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    New sex robot unveiled in Vegas.

    I just wonder when this will be make available in full functioning movement, allowing the robot to walk and dance, as well as interact with the person that is playing with it.


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    Hookerbot 3000! (Revco)

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    I knew they were going to be releasing this... it seems like they've been talking about it for years.

    I guess to me I'd rather talk to a real person. These companies forget that real human interaction is what makes life so interesting and they will never be able to fully replicate the love that you can feel from another person or the attention of a real person.
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    ...hummmm, a club full of low maintenance robot strippers that talk and do extras. Sounds like a good horror B movie in the making.
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    ^^^ LOL Thanks... I needed that. I'm suddenly having flashbacks to "Zombie Strippers".
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    I was thinking it would be interesting if drone technology was employed in this way. Your actual hooker is using an x-box controller and remote headphone mic to operate the robot the client is interacting with.

    Hmmmmm, suddenly I'm thinking of a possible future business model for this. We may have a problem with maintaining population levels where these become affordable, however.

    I guess a few less people wouldn't be a bad thing, though. More food for the rest of us!


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    ^^^ Actually, that would be pretty smart! Sort of the same idea as the cyber sex machines. I could see that getting popular. Plus, a lot less chance of disease.
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    yeah but who wants to clean it? lol

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    How did I know the robot was going to be female. D:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    New sex robot unveiled in Vegas.

    I just wonder when this will be make available in full functioning movement, allowing the robot to walk and dance, as well as interact with the person that is playing with it.
    The only thing I would care about from a sex robot was if the sex was good, the one thing they don't seem to mention... I don't need a robot for conversational purposes.
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    And an article from a UK Newspaper.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-football.html

    Apparently the robot can even snore....

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    I want to make the Al Qaeda model. It senses orgasm then, detonates a 5 kilo C4 charge wrapped in industrial diamond crusted prefragmented shards.

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    It's pretty durned sad when the only conversation one can get from a "gal" is a robot. Let's just hope it doesn't steal from you or come with its own drug stash.
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    That robot reminds of the Real doll. Who the hell has 7k to drop on a sex toy ?
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    Someone who would induldge in this has got to absolutley pathetic!!!IMO

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    Fucking scientists, i would love to know who decided "conversation" was on anybodies list of features desired on a sex robot. Damn thing better come with a mute button before i let my dick anywhere near it. Get back to work on my personal jet pack instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AzAzn View Post
    That robot reminds of the Real doll. Who the hell has 7k to drop on a sex toy ?
    I remember reading one story about a Real Doll that the owner had his mother chip-in part of the cost so he could get it quicker. The mother did eventually get to meet it.

    Not really a fan of the undercurrent of nastiness that seems to be present in most of the reporting on this story.

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    On an off note...anyone seen Lars and the Real Girl?? Pretty interesting movie has the real girl in it obviously check it out...once again on the sex doll.....ewwwwwwww...so many other fun sex toys out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    ^^^ LOL Thanks... I needed that. I'm suddenly having flashbacks to "Zombie Strippers".
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    Speaking of advanced sex toys... my boyfriend invented 3D porn. I've decided to keep him. Haha.

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