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    Default And you thought YOU worked in a dive...

    The last club I worked at was just shut down a couple weeks ago because they had no septic system. Now, I hadn't worked there since the beginning of the year, but I imagine this wasn't a recent development. Apparently they were just letting waste run down the hill behind the building into a creek. Think about that next time your kids go out and play.

    I didn't know about all this. I quit because I watched a girl finger herself vigorously for a customer and the shove her fingers in his mouth. Forcefully. The bosses just told her to keep quiet when she did it so as to not draw too much attention. Yeah... I didn't last long there.

    So yeah... this is totally open to kentucky/hillbilly jokes.

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    That is revolting. Congratulations on quitting.

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    I thought a lice epidemic was bad but, damn sewage leaking out of a club is a whole other thing ... eww. I think you might just win for biggest dive lol. Props for moving on!
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    Ugh! How do these places survive?
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    OMG! I mean, I don't always do the greenest behaviors, but, but, Ugh! I'm just speechless.


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    oh wow. just wow. i have never experienced anything even close to that divey, and i started dancing in the ghetto of cleveland. Wow.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I always laugh when managers encourage dirty dancing just so they can hope to make a profit. I'm sorry but that belongs somewhere else. Good job for getting the hell out of there, the septic tank alone could have put you in really bad health even without the nasty chick show!

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    Picture it: Salisbury NC, two months ago.

    I'm having a romantic evening with a fat redneck who thinks 'girls with tattoos look weird' all the while I'm being surrounded by tacky halloween decorations a month after the holiday. The toilet is stopped up, water everywhere, and theres been a floater in that thing for like, 3 days so I have to use the VIP bathroom where a taxidermy fox... yep a DEAD animal looks down at me whilst I'm washing my hands or airdancing on some smelly guy like 5 feet away from him.

    The jukebox... yes, I said jukebox, warbles out the same crap music every thirty minutes or so. The bouncers are invisible. Like, invisible friends. Champagne? Bah! Who even needs a liquor license, coffee will do jest faaaaahn.

    There was no DJ, hence the jukebox, so I would yell in between the songs in a DJ-ish voice, just to be an ass. This would always piss off the 'Golden Girls', aka the 70 year old women that run the place. Do you know how much it sucks trying to give a lapdance while some old lady stares at you, two feet away, just waiting for you to mess up so she can take your money?

    Let's see... tabledances were 5 bucks and if you missed work you had to pay the house 50 bucks, and you were expected to come in five nights a week, open to close. You get fined for EVERYTHING. If I was ever stupid enough to go back, I'd have to pay 150$ up front to work in that shithole just because I quit. This place lasted all of three weeks for me.

    Money-Bullshit ratio.

    I know it doesn't really compete with the septic tank thing, but I'm in a sharing mood tonight. Gotta love moving to a new town and trying to find a club that's nearby... especially when it's in the boonies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post
    Picture it: Salisbury NC, two months ago.

    I'm having a romantic evening with a fat redneck who thinks 'girls with tattoos look weird' all the while I'm being surrounded by tacky halloween decorations a month after the holiday. The toilet is stopped up, water everywhere, and theres been a floater in that thing for like, 3 days so I have to use the VIP bathroom where a taxidermy fox... yep a DEAD animal looks down at me whilst I'm washing my hands or airdancing on some smelly guy like 5 feet away from him.

    The jukebox... yes, I said jukebox, warbles out the same crap music every thirty minutes or so. The bouncers are invisible. Like, invisible friends. Champagne? Bah! Who even needs a liquor license, coffee will do jest faaaaahn.

    There was no DJ, hence the jukebox, so I would yell in between the songs in a DJ-ish voice, just to be an ass. This would always piss off the 'Golden Girls', aka the 70 year old women that run the place. Do you know how much it sucks trying to give a lapdance while some old lady stares at you, two feet away, just waiting for you to mess up so she can take your money?

    Let's see... tabledances were 5 bucks and if you missed work you had to pay the house 50 bucks, and you were expected to come in five nights a week, open to close. You get fined for EVERYTHING. If I was ever stupid enough to go back, I'd have to pay 150$ up front to work in that shithole just because I quit. This place lasted all of three weeks for me.

    Money-Bullshit ratio.

    I know it doesn't really compete with the septic tank thing, but I'm in a sharing mood tonight. Gotta love moving to a new town and trying to find a club that's nearby... especially when it's in the boonies.
    haha! Are you talking about the foxy lady? The one in raleigh is pretty bad too. Every club I've been to that was called the foxy lady has been a total dump.

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    BINGO!!!

    I've worked in some dives but the Fox has so far been the worst... I don't think they are affiliated with the Raleigh one, but I'd agree, that name just SUCKS. We had one in South Columbus too and it was just nasty from what I've heard.

    It's probably the worst dive I've worked in, and I've worked in some DIVES. My first employer sold bottles of 'Andre' for ridiculous amounts of money. And apparently they are letting their 'Top Earner' (who looks like she's been a crackhead since the ripe old age of 14.) 'leave early' with some old guy for X amount of money. Tasteless. One club I worked at, the toilets busted and oozed dookie water into the downstairs dressing room. I've worked somewhere with a carpeted stage before. Ow, rugburn?

    Haha once a roach crawled across the stage while I was dancing back home. I scampered up the pole and told the guy sitting at the stage to mush it. Ew ew ew kill it!!!!!
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    I used to visit a really nice but small club in the late 90's. I had moved on to larger clubs for a couple years and decided I missed the small club feel so I decided to visit this old, small club. There was a new owner, but no big deal.

    Well the club was completely different when I got there. It had really gone down hill, wasn't very clean and had the worst paint job ever, but I figured what the hell

    Big mistake. First one of the gals straight started snorting coke right in front of me like it was totally normal (I had never seen this before in a club, it was out of the ordinary to say the least). Nothing against it, but really I am not comfortable with someone doing it around me. I mean keep it on DL if your going to do it.

    Then, in the bathroom, I step in a puddle under the sink. I was so grossed out, it was next to the toilet and brown! The floor was soft where the puddle was, so it must have been that way for a while. Come to find out the place had been having sewage problems! I left and haven't been back. Man how does one trash such a nice place so quickly? What a shame
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post
    BINGO!!!

    I've worked in some dives but the Fox has so far been the worst... I don't think they are affiliated with the Raleigh one, but I'd agree, that name just SUCKS. We had one in South Columbus too and it was just nasty from what I've heard.

    It's probably the worst dive I've worked in, and I've worked in some DIVES. My first employer sold bottles of 'Andre' for ridiculous amounts of money. And apparently they are letting their 'Top Earner' (who looks like she's been a crackhead since the ripe old age of 14.) 'leave early' with some old guy for X amount of money. Tasteless. One club I worked at, the toilets busted and oozed dookie water into the downstairs dressing room. I've worked somewhere with a carpeted stage before. Ow, rugburn?

    Haha once a roach crawled across the stage while I was dancing back home. I scampered up the pole and told the guy sitting at the stage to mush it. Ew ew ew kill it!!!!!
    Makes me wonder how some of these places get away with it, especially when most serve food! A restaurant couldn't allow that to happen I am guessing, so why is it any different for strip clubs? If anything you'd think they should be cleaner!

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