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    So, I just got the best lap dance of my life... She was beatiful with the hottest body I've ever seen... and she just blew me away with her dances,... so sensual and sweet, with a little bit of "dirty" thrown into the mix (some extras, but not the kind with a happy ending). I want to become her regular. I don't ever want dances from anyone else,... because nothing I've ever had before was quite like this (though I have had very memorable dances before her, they weren't this amazing).

    I've never been a regular of a dancer, this will be a first for me... I want to let her know that I think she's awesome and want to become her regular (about 2 -3 visits a month),... but I don't want to come across creepy or pathetic. Should I act really excited to see her again or act "normal" and nonchalant? (I can't wait to see her again.) Any suggestions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    I want to let her know that I think she's awesome and want to become her regular (about 2 -3 visits a month)
    Um, no, trust me, you don't.

    Go see her as often as you want and have a great time. She will appreciate your patronage and, as your visits become more frequent, she will find time for you when she sees you on the club. There's nothing wrong with letting her know you enjoy her dances and/or her company but there is no reason on earth why you need to guarantee her anything...it will only come back to bite you in the ass when she calls out sick one night and you find the next dancer who gives you the best lap dance ever...
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    but there is no reason on earth why you need to guarantee her anything...it will only come back to bite you in the ass when she calls out sick one night and you find the next dancer who gives you the best lap dance ever...
    I'll never find another dancer who gives a better lap dance. I've had my fair share of excellent LDs and she's the one... If I was a newbie, I would be one love-sick puppy right about now. (Not to worry -- I'm not.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    I'll never find another dancer who gives a better lap dance. I've had my fair share of excellent LDs and she's the one... If I was a newbie, I would be one love-sick puppy right about now. (Not to worry -- I'm not.)

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    I am shocked/amazed/enjoy every day I go into a strip club today. For a change, I feel like we custies are getting fair value for our dollar. But yes, don't fall in love with any dancer too quickly. Enjoy the buffet ok dancers, flame away. I'm tired of this politically correct board anyway

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    hahahahahaa....i wasnt gonna respond to anything on this board..but this was too funny. Great response gameover.
    On another note, i went a couple nights ago, and chilled with a girl i saw the last time i was there, super cool, only real girl in there and she got mad at me when i got a dance from another girl...lol.
    But i had one of those "best dances ever" kinda girls a long time ago, shes probably retired and ive had better since.....

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    Default Re: The Best Lap Dance Ever!

    Lately it seems that if I get more than 2 dances from a girl more than once, I'm her "regular" in her eyes, whether I agree with it or not. You may not have to worry about making her aware of it - she may just assume it after you two have danced several times.

    Be careful what you wish for.....

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    If u want to be her regular, i would suggest telling the floormen you want to buy dances from her when u come in(in case shes busy so she ll make sure and come over to u). Then always spend $$, maybe do some private dances(depending on the club)

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    regulars always disturb me a bit I always think they are going to cause trouble when they see "their" girl dancing on stage and a guy gets a bit to friendly with a tip (its happened before) then again I am a somewhat paranoid individual

    some girl I know view their regulars as kinda pathetic in general and some don't, I would advise a nonchalant type attitude your there to have a good time she provides a good time dont get to invested because there will come a time she wont be available and that will screw up your good time for the night

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    For the love of god just go in and be normal. You sound ridiculously high school right now.
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    ^^^ Yeah, I know... But, I've never been this over-enthusiastic about one dancer before, and I don't want to come across as creepy or pathetic... I guess by "normal" you mean "nonchalant"... like just tell her that I had "fun" the other day and came back to see her again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Enjoy the buffet
    The buffet is great, but after a while, it all taste the same... Its like all the dancers at the club went to the same lap dancing school... This dancer's LD was different... and even though there are a lot of hot dancers at this club, she was so much hotter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    The buffet is great, but after a while, it all taste the same... Its like all the dancers at the club went to the same lap dancing school... This dancer's LD was different... and even though there are a lot of hot dancers at this club, she was so much hotter!
    I can certainly under the sentiment. I have favs in five or six clubs and I rarely spend on any dancers outside of my circle of regulars. That being said there is no need to make any sort of formal gesture or declaration. Simply show up when you show up, be cool and spend generously.

    Avoid becoming a possessive creep. As many of the ladies here will tell you, a regular has a shelf life equal to the amount of money he spends minus the amount of drama he causes.

    Just relax and enjoy the best lap dances ever...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    The buffet is great, but after a while, it all taste the same... Its like all the dancers at the club went to the same lap dancing school... This dancer's LD was different... and even though there are a lot of hot dancers at this club, she was so much hotter!
    Well, do whatever makes you happy. Just know that with the turnover in clubs there will be someone just as great in a couple months.

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    ^^^ That's probably true, but you have to go through many many dances to find a gem like this... No offense to anyone, but in my experience, the hotter a girl is, the worst her lap dances are - probably because she gets by on her looks... Conversely, I've gotten excellent dances from dancers that were pretty, but not super-hot... This girl combines incredible super-hot looks with incredibly delicious LDs... The only way it could get any better would be a happy ending, and I don't do that. (Because I'm in a LTR and because I'm afraid of crossing over to that side.)

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    Well, in my experience, as long as u are spending well, any dancer, even the hot ones will give great dances, to avoid losing you

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    ^^^ That's probably true, but you have to go through many many dances to find a gem like this... No offense to anyone, but in my experience, the hotter a girl is, the worst her lap dances are - probably because she gets by on her looks... Conversely, I've gotten excellent dances from dancers that were pretty, but not super-hot... This girl combines incredible super-hot looks with incredibly delicious LDs... The only way it could get any better would be a happy ending, and I don't do that. (Because I'm in a LTR and because I'm afraid of crossing over to that side.)
    For me this was truth because that's because I'd rather make as much as I can with as little effort as possible and found it easy to do so.

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    Go see her again. I found that often the second encounter didn't live up to the expectations I had based on the first (and this goes for dancers, massage girls, escorts and even regular dates). As for "the best ever", I've been getting dances from the same girl for 13 years now; there's something about her that just gets me. I don't make appointments though, so yes, it can be frustrating going to see her only to find someone else has decided to monopolize her time for the evening. Just remember this is all fantasy.

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    ^^^ A fantasy?... She seemed very real to me... Her big tits on my face, her beautiful face, slender frame and naughty hands (teasing me over my clothes and pulling my hands to explore her body)... it all felt very real to me... But, yeah I understand that the emotional/attraction/chemistry/intimacy aspects of the encounter are all fantasy and her only interest in me is as a customer who will pay for her services --- I'm perfectly okay with that... If I was a newbie, I would be in trouble... She did all the things that would cause a newbie to rush to this site and ask the perennial PL question (Does she love me?).... She was slow, sensual, tender, erotic and she kissed me a few times during the dance. (She parted her lips as if to make-out with me, but I only kissed her on the lips.) And she didn't hustle me for more dances. I bought as many as I wanted (and had time for, since I was there for lunch) and I felt no pressure to continue (zero hustle!). I'm not a newbie - so I'm not in love with her - I just appreciate her exceptional service and commitment to customer satisfaction. She deserves to be rewarded with my customer loyalty.

    Anyway, I have a GF that gives me all the genuine love and affection that I need in my life and our sex life is awesome... I go to the SC once or twice a month only for the purpose of erotic entertainment, variety and a little "forbidden" thrill...

    If our second encounter is not as good as the first, its going to be very sad day for me.

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    I'm afraid you are about to be disappointed. Looking forward to a return engagement is fine, but eschewing any other dancer seems shortsighted. Who knows what great times could be had if you don't unnecessarily limit yourself to a single dancer.
    Practically, will you know when your new ATF will be working? If not, you are bound to have blue custy balls frequently when you go to the club only to discover that your honey is not on duty.

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    ^^^ Yeah, I know her schedule... I just came back from a return visit... amazing!

    If next time I go, she's not there for any reason, I'll pick another dancer... I'm not married to her and there are many stunning girls there... But, if she's there, she's going to be my consistent choice for a very long time... I believe in customer loyalty for exceptional and outstanding service above and beyond the call of duty... I've had many excellent LDs from many dancers, but none have been this sensual and erotic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    ^^^ Yeah, I know... But, I've never been this over-enthusiastic about one dancer before, and I don't want to come across as creepy or pathetic... I guess by "normal" you mean "nonchalant"... like just tell her that I had "fun" the other day and came back to see her again?
    No that's not what I mean. I mean be normal (whatever that is for you) and don't act like a teenager in heat. You're already coming across as creepy and pathetic. Don't tell her anything. Go in, buy her time and enjoy her company and dances. She'll already know you like her since you're back to see her (specifically) again. We're not stupid. We pick up in this stuff really quickly. Chill dude.
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    ^^^ Thanks... I went back to see her today... I was chill... But, yeah, I think she knew how excited I was to see her again...

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    ^^^ Thanks... I went back to see her today... I was chill... But, yeah, I think she knew how excited I was to see her again...
    Bc you prolly weren't anywhere near as chill as you think you were, at least not if I'm measuring by the tone of your posts.
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    ^^ She must have known... because of the physical manifestations of my state of excitement...

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