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    Stripper Secrets: How To Seduce Strippers In The Strip Club

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    OK, so I was bored and found this online and read through the whole damn book. Wildly inaccurate in some instances, but not as terribly offensive as I thought it would be. Used the old "don't spend money" line, which... I just don't think would work. Lol.

    To its credit, there's a chapter that explains how SC's work in terms of house fees, tip outs, dance cuts, etc. And it does emphasize a lot that strippers often have kids, bills to pay, and boyfriends and are trying to make a living and make no money some nights and are too tired after work to do anything, and all that stuff. Yet it encourages guys to try to pick up 18 year old strippers because of the fact that they're "insecure" about themselves and probably aren't making much money because theyre not good hustlers yet. I can't imagine bragging about picking up a younger, more "insecure" guy/girl... like, why couldn't I pick up someone who's as good as me? Also why all this emphasis about not paying a single dime to anyone in an SC if you acknowledge that the women are all working hard to make a living? I imagine it helps sell more books... it's the 2 things the kind of men who would buy this book most want- to be cheap and to pick up "insecure strippers" girls as some sort of status symbol. It fulfills both those desires, in theory.

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    man i love how being a dancer makes you a commodity.

    admittedly, i was no better at one point. Before i danced, i dated a dancer briefly and thought i was hot shit for it. although i didnt meet her in the club.

    And then i remember after i started dancing, when i slept with the first guy who just wanted to be able to say he banged a stripper. it was a wierd feeling.


    it might emphasize that we are there for business, but in the beginning it says that our daddies molesting us is what drove us to strip . Man it alarms me, that basically this guy starts out his book saying we all have been sexually abused.... to me it makes the premise of the book "here you go boys. here is how to pick up a hot girl who has been molested by her daddy." Especially if he thinks that us being molested is the original driving force behind what makes us so appealing anyway.

    Men are Fucked up.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    "look at the places where the girls tend to mill around. This can be the DJ booth, tables, or couches by the dressing room. Where ever it is, you’ll want to STAND there"

    LOL

    ROFL

    ...losers

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    ^^^ Yeah, cause standing by the entrance to the dressing room isn't creepy at all.
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    The worst part is it's true: younger, inexperienced dancers usually are more susceptible to wanting to meet guys outside of the club. They kind of view it as a new venue for meeting guys in some cases. Like they have the pick o' the litter. Kids in a candy store where everything is available.

    I'm not saying it's true for everyone, but it isn't bad advice (though it's kind of sickening).

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    "ANY MAN WHO PAYS FOR A DANCE IS AUTOMATICALLY A CUSTOMER."

    Any men who walks into sc is considered a customer. Either "spender" or a "looser". Your choice.

    Honestly any guy who goes to sc with the GOAL to date ( to get a booty call ) with a dancer is a desperate individual.
    I am not saying that it never happened or if it does it doesn't work, but usually it is game of chance. To write a book - manual about how to date a dancer is all wrong.

    "f you only learn one thing (and one thing only) from reading this book, I want it to be this… YOUR ONLY GOAL IN DEALING WITH ANY STRIPPER IS TO NOT SPEND MONEY."

    Hahaha here we go... I was always wondering what hec those (some of them) dudes doing there all day long sitting, sipping on beer, never spend any money.

    well, some useful information after all:

    "However, I do think you should take care of your appearance. Shower, smell nice (a little cologne never hurt anyone), comb your hair, wear deodorant, and dress well. This’ll put you at an advantage over the sweaty, greasy losers who wander into the club. A little note about the dress code of clubs… though there is no official Strip Club dress code, be considerate about what you wear. Don’t wear shorts. They make you look like a geek. Wear long pants. Try not to wear jeans, because they’re a rough fabric, and should you end up getting a dance (which you shouldn’t, but if you do), it will scratch the girl up."

    made me laugh after all.
    ...Maybe a manual how to look in order to get out your woodwork.
    "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity." -- Albert Einstein



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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    man i love how being a dancer makes you a commodity.

    admittedly, i was no better at one point. Before i danced, i dated a dancer briefly and thought i was hot shit for it. although i didnt meet her in the club.

    And then i remember after i started dancing, when i slept with the first guy who just wanted to be able to say he banged a stripper. it was a wierd feeling.


    it might emphasize that we are there for business, but in the beginning it says that our daddies molesting us is what drove us to strip . Man it alarms me, that basically this guy starts out his book saying we all have been sexually abused.... to me it makes the premise of the book "here you go boys. here is how to pick up a hot girl who has been molested by her daddy." Especially if he thinks that us being molested is the original driving force behind what makes us so appealing anyway.

    Men are Fucked up.
    Oh yeh, thats definitely fucked up!
    I also don't get all the inconsistencies in the book- he claims that


    -most strippers look and act like normal girls when the makeup comes off and the illusion is dropped
    -almost all of them have boyfriends/husbands/fuck buddies/girlfriends/etc.
    -picking up dancers is a numbers game; it is much much easier to just pick up a girl at a normal bar. As such do not go into a club trying to pick up a SPECIFIC dancer cuz the odds are way stacked against you; you should be content to pick up ANY stripper you can get
    -many strippers are "3"'s or "5"'s but will walk around the club with the confidence of "10"'s
    -the best-looking strippers are the ones who do extras (?!)
    -many strippers have drug, alcohol, and economic problems; kids, sexual abuse histories, problems with crazy ex-boyfriends, crazy sleep/work schedules
    -the vast majority of dancers are at the club to earn a living and see it as a job, not as a place to hang out with you
    -if you want to have fun, go to an SC with your friends, stay for a while, drink, get dances, etc. but if you want to pick up a dancer, you should go alone and not stay very long (around a half hour) (yet he also claims that dances are not worth it for him because you get "so little" for "so much money")


    IF THIS IS ALL TRUE, WHY PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO TRYING TO PICK UP DANCERS?!?

    It's like, "PAY A COVER-CHARGE, DON'T HAVE FUN, PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO ANNOYING A BUNCH OF STRIPPERS UNTIL YOU FIND 1 WHO FOR SOME REASON LIKES YOU, AND NO MATTER HOW UGLY SHE IS (and she will be even more plain when the makeup comes off later, btw) TAKE HER HOME AND FUCK/DATE HER, BUT BE PREPARED TO DEAL W/ KIDS, HUSBANDS, SOME PAST SEXUAL ABUSE ISSUES, A WORK/SLEEPING SCHEDULE THAT IS THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF YOURS, AND THE FACT THAT SHE HAS KIND OF AN AVERAGE PERSONALITY"

    God, who wouldn't be excited about picking up one of us totally hawt strippers after reading this book?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oceana View Post
    "ANY MAN WHO PAYS FOR A DANCE IS AUTOMATICALLY A CUSTOMER."

    Any men who walks into sc is considered a customer. Either "spender" or a "looser". Your choice.

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    heh, i dont think ive ever looked at a broke cheap customer and thought "wow, i've been on stage for 3 songs and that guy over there hasn't tipped me a dollar, but i see him in here every night trying to pick up dancers... there's just something so... DIFFERENT and APPEALING about him wow i'm so glad he isn't a CUSTOMER, maybe i'll have a chance with him one day!"


    ETA- in the book he mentions that you shouldn't sit at the tip-rail (which goes nicely w/ his theme of not tipping strippers) because we refer to it as "pervert row".

    Actually at my club we refer to the very back row in the club as "pervert row". Because there's always just a line of guys waaay back there (no matter how many available seats there are closer to the stage in the club), sitting in the dark, nursing their one beer for 3 hours, staring/peeping at the stage from afar, trying not to make eye contact or talk to any dancer who comes near them cuz they know they're not about to be paying for a dance or tipping anyone. They're just creepy and annoying

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    Yeah...gotta say; if anyone is going to get to know me on any kind of personal level, they're going to spend a loooot of money first. Otherwise, get out of my strip club!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SerenaSin View Post
    Oh yeh, thats definitely fucked up!
    I also don't get all the inconsistencies in the book- he claims that


    -most strippers look and act like normal girls when the makeup comes off and the illusion is dropped
    -almost all of them have boyfriends/husbands/fuck buddies/girlfriends/etc.
    -picking up dancers is a numbers game; it is much much easier to just pick up a girl at a normal bar. As such do not go into a club trying to pick up a SPECIFIC dancer cuz the odds are way stacked against you; you should be content to pick up ANY stripper you can get
    -many strippers are "3"'s or "5"'s but will walk around the club with the confidence of "10"'s
    -the best-looking strippers are the ones who do extras (?!)
    -many strippers have drug, alcohol, and economic problems; kids, sexual abuse histories, problems with crazy ex-boyfriends, crazy sleep/work schedules
    -the vast majority of dancers are at the club to earn a living and see it as a job, not as a place to hang out with you
    -if you want to have fun, go to an SC with your friends, stay for a while, drink, get dances, etc. but if you want to pick up a dancer, you should go alone and not stay very long (around a half hour) (yet he also claims that dances are not worth it for him because you get "so little" for "so much money")


    IF THIS IS ALL TRUE, WHY PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO TRYING TO PICK UP DANCERS?!?

    It's like, "PAY A COVER-CHARGE, DON'T HAVE FUN, PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO ANNOYING A BUNCH OF STRIPPERS UNTIL YOU FIND 1 WHO FOR SOME REASON LIKES YOU, AND NO MATTER HOW UGLY SHE IS (and she will be even more plain when the makeup comes off later, btw) TAKE HER HOME AND FUCK/DATE HER, BUT BE PREPARED TO DEAL W/ KIDS, HUSBANDS, SOME PAST SEXUAL ABUSE ISSUES, A WORK/SLEEPING SCHEDULE THAT IS THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF YOURS, AND THE FACT THAT SHE HAS KIND OF AN AVERAGE PERSONALITY"

    God, who wouldn't be excited about picking up one of us totally hawt strippers after reading this book?
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    i see a lot of these guides lately. i think the most ridiculous one was about how we love drugs, would do anything for drugs n outlines what drugs u need to feed what type of girl to have a hold on them forever..... coy clearly on a stripper salary we cant afford expensive drugs on our own and reely on fucking helpful losers. pff

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    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Drugz iz the only thang gettin me threw mah jawb.

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    I love these experts on women.

    Pass this around or if you can make a copy (or ask your club) to post it in the dressing room.

    This is predatory behavior, however sometimes you can use this type of info to your advantage.

    Don't play to win. Play to make money.

    I think the more guys that see this the better. If a guy thinks he can walk in and hustle a stripper who makes a living to feed her children (and buy drugs!) by HUSTLING these guys are in for a surprise.

    As long as they walk into the club not only are they a customer they are fair game.




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    I am halfway through this e-book thing and I am fuming mad! I know I shouldn't let it get to me because he is just a lame douchebag who thinks he's a lot cooler than he is, but man, it's pissing me off. The majority of us have been molested? Give us a back-handed compliment to make us insecure and therefore cling to him? And did he really know a stripper " who had sex with a wheelchair-bound midget who’s colostomy bag broke and spilled all over her during the act?" Seriously? I could go on about at least half a dozen other lines of bs from this guy.

    They author and the guys who try to implement his tactics really think they're clever, don't they?

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    Have any of you girls ever called a custie out for pulling this shit?

    "Soooo... have you ever read those guides for picking up strippers? How's that working for you so far?"
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