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    my big sister told me this story, figured you guys would appreciate it.

    When she was a dancer in Texas years and years ago, a guy came up to her and asked her for a LD ($30) Then holds up an extra $20 and says "How bout you show me a little bit more attention for this?"

    She just looks at him and goes "...You serious?"

    "Well yeah. $20 more for you to keep."

    "For $50?"

    "That's the going rate around this city, yeah."

    So she just looks at him for a bit, thinks, and says, "...So you wanna get fucked for $50. Did I get that right?"

    He grins "Sure did, sweetie."

    She chews the inside of her lip for a bit, starts to stand and says, "Alright, but the money's gotta be up front." To which of course he pulls out the wallet, produces the $50, and hands it to her, then starts to head off to the LD area.

    To which my sister just pockets the $50, smiles at him and says "Congratulations dude, you just got fucked for $50! Have a nice day!" and walks off.

    When he tried to complain to management she explained the proposition and they laughed him out of the club.

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    Nice! LOL
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    Funny and balsy, I love it!


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    Default Re: Getting Fucked for $50

    Some ballsy chick in Seattle used to do that years ago.

    She would just walk up and ask a custy "Do you wanna get fucked for $100."

    Crazy shit. That wouldn't fly today.




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    Probably not the chick you're talking about, coming up and starting it like that, no. But in this case the asshole walked into it!

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    I've done similar things to this many times.
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    You can say that again.. not just on here but men in general. Guys are so damn lame, the only way they can halfway make up for it is by opening their wallets.

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    I didn't start it, but I've done this before if they just won't leave me alone. A guy in Charlotte said his regular girl wasn't there and just kept begging all night. I thought I was being absurd and asked for $1200 up front. He gave me $600 and his hotel room number. I told him to go there and wait and I went home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pogocat View Post
    I didn't start it, but I've done this before if they just won't leave me alone. A guy in Charlotte said his regular girl wasn't there and just kept begging all night. I thought I was being absurd and asked for $1200 up front. He gave me $600 and his hotel room number. I told him to go there and wait and I went home.
    i do this. i don't get asked so much now that i've moved to a nicer club, but i used to do this every few months...

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    Dude that is AMAZING. It'd be hilarious if the guy tried to come back to bitch to management, too.

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    I did something similar once. My friend and I were dancing for this total douche that kept pulling his dick out. So we sat on completely opposite sides of the booth and finished the dance without letting him get his filthy hands near us. Made him tip extra. Then he was adamant about taking us home for sex, but had to run an errand. I made him give me a $50 "retainer". When he came back 10 minutes later, I had him banned from the club. He had to close out his tab, and I was sitting at the bar while he bitched and grumbled about someone turning him in. Little did he know, I was the culprit. It wasn't a lot of extra money, but I reveled in the shadenfraude of his frustration.

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    I did this once before to it made me giggle all night! haha yea thats what he gets for being a creep!

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    My old manager told me as long as they didn't directly ask for sex... if they asked to get screwed/fucked or anything like that... I was allowed to take the money and lol @ them.
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    at least they laughed him out. Some clubs side with custies these days...sucks

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    if we said anything like that at my club wed get fired. fast

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    This is funny. Good for her. I remember at one club these guys came in looking for blow jobs. One dancer said she'd blow them for an extra $20, which they handed to her. She then blew in his face and said that's what she meant. We were all laughing hysterically at her guts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nakita Kash View Post
    at least they laughed him out. Some clubs side with custies these days...sucks
    i agree with this. there have been so many times when i have been tempted to do this...but ive only ever felt comfortable enough with hte management at a few enough clubs to do stuff like this.

    in some places... if the customer complains to the management they will try to make you give it back! Regardless of the fact that asking for prostitution is illegal! Some managers really do seem to believe that the 'customer is always right'. horse shit.
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Getting Fucked for $50

    I've done that. You really gotta pick 'em though, and you've also gotta be at the right club. Where I am now, they would make me give him the money back.

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    I would never have the balls to pull something like that, although I'd love to lol.

    But doesn't the exchange of money instantly put you in bad situation legally as well (assuming someone overheard)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn Lily View Post
    my big sister told me this story, figured you guys would appreciate it.

    When she was a dancer in Texas years and years ago, a guy came up to her and asked her for a LD ($30) Then holds up an extra $20 and says "How bout you show me a little bit more attention for this?"

    She just looks at him and goes "...You serious?"

    "Well yeah. $20 more for you to keep."

    "For $50?"

    "That's the going rate around this city, yeah."

    So she just looks at him for a bit, thinks, and says, "...So you wanna get fucked for $50. Did I get that right?"

    He grins "Sure did, sweetie."

    She chews the inside of her lip for a bit, starts to stand and says, "Alright, but the money's gotta be up front." To which of course he pulls out the wallet, produces the $50, and hands it to her, then starts to head off to the LD area.

    To which my sister just pockets the $50, smiles at him and says "Congratulations dude, you just got fucked for $50! Have a nice day!" and walks off.

    When he tried to complain to management she explained the proposition and they laughed him out of the club.
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    lol. that is so awesome. what a gutsy girl.

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    This is the oldest stripper joke in the book.

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