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    Thumbs down Why do customers bring their jealous girlfriends to the club? (rant)

    Just the other day, I was doing a dance on the main floor when a dumpy, fat woman sat next to the customer claiming to be his girlfriend and to get "off her man".

    Then she proceeded to call me a sl*t, wh**re and ugly while making faces. I was still dancing and told her civilly that she was interfering with the dance. I don't anger easily but she was pushing me close to the edge... I would have decked her if the bouncer wasn't there.

    It just annoys me that couples come into the club with their personal problems and take it out on the dancers..

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    I dont get it either. Im guessing it is the girlfriend's idea to come along. I dont know if it is their idea to begin with, or the guy was like "i want to go to the titty bar" and after an arguement they agreed he could go if she chaperoned him. If it was her idea to begin with, then maybe her fantasy is to be able to compete with a hot girl for her man and win--- the only time in her life it will happen because the piece of shit she is dating probably doesnt attract hot girls and if a hot girl really did compete, said hot girl would win! But maybe in her mind, you want her man and are competing, and when she tells you to get off of him and then goes home with him at the end, its victory for her! And if she just demanded to chaperone him, then her man is a pussy whipped bitch who never should have told her he was going to the SC to begin with! I dont get it either, if you dont want to deal with strippers, then go home. You dont have to deal with us, Im not making you come in there... fuck id rather you stay home.

    While we are ranting about girlfriends coming into the clubs, I also hate the couple who comes in and makes out with eachother. Especially when they are sitting by the stage. The other day one of those was in here, and when i went by them to collect a tip, the girl started straddling the guy and making out with him. I actually stomped my shoes and was like "hello couple by the tip rail whats up." The dude grudgingly removed his tongue from her mouth long enough to give me a 1$, but WTF?! Really? Go home and do that!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Why do customers bring their jealous girlfriends to the club? (rant)

    I've heard that if you don't want to be bothered by dancers doing their tip walk, then to start making out with your significant other. I can see doing that if you've been there awhile and you're just tired of girls coming up to you over and over and over, but if you're gonna sit at Pervert Row, then start forking over the cash!!

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    ^^ nah it was just some slutty drunk girl.

    and if they dont want to be bothered by dancers for tips on stage, then they could sit at the bar or something instead of the stage. i wouldnt bother them then for tips. although if i saw them going at it, i would probably call over a bouncer-- i feel like having civillian girls making out with customers (even if htey are already dating) in the SC indirectly hurts our ability to make money. Customers dont need to be getting any ideas that making out is ok in the titty bar!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Why do customers bring their jealous girlfriends to the club? (rant)

    That sounds annoying. Not sure why girlfriends are jealous of Strippers in the first place (when it comes to their b/f's it is). Aren't they smart enough to realize that the dancer isn't actually interested in your man, just your man's money?



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    yea but they are also smart enough to realize that we can turn them on more in 3 minutes of dancing than they can in an hour of sex.

    A lot of it is a jealousy/insecurity thing, this specific woman was fat. The OP is probably very physically fit and pretty. And since they are insecure, they relish in the opportunity to tell the hot girl stripper slut to back off from THEIR man.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    That's why I'm a little wary of dancing for couples.. You have to be sexy, yet non threatening to the woman. There were so many couples last night at work. I really need to get that hump since some of them were getting dances.

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    And the customers wonder why dancers avoid couples. I used to dance for couples, but would charge each of them the dance rate. I told the customers the seats for the show are $25 each per song. If they were cool with paying double to watch a single dance, and they treated me politely I'd do 2 dances, otherwise I'd just dance a single song and offer to keep going for another $50.

    This will only work in clubs with separate dance areas. If dances are done out on the main floor, I suppose it would be easy enough to just do an air dance or whatever, and get the hell out of there when the song is over.

    It would be nice if the bouncers would enforce the customers not act belligerent toward the dancers. sigh, as if that'll happen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    And the customers wonder why dancers avoid couples. I used to dance for couples, but would charge each of them the dance rate. I told the customers the seats for the show are $25 each per song. If they were cool with paying double to watch a single dance, and they treated me politely I'd do 2 dances, otherwise I'd just dance a single song and offer to keep going for another $50.

    This will only work in clubs with separate dance areas. If dances are done out on the main floor, I suppose it would be easy enough to just do an air dance or whatever, and get the hell out of there when the song is over.

    It would be nice if the bouncers would enforce the customers not act belligerent toward the dancers. sigh, as if that'll happen.
    this can totally work on the floor too... some couples if hte woman is small really seem to like it if i suggest selling a double dance where she sits on his lap and you dance for her on his lap. physically, it is awkward to do this dance and requires maneuvering around more feet, but for some reason they are pretty easy to sell at double price. at least in my experience.

    another good thing about couples is if you end up dancing just for the girl and other customers notice, sometimes it can help you sell dances to other customers (assuming the girl is attractive. wont work if shes a fat cow) by talking about how turned on you were dancing for a girl yadda yadda yadda.

    but yea, im not a fan of couples. i usually try to make hte dance sale quickly because to be honest, i feel awkward around them and if i spend to much time with them i am worried they will notice. i have had no success getting them to go to CRs with me... and i know it is not always the couple because another girl will come by later and sell one to them, i guess i just feel to awkward to sell a half hr or more alone with them.


    but yea, couples like that really are a bummer and do give girls approach anxiety when dealing with other customers. honestly, if some fat girl comes in and starts insulting you again, just start laughing at her as if she just said something ridiculous and be like "haha, ok Lardy. yea im the uggo here" and then walk away. i think that is the most effective way to deal with them and it will probably embarrass them enough that they wont do it to other dancers. And if she follows you screaming and you are smiling and walking away, it will look like she is crazy and get her thrown out as opposed to you getting the heat for fighting with customers.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Why do customers bring their jealous girlfriends to the club? (rant)

    I don't think it is always insecurity on the gf's part. I think a lot of the time they come with the guy because they believe the stereotypes of what goes in strip clubs (i.e. bj's, sex, etc) and don't want some disease ridden stripper doing that her man. Additionally, I think it comes down to them often not trusting their man to not do anything more than get a dance or two.

    They believe the stereotypes and don't trust their men, so, they come in to make nothing happens.

    She puts you down if she sees her man having too much fun with you because she is annoyed at seeing him interested in anyone but her. Too many women seem to think that if a man is dating them or married to them that their libido dies and they will no longer be turned on by anyone other than their wives/gf's.

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