I am probably the horniest man on Earth, but I don't go around fucking inanimate objects. If I don't have a willing female to play with me, I masturbate. I have heard of guys using inanimate objects and little dogs, but I thought those were just urban legends.
If you make it a habit of humping the shit out of a pillow, I'd say you do have a thing for pillows - not that you want to buy a ring for a pillow, but that you really like getting off with one.
We're talking about sex, not attraction. I've had sex with a few women that I was not attracted to - its not a requirement.
This "attraction" factor is just another technicality to avoid the stigma of homosexuality. It allows a "straight" guy to experiment with homosexuality, but as long as he is not "attracted" to other men, he can claim to be "straight".
Would buy this line - "I'm not gay, I just use gay guys to get me off, but I'm not attracted to them." or "I'm not gay, but I prefer blowjobs from gay guys because they understand the equipment better, but I'm not attracted to them."
I've never been in prison, but I've talked to people who have, and they say it is very much like that when the lights go out.




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Sometimes the other pillows seem jealous, but I don't care ... I luv me some red satin pillow.


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