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    Duh Don't you hate it when...

    You start a convo with a guy that came in with a friend and starts to say things like,



    "This isn't really my cup of tea.... He dragged me over here.... HE'S the one that likes places like this, not me... BLAH BLAH BLAH"


    wtf Dude?
    You have something called FREE WILL!
    What do you usually do when you're put in that situation?
    It annoys the HELL out of me.
    I usually ask for a dance anyways and just move on.

    bleh.
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    Default Re: Don't you hate it when...

    Yep.

    And then sometimes they also say 'I didn't bring any money as I don't get dances...'

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    Default Re: Don't you hate it when...

    I start to make fun of him with his friend. I'll say something like "what do you mean? Naked
    women arent your cup of tea? Are you ok?" in a joking tone and look over at his friend like, what's wrong with this guy? If he starts in on "I don't like lapdances" I tell him, well that's because you haven't had the right lapdances, but lucky you your friends were so cool to bring you here to me because i give the best ones! This either gets the guy to buy a dance because his buddies start pressuring him, or one of them chips in and buys one for
    him.

    If this doesn't work, i jokingly tell him he should buy one for his buddies since he's saving so much money. A LOT of these guys will buy dances for their friends. I once got a guy to buy dances for each of his five friends

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    Default Re: Don't you hate it when...

    Yeah this happens alot. Usually with the younger guys.
    One of my ex boyfriends, years ago used to think lap dances were the biggest waste of time. He would always put his head down and avoid contact when he went to clubs (and he only went for bachelor parties, he really did not like strip clubs). Anyway, when i see the guys out there with there friends I always try to find the one guy in the group avoiding my eyes and i zero in. I consider it a challenge! I usually just tilt his chin up and make him look me in the eyes, and i politely ask him to follow me. It has worked almost every time oddly enough..

    Other times when guys say stuff like that i just bypass them and go to the friend that "made him" come and ill joke with the guy saying something like "so did you drag your friend/friends here at gunpoint or threaten to beat them up?"(something to make him feel macho.. pathetic i know)
    and ill laugh and again, this usually gets the guy to get a dance off me.

    If your club is crowded enough though, i tend to avoid these groups altogether if possible.
    But when its kinda slow, these are the tactics i try to use.
    ~jenna~

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    I'm a smart ass turn their bitch fest into money:

    "Yeah and you kicked, screamed and protested the whole time. Since you're here you may as well make the best of it and let me show you a good time in the V.I.P."



    Fuckin' outwitted by a stripper. Doh.




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    Default Re: Don't you hate it when...

    Flip it around and find a situation that you have been in that this guy will relate to. Be like "You know, I've been there before. My friend so and so took me to this party once, and it totally wasn't my scene. But after awhile, I found someone cool to talk to, so it all worked out! Mind if I just sit and chat for a couple minutes?"

    Once I get these guys to chat with me, they usually end up liking me and I can get them to buy a dance. More and more I am finding it is all about them feeling like they relate to you.

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    Yeah Stripper hacks, I should do that. It makes me wanna sock them in the face ESPECIALLY when they start quoting that they KNOW the game and how strip clubs run... Ugh!
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    I've had guys that have had dances bought for them and had insisted that he doesn't go for it. one ended up taking me aside and saying "can we not and say we did? you can keep the money of course" i ended up telling the bar that we were he'd booked me to sit out on the floor with him and just talked. turns out he'd promised his wife he wouldn't. it made me like him more because he'd kept his word.
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    Default Re: Don't you hate it when...

    interestingly the one who said that last night followd it up wit 'i can bang all the models and hot babes i want, why would i pay for a dance? im only here for a drink'

    fun fact: he looked about 80

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