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    Quote Originally Posted by starz86 View Post
    def hate it, men should just sit there and not move their body in any way during a dance.
    Hahaha, this puts a hilarious image in my mind. I've met some men who actually might enjoy being told, "Now, sit there and do not move your body in any way."
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    It is nearly impossible for a guy to be totally immobile while being stimulated sexually. Your suggestion is unreasonable.

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    ^^^

    You want one of those electric chairs that you strap people into before they get electrocuted. That'll keep a customer still....

    And if you wired it up to the mains, you have the ultimate way of making customers behave. Just think how nice they'd be if they could see a big button marked "press if customer misbehaves".

    I can just see it now.

    "I've just finished my dance - would you like to give me a tip?"

    "Is $5 OK?"

    BZZZZZZZZZ

    "Sorry I meant $20"

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    "OK - I'm happy to give you a $40 tip".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W View Post
    ^^^

    You want one of those electric chairs that you strap people into before they get electrocuted. That'll keep a customer still....

    And if you wired it up to the mains, you have the ultimate way of making customers behave. Just think how nice they'd be if they could see a big button marked "press if customer misbehaves".

    I can just see it now.

    "I've just finished my dance - would you like to give me a tip?"

    "Is $5 OK?"

    BZZZZZZZZZ

    "Sorry I meant $20"

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    "OK - I'm happy to give you a $40 tip".

    Phil

    Phil, I think you're on to something here. All you need now is a trap door under the chair that will drop customers into a chute and send them sailing out the front door after the dance is over.
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    Ive had this done a few times, once I fell backwards and cracked the bloke in the face by accident, whoops! If they clamp and i tell them to stop and they don't i just stand about 3 feet away and dance from there, and when/if they complain say something like ''well u didn't do as i asked, so u didn't get a good dance'' Its either a control thing or a ''i want to touch yo but im a bit scared coz i know there's a bouncer'' thing or something similar, gets right on my nerves though!

    Another one was a knee jiggler haha, I was doing a double VIP with my friend and the bloke literally kept jiggling his knee while i was dancing on him (we work in quite a high contact club) I literally bounced off the couch and onto the floor at one point! Was funny at the time coz my mate was there too, but if i'd been on my own it would have wound me up, especially as he kept doing it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W View Post
    ^^^

    You want one of those electric chairs that you strap people into before they get electrocuted. That'll keep a customer still....

    And if you wired it up to the mains, you have the ultimate way of making customers behave. Just think how nice they'd be if they could see a big button marked "press if customer misbehaves".

    I can just see it now.

    "I've just finished my dance - would you like to give me a tip?"

    "Is $5 OK?"

    BZZZZZZZZZ

    "Sorry I meant $20"

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    "OK - I'm happy to give you a $40 tip".

    Phil
    I am leaving it up to JD to patent this device.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris91 View Post
    Maybe we could have a lapdance anesthesiologist to give guys that paralyzing medicine before we dance.
    Now THAT is a mean thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I am leaving it up to JD to patent this device.

    She already has it.....and she doesnt stop at $40

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    lol Glitterbexie, jiggler, i rem the good old jiggler, yeah was funny, but only for the first 2secs, what a huge pain in the arse.

    ive had a few clampers myself, an they wind me up, ill warn them nicly, say summert like "please dont do that i cant move an ull make me fall on my face" if they persist i stand still, till they get the hint or i have to say agen, stop clamming ur bleedin legs. the dance is always cut short, its there own fault.

    jigglers however ive only recently come across in the past 2 months, im like " i can do it myself ya know, im the dancer, you just sit there" but its always funny with a mate, to a point lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    I hate it when I start dancing for a guy and he wraps his legs tight around mine so I kinda of can't move. Sort of squeezes around my ankles/longer legs. WTF? I've noticed that it's usually the highly annoying customers who do this. What is the point? Do any of you do customers do this? Any reasoning behind it? Any dancers come across this a lot as well or is it just me? Today I had a guy keep doing it despite my very obvious struggle to push his legs apart repeatedly. I finally told him to spread them, but he clenched up again in another few minutes. What gives?
    this happens to me a lot because i have worked in many clubs where the rule was one foot on the floor, so instead of grinding when i face them i often straddle with one leg between theres and one to the outside. IME, the clampers tend to be the really pervy ones (as mentioned) and the young idiots who jsut dont know any better.

    at this point my reaction depends on the customer, if i think they did it without any malicious intentions (i do believe that some of them just do it on a subconscious level and it takes them a minute to think about what htey are doing... maybe im too forgiving) then i will usually jokingly say something along the lines of "i need you to spread your legs, you dirty slut" younger guys find this funny usually.

    and for the middle of the road pervs, i glare at them, move my leg out while forcing there legs open and dancer further away till they get the point. good ol classical conditioning.

    and for the worst of the pervs, well they do this to get my leg nearer to their crotch... so i give them what they want, an uncomfortable knee to the nuts .
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I only worked one night this weekend but it was awash with bloody clampers!! I really told one lad off, haha, Im talking wagging finger, hands on hips, the works! He was persistant in his clamping, it was in VIP where our couches are lower anyway and he was aggrovating anyway as he'd already asked ''so, where can i touch you? When do you touch me? Why can't i touch you? Do you not want to touch me? What if i touch myself? But thats what VIP is, isnt it!? .....(Never, Never, Because, No, NOOO, Not for me, i did NOT offer you extra's! In fat i said, YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME Before we set foot up the stairs into the room!!!) And he had the audacity to clamp my legs and then say ''Ooh ur not very steady on ur feet are you!?'' I turned around as said ''Aside from the fact that these floor are unstable and im TRYING to balance on ONE LEG in VERY big heels YOU ARE KNOCKING ME OVER BY CLAMPING MY LEG!! I shall be dancing from *here* (standing about 2 foot away!) from now on!!!

    And DominoDiva ....hahahahahaaaa, he was funny, but only until he stopped getting his wallet out lol x
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAlethea View Post
    That, or it's some sort of stupid control thing. "Look, I can hold you in place with my legs!" to which I wish to respond, "Look, I can punch you in the face with my bouncers!"



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    Sometimes girls have just done this to me just to break up the monotony, to do something different.

    I did it in the past but only with a girl who was really regular with the same reason in mind.

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    I had the mother of all leg clampers this weekend! Last thing saturday night before i went home! Pretty sure he either had tourrettes and was very very very drunk or had been mixing drugs with alcohol coz he clamped my legs, made funny noises, and when i stood in front of him to take my g-sting down he kicked me and then slapped me on the arse!! I shouted at him and told him to stop and sit on his hands, when i went to dance he kicked me AGAIN!! I asked him if he had tourettes (gently, i want being mean) and he started making funny noises at me and wiping his face with his hands in a very strage way! So i gave him an air dance from abt three feet away, he grabbed hold of one of my ankles with both his feet and wdnt let go! I went mad at him! Then his friend walks straight into the VIP area, ripped down the curtain i was behind (good job they velcro back to the ceiling!) and demanded money so he could have a dance off another girl! I went to the bloke on the till told him i wasnt dancing for the customer anymore coz he'd hurt me, slapped my arse and knocked me over, that his mate was in the VIP demanding money whilst girls were still dancing and he'd ripped the curtain. The reply i got ''Oh you've only got another minute to go anyway, his mate wants a dance off such-and-such'' NOT THE POINT!! Argh! I was glad i rinsed the customer out of £40 (about $60 for ten minutes of air dancing) But it does my head in! I was so annoyed!
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    I absolutely cannot STAND when guys do this. Even worse is when they BLOW ON YOU!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEWW

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    i work at a full contact club, but i used to get this a lot. usually from people who were not native english speakers. but as our economy is in the shitter, they don't have strip club money anymore, so i don't have to deal with them.

    the funny thing is that if a guy clamps down on me like that, i'll end up spending the whole time trying not to fall over, and he'll get a much lower contact dance than he would have otherwise had. i'd usually end up pulling away and giving an air dance.
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