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    Default Random funniness

    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again..

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to ‘save’ any changes to my ten-page paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this.
    -- ever.

    15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    18. A man's 4-year old son asked him in the car "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do you respond to that?

    19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lite than Kay.



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    Default Re: Random funniness

    I thought I was the only one who thought these things... starting with #1 and especially #17.

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    #10

    I thought good stories began with "Here hold ma beer."

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    Default Re: Random funniness

    LOL #17 I totally do this!

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    LoL at #2 ! I hate when I am in a heated arguement and make a REALLY good point that proves my point to be TOTALLY WRONG. Even the person I'm argueing with get's a look on their face like "Why didn't I think of that ? or "Did he just say that ?" Then you have to recover quickly and say "see I'm right" Then run for the door before they figure it out.
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