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    Default Re: How do you answer to "how good are your dances"

    I always tell them sarcastically, "My dances are awful. Everyone hates them." I've actually had a couple guys take me seriously and say "Really?!" Lol, Stupid asses.
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    Default Re: How do you answer to "how good are your dances"

    I think I would reply with "Why don't you let me know after you've had it?"

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    Default Re: How do you answer to "how good are your dances"

    I usually just say "Oh don't start that with me! Get up and get your damn dance!" while I'm dragging them. They know better lol.

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    Default Re: How do you answer to "how good are your dances"

    "Absolutely fantastic. I have the best boobs you'll ever see in your life."

    Aaand I believe it. My tits are my best asset. 99% of the time if YOU believe what you are saying, they will follow suit.

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    Default Re: How do you answer to "how good are your dances"

    Quote Originally Posted by lilynixon View Post
    I simply say, in the most deadpan voice I can muster, that my dances are very, very boring, and likely a waste of his money and both of our time. It works to make a sale about 9/10 times. Heh.
    This is exactly what I do. I'll be totally deadpan and say "Oh, they're absolutely terrible. I'm like a prude librarian. Seriously, I don't even know how I got this job" It works more often than not.

    Also, sometimes I will just say something completely off the wall like

    "DANCES??? Oh shit! did you think I was a stripper? PFFFTTT I just come in here for kicks and dressing like a stripper is a huge turn on for me"

    and when they say

    "are you serious?"

    I'm like "totally, you should probably get a dance from me just to make sure though"

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    Default Re: How do you answer to "how good are your dances"

    I normally just go "Probably not nearly as good as you're hoping"... for some reason... that seems to work?
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    Default Re: How do you answer to "how good are your dances"

    Very simple DancerWealth solution: push the Authority Hot Button with a Sullivan Nod and a Tie Down

    "Honey, now I wouldn't have ten years of experience in the best club in town if my dances weren't the best, would I? You want one don't you?"
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