so i have this friend who tells me she used to dance in austin. she did it because she was desperate (so she tells me) and stuck it out for like a month. she kept telling me she wanted to come to work with me, and when she lost her job a few weeks ago, she decided it was time.
i work in dallas, and i took her to the club i work at. she got hired, no problem, and we went to work.
i told her upfront that i hate working with other girls. i only have one hustle buddy, and she lives in georgia.
i gave her a quick rundown of club policy, explained the difference between a table dance and a lap dance and then was asked to go on stage. she went on right behind me.
after i hopped off stage, i jumped right into a customer's lap, thinking i'd hustle a dance or two, and then sit with my friend till she got called to the office to finish the hiring paperwork.
she got called to the office, one of the mgrs gave her a tour, a rundown on club policy, and told her what tipout was like.
then she came to sit with me and my customer!! i'm trying to get him to do a dance, and she's sitting there going "i remember why i hated doing this, i'm too shy, i have a fear of rejection"
i have to tell her (in front of my customer) "just go sit with him and make small talk"
"i don't know how to make small talk, i was never good at hustling"
"just go ask what's his name, what he does, if he's having a good time, etc."
(all the while making cute comments to my customer like maybe your man will be as sweet/sexy/fun as mine!)
she leaves, and i go about hustling. an hour later i'm in the dressing room, and she comes in, "i only made $2, i'm so bad at this, i really like being on stage, but i hate doing lapdances,i have such a fear of rejection"
i give her a few hustling tips, and then go back out on the floor.
she follows me, and we sit down with two guys, i'm hustling for a dance THE WHOLE TIME, and the guy i'm sitting with keeps saying, well it's up to my friend, it's up to my friend. i KNOW mine is convinced, now it's just up to her to say something sexy/encouraging to him to make him say yes, but she just sits there and shrugs her shoulders. i leave to go onstage again, and she goes up after me.
the MOMENT i get offstage, the customerswe were sitting with before, the one i was sitting with, comes up to me and asks for a dance. after that i'm doing constant dances till close, and i meet up with my friend in the dressing room.
she tells me she made $60. (before tip out, and before house) i tell her i'm sorry, and that we will try again monday.
now, i'm kind of flaky about work, i don't like to go very often... LOL. she doesn't make it either monday (yesterday) and tells me she wants to work tuesday since she didn't work monday. i tell her i'm not going in tonight either, and she's like well, i really need to work.
i tell her she can go by herself, it's okay, and she says she hates going to strip clubs alone.
WTF.
i'm down to get someone a job, and i don't even mind helping them a little bit, but i am so not okay with someone interferring with my hustle, and i am not down for someone who's going to let me do all the work, and then shrug her shoulders when it comes down for sealing the deal.
i totally understand she's shy, and i totally understand she isn't a good hustler, and i totally understand that she needs help, but at this point i can't rearrange my schedule, and allow my money to drop by taking the time to teach her.
i learned all on my own, and i feel like she should too. i'm willing to help at times, but i am really busy with my side business and i just can't handle educating a stripper who does nothing but complain about how she sucks all the time.
what do you guys think we should do?



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