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    Yesterday I tried to text a merry Christmas message to a retired fav of mine. She always texts me on hollidays and this time I thought I would beat her to the punch. I sent off a very brief text and a few minutes later I received a response from her...in Portuguese! Now, in spite of spending a great deal of time hanging around with Brazilian strippers I don't read or understand Portuguese. The lady in question knows this. I texted her back with a "LOL" type of response reminding her that I was not her lawyer (she told me a few years ago that my cell number was almost the same as her lawyers).

    A few minutes later I got a response asking who I was. The lady put her name in the message and I realized, to my shock, that it was not my retired fav that I had texted. I apologized to the lady and then went to check the number I had in my phone for her. Turns out I had two! Her name was spelled differently so they did not show up one after another on my list. Boy did I feel stupid.

    The number I had texted was about five years old. At first I was a bit amazed that both the new owner and the previous one where both Brazilian but it really isn't that much of a stretch when you realize that half of the immigrants in the Boston area are from Brazil and many of them shop for things like cell phone service at the local Brazilian stores.

    I texted the righ number a few hours later... I have not received a response yet but she is probably home in Brazil for the holidays...Guess it's time to clean up my "contacts" page...
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    You slut you.

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    I had the same problem... only with a customers number. I don't know how the hell 2 numbers got in there but Im blaming the iphone software linked to my computer! LOL I also got several txts from people who I assume are customers who I don't have in my phone. Yup Im a txt slut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Yesterday I tried to text a merry Christmas message to a retired fav of mine. She always texts me on hollidays and this time I thought I would beat her to the punch. I sent off a very brief text and a few minutes later I received a response from her...in Portuguese! Now, in spite of spending a great deal of time hanging around with Brazilian strippers I don't read or understand Portuguese. The lady in question knows this. I texted her back with a "LOL" type of response reminding her that I was not her lawyer (she told me a few years ago that my cell number was almost the same as her lawyers).

    A few minutes later I got a response asking who I was. The lady put her name in the message and I realized, to my shock, that it was not my retired fav that I had texted. I apologized to the lady and then went to check the number I had in my phone for her. Turns out I had two! Her name was spelled differently so they did not show up one after another on my list. Boy did I feel stupid.

    The number I had texted was about five years old. At first I was a bit amazed that both the new owner and the previous one where both Brazilian but it really isn't that much of a stretch when you realize that half of the immigrants in the Boston area are from Brazil and many of them shop for things like cell phone service at the local Brazilian stores.

    I texted the righ number a few hours later... I have not received a response yet but she is probably home in Brazil for the holidays...Guess it's time to clean up my "contacts" page...
    I don't know why, but the dancers I know tend to change numbers. Imagine that, a flaky stripper that can't keep their phone numbers because of billing or some other shit. Imagine calling a phone number and some good-ol boy answers the phone, "What the f*** u want?"

    Having said that, I have one dancer that has had the same mobile phone number since I first met her. Great lady to know, really down to earth, blonde, big bolt on tits, thin, and gorgeous face. What a combination......

    To solve this problem, I think I'm moving to google voice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeUnCool View Post
    I don't know why, but the dancers I know tend to change numbers. Imagine that, a flaky stripper that can't keep their phone numbers because of billing or some other shit.
    I had one fav a few years ago who had three different phone numbers and none of them worked! She kept trusting other people (her room mates) to pay the bills for her and they kept keeping her money for who-knows-what. She finally ended up calling me from a disposable cell phone for OTC dates before she found a sugar daddy and disappeared...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeUnCool View Post
    I don't know why, but the dancers I know tend to change numbers.
    The main reasons their numbers change are:

    1. new boyfriend is jealous/unaware of what they do.
    2. to avoid pain-in-the-ass customers
    3. don't pay their bills
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    Yoda, I thought you were a provider man. LOL. But then again a guy can't have to many stripper contacts.

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    I don't limit myself Marv. Strip clubs and dancers are a lot of fun for me but I really don't enjoy sex in cramped private dance booths with a dancer looking over her shoulder for the bouncer. You get a lot more for your money when it comes to paying for sex with an escort than you do with a stripper.
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    When you leave the phone in your pocket and you sit down and it randomly dials a stripper.

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    ^ My wife calls it butt dialing because she keeps her phone in the back pocket of her jeans. I call it dick dialing because I carry my phone in my front pants pocket. Butt dialing may be random but my dick knows exactly who he is calling.

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    Here's a clue. If you're still calling it "speed dial," you definitely need some updating.

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    LMAO! Guilty as charged....

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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