From Family Guy.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/115027/fam...nce#s-p1-sr-i1





From Family Guy.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/115027/fam...nce#s-p1-sr-i1
Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be
That stripper is where I learned all my moves.





"ooh bendy"
lol this clip reminds me of this one night at my old club when a girl's dance caused a guy to have a siezure.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.
Bookmarks