my big sister told me this story, figured you guys would appreciate it.
When she was a dancer in Texas years and years ago, a guy came up to her and asked her for a LD ($30) Then holds up an extra $20 and says "How bout you show me a little bit more attention for this?"
She just looks at him and goes "...You serious?"
"Well yeah. $20 more for you to keep."
"For $50?"
"That's the going rate around this city, yeah."
So she just looks at him for a bit, thinks, and says, "...So you wanna get fucked for $50. Did I get that right?"
He grins "Sure did, sweetie."
She chews the inside of her lip for a bit, starts to stand and says, "Alright, but the money's gotta be up front." To which of course he pulls out the wallet, produces the $50, and hands it to her, then starts to head off to the LD area.
To which my sister just pockets the $50, smiles at him and says "Congratulations dude, you just got fucked for $50! Have a nice day!" and walks off.
When he tried to complain to management she explained the proposition and they laughed him out of the club.![]()



my big sister told me this story, figured you guys would appreciate it.
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i don't get asked so much now that i've moved to a nicer club, but i used to do this every few months...




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