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    Default This just disturbs me (another craigslist)

    This is my first time on craigslist tonight.

    http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/m4w/1500353953.html

    men who actually advertise that they will help a woman get pregnant!?

    how can a man not care who is raising their child? seriously. sad.
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    LOL sick!!! Craigslist is utterly disturbing!!!

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    Hmmm... I guess he doesn't realize that a turkey baster would probably be better than he is.
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    Me and my brother link disturbing adds back and forth all day.

    Go hang out in the M4M section. It's by far the most horrifying.
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    If you think those are horrifying, check out http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/

    Where the author picks the oddest personals postings and rips them apart

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    Me and my brother link disturbing adds back and forth all day.

    Go hang out in the M4M section. It's by far the most horrifying.

    Ha...yeah I do that to. I normally go thru ads when I'm hanging with the guys and read them out loud for everyone to hear. Very disturbing to say the least, yet I find some to be so outrageous that it's damn near funny.

    But regarding that post, isn't that how guys are that go to sperm banks for women to get pregnant??? They have no idea about anything except that a woman may pick their sperm and they will have a child somewhere in the world...right?

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    A few months ago I posted a simple ad on CL looking for a ltr. All I asked for was guys between 35-45, never married/no kids, average height/weight and not looking for sex. Simple, right? I got so many who couldn't read the ad. I got guys that were in their 70's, I got guys with kids, I got extremely obese men, and many guys looking just for sex. So yesterday I posted a rebuttal:

    Believe it or not, I got a few nasty emails today saying once again I am too picky. I don't think my requirements are too picky at all. Now if I was asking for a 6 foot tall dark haired Latin man who's a lawyer, THAT would be picky. I'm done with looking for a male on Craigslist.

    That ad where the guy states he'll get a woman pregnant is disgusting. If I ever get pregnant I want it to be in a MARRIAGE. Then many guys wonder why women won't date them. Craigslist seems to be getting bottom of the barrel guys. I'm hearing people use Craigslist more for sex than actual relationships. That many guys claim to want relationships, but then try to get sex right away.

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    Never married at 35 does narrow the field a whole lot though, and you probably end up with a lot of guy with severe issues in there. You'd have better luck asking for the latin lawyer to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    Never married at 35 does narrow the field a whole lot though, and you probably end up with a lot of guy with severe issues in there. You'd have better luck asking for the latin lawyer to be honest.
    It's not even the never married, it's the had children part that I don't want. I could deal with a guy who's been married, depending on the circumstances (I have serious issues with divorce which is why it's depending on circumstances). I don't want stepchildren.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    It's not even the never married, it's the had children part that I don't want. I could deal with a guy who's been married, depending on the circumstances (I have serious issues with divorce which is why it's depending on circumstances). I don't want stepchildren.
    Yeah, no children is perfectly realistic i just thought never married at that advanced age would actually raise warning signs for me rather than being a positive. But yeah, the worst part about previous relationship children is that the ex is stuck being a part of your life for ever.

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    It depends. To me, most of the never married guys I know are professionals. Now if they are that age and say works at a fast food, then they have other issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    It depends. To me, most of the never married guys I know are professionals. Now if they are that age and say works at a fast food, then they have other issues.
    That makes sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post

    Believe it or not, I got a few nasty emails today saying once again I am too picky.
    Consider the source though....
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    Default Re: This just disturbs me (another craigslist)

    Yeah the emails I got were somewhat funny. I think most on Craigslist are jokes anymore to be honest.

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    CL is only good for looking for a one-night stand...if you're a chick...and don't feel like leaving the house to try..or a gay dude I guess.

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    Bizarre. And who would have unprotected sex with a stranger they met on CL?
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    ^ I know right?!!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    Yeah, no children is perfectly realistic i just thought never married at that advanced age would actually raise warning signs for me rather than being a positive. But yeah, the worst part about previous relationship children is that the ex is stuck being a part of your life for ever.
    u call 35 an advanced age? geeez r u 18 or something? i'm 30 and never married and i dont think im pathetic or at an advanced age
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Wow unbelievable...wonder if anyone responded LOL
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    Omfg.... I don't even have a response to this.
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    Im at home sick today so i went on craigslist out of boredom and here are some funny posts:

    man seeking woman:

    im a bad boy i ride harley davidsons i have tattoos smoke pot long hair ill go out ridin when i want maybe take you ill get hammered then come home and have wild sex with you then pass out i promise to yell at you (but not hit)make you wait on me hand and footand probably embarass you in public if this interests you shoot me an email later

    some extremely low paying Adult jobs:

    Looking for an attractive (not fat) black, mixed or hispanic girls for daytime delight.
    I got from 9am - 3pm to make it happen. (Kids at school)
    I'm a single dad finding it hard to date. I just want some satisfaction.
    Send pics because I want somebody that is cute with a nice body.
    If you got what I want I got a Hot $50 for ya.
    Peace


    I am seeking a Suga baby.... to pamper her..and some modelling ..pay is less but lotsa fun

    I am 29.. i am east indian. Compensation: 10/hr

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    Speaking of low paying jobs, this one is funny. Pay COULD be as much as $8 hour. This is funny because in Illinois that's what I think minimum wage is:

    Need Model (women olny, sorry guys) to look good while the gamblers play. Please send picture along with resume. Yes the legimate job. Pay will be discussed could be as high as eight dollars an hour.


    Location: Casino
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    Compensation: Read the description


    Even when I do simple demonstration modeling I still make much more than that.

    Here's another one. A 1-2 hour shoot paying $20. When I started doing nudes, I made $50 hour, now I request a few hundred.

    Nude adult photo shoot tomorrow

    1-2 hr photo shoot - $20
    Unlimited shots
    Unlimited outfit changes (Outfits provided or bring your own)
    Free airbrushing and body sculpting
    Photos emailed to you after editing is done.

    Looking for ladies that are 18 or older. Any size, any race.
    To get on the list for this shoot send name, age, contact info and two recent photos.
    More info will be given with response to this ad.


    I get a kick out of the ones that request nude photos, yet don't tell you what the job is. Sadly many women fall for those thinking they are legit, and many times it's either a pervert or a scam artist.

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    haha i cant bellieve the one saying he promises to yell at the women!!
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    LOL!!!!!! Serious freaks!!! WTF!!!

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    Oh me and the CL. How I do love posting bizarre, experimental ads looking specifically for guys who are bananas.

    I had one guy going for 30 emails.

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