
Originally Posted by
SerenaSin
Oh yeh, thats definitely fucked up!
I also don't get all the inconsistencies in the book- he claims that
-most strippers look and act like normal girls when the makeup comes off and the illusion is dropped
-almost all of them have boyfriends/husbands/fuck buddies/girlfriends/etc.
-picking up dancers is a numbers game; it is much much easier to just pick up a girl at a normal bar. As such do not go into a club trying to pick up a SPECIFIC dancer cuz the odds are way stacked against you; you should be content to pick up ANY stripper you can get
-many strippers are "3"'s or "5"'s but will walk around the club with the confidence of "10"'s
-the best-looking strippers are the ones who do extras (?!)
-many strippers have drug, alcohol, and economic problems; kids, sexual abuse histories, problems with crazy ex-boyfriends, crazy sleep/work schedules
-the vast majority of dancers are at the club to earn a living and see it as a job, not as a place to hang out with you
-if you want to have fun, go to an SC with your friends, stay for a while, drink, get dances, etc. but if you want to pick up a dancer, you should go alone and not stay very long (around a half hour) (yet he also claims that dances are not worth it for him because you get "so little" for "so much money")
IF THIS IS ALL TRUE, WHY PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO TRYING TO PICK UP DANCERS?!?
It's like, "PAY A COVER-CHARGE, DON'T HAVE FUN, PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO ANNOYING A BUNCH OF STRIPPERS UNTIL YOU FIND 1 WHO FOR SOME REASON LIKES YOU, AND NO MATTER HOW UGLY SHE IS (and she will be even more plain when the makeup comes off later, btw) TAKE HER HOME AND FUCK/DATE HER, BUT BE PREPARED TO DEAL W/ KIDS, HUSBANDS, SOME PAST SEXUAL ABUSE ISSUES, A WORK/SLEEPING SCHEDULE THAT IS THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF YOURS, AND THE FACT THAT SHE HAS KIND OF AN AVERAGE PERSONALITY"
God, who wouldn't be excited about picking up one of us totally hawt strippers after reading this book?
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