a girl could ever ask for in a guy, and so much more. we've been together since then and i couldnt be happier <3

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    Let's see: lost my virginity at 16 to a guy who had been a friend, then he dumped me for another girl. Then a year later I hooked up with my cousin's stepbrother (who looked like John Taylor from Duran Duran) who taught me the pleasures of oral sex. Started in a long distance relationship where we had sex at his house and his mom almost caught us. Broke up when he was interested in a girl near him (though for many years kept trying to hook up). Then a year later I got a job and was raped by my boss and I lost interest in sex for a few years.

    When I was ready I started dating a Chicago DJ. We never had sex but fooled around. He dumped me for another girl and I went into a tailspin of sleeping with several guys, many I forgot their names. I had oral with many more guys. I then dated a music producer with a tiny cock who got excited from insulting me so I dumped him. Had an affair with a married man that stopped when his wife found out. Started dating a bouncer at a club I was dancing at and a customer there orally raped me and I quit the club. Bouncer was endowed. I bounced back from this rape and met my one exboyfriend and moved in with him. He was an alcoholic. I had sex with a friend of his as well, including a threesome.

    Stayed far too long with this guy then ended up a year later moving in with another guy who turned out to be a pimp and he kicked me out when I refuse to turn tricks. He was also a con artist who stole money from me. Then I met my best exboyfriend (we are still friends) but I was messed up by this guy and we never had sex. After him I had many fwb's (too many to count) and dated several guys, but strangely never slept with any of these guys. One of these fwb's asked me to have sex with a woman so I did (and really wasn't into it). Then I made the porno and decided to be abstinent until I met the right guy. Met several guys who rejected me because I refused to sleep with them. Then I discovered I had HPV (no doubt from my sex life) and knew I had to abstain for awhile.

    Now I am tying to decide whether I want to hook up with a 25 year old who wants to have oral sex or abstain until I meet a potential husband.

    I know this is longer than 100 words but unable to condense it.

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    My first serious girlfriend was in high school. We did oral and manual but never had intercourse. I was smitten and thought I would marry that girl but she moved away.

    I lost my virginity to my next GF, on her parents couch while they were sleeping 30' away. We fucked like rabbits for two years. I thought I could marry her too but we went to different colleges.

    I realized I shouldn't fall in love so easily.

    During college, flight school & Naval service, I dated sporadically... with sex when I could get it, nothing serious or memorable. When in-port or on-base, it was GoTime.

    After entering the real world, I dated here and there with casual sex. Had a one-year relationship with a dancer (why I joined this site). More fucking like rabbits.

    That ended.
    I dated.
    Last year, I met the most wonderful woman I've ever known. We are amazingly compatible and the sex is mind-scrambling.

    When I was young, I wanted to fuck like a jackhammer and get to the orgasms.
    I'm thankful that with age, I've become a patient, attentive, caring lover who enjoys the entire experience.


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    Lots of regrettable experiences, some hardly even consensual. Before I went to college I was a major slut. I don't even bother to count the guys I gave blowjobs to, cuz I couldn't and I choose not to remember anyways. After I went through my teenage slut phase, I met my first love, who was 11 years older than me and a very bad seed to put it kindly. The sex was alright, but he was mostly fucking for himself, so I probably only enjoyed it because I was so infatuated with HIM. He tried to force me into some very bad choices, so we parted ways on the day of my highschool graduation. I got to college, had a serious relationship from age 18-19, huge ass penis but couldn't rock the fucking boat if the Lord would save him for it. He was also physically abusive and a loser in general. I tried to coax him to join the Navy and cut his umbilical cord, but when I realized he was too addicted to sitting on his ass, I bounced. Then I had little flirtacious relatively celibate relationships that didn't last long until I came across my steady fuck buddy who also became my friend for a time. He could fuck like a real champion (SCORPIOS FTW!). The same day I decided to stop messing around with him and all the little bullshit that goes with "just sex," I met my current man. I found The One. I am so, so deeply in love although our relationship is rocky as a Malibu beach. He has a seriously giant dick and he is the best in bed I've ever encountered. No one else even comes close. He's unselfish, he has herculean stamina, and loves to explore, so he's totally open to anything I ask him to do with no hint of complaining. I'd like to marry him so I can keep this going forever. *sigh* Wish me luck...
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    I was 11 when I lost my virginity to the 12 year old girl that lived below us. Funny thing about that was she had hair down there & I didn't at that age. I remember her asking me to go down on her & me coming up with hair in my teeth but loved it..lol I think that's where my fetish for eating pussy came from & being so young. Through high school I slept around like all kids nothing serious. I met my now ex wife when I was 19 & we fucked a lot everywhere for 15 years, married for 10. My record is 11 times in one great day, we stayed naked all day. I've been single now for a year & half & I've been having fun...looking for a new best friend to learn in the second half of my life..

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