i have dyed natural looking red hair. custys ask me the above 47536842 times a night. WHY WHY???
i personally find it rude, just like the how much do u make question
any good comebacks





i have dyed natural looking red hair. custys ask me the above 47536842 times a night. WHY WHY???
i personally find it rude, just like the how much do u make question
any good comebacks










Just say yes, that's what I always did. Be like "Actually, yes it is! I love my red hair!"





I have dyed platinum blonde hair and not only do I get this all night but I often get "nah that's not your real color! No ones that blonde naturally" when I say yes it is.




I'm dyed blonde, naturally dark brown, and guys often tell me how "refreshing" it is to have a natural blonde. People are so full of it, when did these things become acceptable conversation?





Well, I have THIS conversation at LEAST 3 times a shift:
Is that your natural hair color? (note: my hair is BRIGHT red-red. no one has this color naturally)
Then I say one of the following:
- Well, I'm a natural redhead, but this isn't my natural shade.
- It's naturally red, but I dye it brighter
And I swear to god, 95% of the time they say something like
"What?" or "I don't get it" or "What does that mean?" or "So it's naturally red but you dye it red???????"
Like, is it REALLY that difficult to figure out?
So I, just like you, have grown to absolutely detest this question.
The best part is.. if I just say "yes" when they ask me if it's natural they respond with "no it's not" or "that CAN'T be natural"
........................................



Penny, i dye mine bright red too, from a natural red and get the same damned thing. Even when I had it pink!!!





theres a lot of things like that i wonder.
but my most hated one is:
custy:where u from?
me (sigh not this again) im from hungary.
custy:hungry/? are you hungry? mcdonalds is down the road HAHAHAHAHA
me(buy a dance or i fucking kill you)
some reason just coz its a sc guys suddenly go so rude
really when did this become acceptable




Oh. I get this too! Its similar to the natural hair color question. They ask me where I'm from, I tell them the city I grew up in here in the US. They don't believe me, they know I'm not American. This is odd because I have no accent, but I guess I look really slavic and don't have a Texas twang. So I tell them were I was born and lived the first few years of my life. Then they don't believe me or never heard of it. Its one of the largest countries in Europe too.
That's why I just started making random shit up when I get the feeling that a custy is going to be rude and disrespectful like that, take the piss out of him.




I get the hair color and location questions all the time.
I have naturally very dark brown hair and dye it a little darker. I also have very pale skin and green eyes, so its looks really cool. When they ask, I just say 'yes this is my natural color'
As to the location, well, no one ever thinks I'm from the US. They all think I'm french, italian, or russian, lol. If they guess russian or some other eastern country like that (i've also gotten polish), I tell them the truth. That I was born in the US but my mothers side of the family is all eastern europe and russia (polish, czech, hungary, russia), and that makes them feel all happy, like the guessed some big secret, lol.
Personally I take it as a compliment that they think I look different/exoticMy mom is always being mistaken for greek or italian, so I come by it naturally.
It does get irritating, but honestly, I'd rather answer that stuff than have them ask me questions about work (you know, the 'what do you make' and 'do you rreally like this' and 'why are you doing this' questions).
Nicole, you sound like me. I am Russian with pale skin and dark hair that is dyed an even darker shade. The weird thing is that custys can NEVER guess my ethnicity. They always think I'm Italian or some kind of freakishly pale Hispanic, and sometimes they don't even believe me when I tell them I'm Russian
...But I'm dyeing my hair red this week and going to a new club, so I guess now I'll get to hear a new set of dumb questions.





Oh good lord I have this exact conversation a hundred fucking times a night. I have deep deep raven black hair and pale pale (almost translucent lol) skin and EVERYONE and their mom swears Im Italian and they never ever believe that Im almost 100% Russian. It's so stupid.
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I'm a natural blonde, and I have really blonde highlights that I get touched up every few months. Every once in awhile I'll get a customer who swears that I'm a brunette, because he "can see my dark roots," and I'm like, "Um...no, you can't."




Because the average idiot thinks that all Russians and Eastern Euros look like this:
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yeah thats also on the list of my most annoying questions. its not the ethnicity question that bothers me but the fact that 99% of the time it will be followed by a gay ass joke oh youre hungry maccas is down the road! or some variation of that n the dude laughs and knocks glasses with everyone like he came up with something spectecular when ive been hearing it for 8 years and i really really cant put up with it anymore everynight.
im gonna tart saying im from the moon
haha oh no the saviour questions!
me [on stage]: heyy would you like a naked stage show? its $20
barely legal custy: i think youre too good to be crawling around on a stage begging people for cash. its so degrading and embarassing and i know youre so much better.
me: blinks. say what??
custy: you wanna come back to my hotel?
me: prepares for massive bitch fit and makes barely legal custy go pale and about to cry-





then he bitched to the girls a stripper was mean to him so they came up and asked me why.
after i told them everyone got angry and he had a bunch of angry strippers abused him and threw him out the door.....
i dont like young guys. coz they think theyre so hot and all the chicks are after them in pubs they think i like to be groped/hustled home etc by them.....





Ay anouk, est-ce-que tu es francaise?





ive done a three month french course unfortunately i cant remember a single thing.





I have blonde hair that is naturally dark brown. That question doesn't come up much for me coz they are too busy asking if my tits are fake![]()
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