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    Default I'm not sure what to make of this...

    EDIT: Watch the video, it's primarily what I'm referring to.

    In some ways its amusing... the stereotypical BS some of these people think should occur at parties. It makes me want to laugh at the stupidity of it. On the other hand, the end was just sad! I really wanted her to say "Hey sweetie, that's great, where's my tip?!"

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    10. Shop around. Ask several girls about their services and rates.
    Makes sense. I'd rather have someone ask what I offer than expect more.

    9. Try and get a two for one deal. We call this the doublemint ploy.
    The only time I would give a discount was to repeat customers or something happened and a dancer was unavailable. Otherwise, no.

    8. Set a budget. Decide (sober) what you want to spend and stick (mostly) to it.
    7. Define the rules. Ask what you're allowed to do, and tell the stripper what she's allowed to do (to the groom).
    6. Choose a locale ahead of time. If the suite you rented isn't going to cut it, you'll have to make your way to the club.
    All make sense.

    5. Test drive if possible. If the girls are local enough to make the trip, take a buddy or two and make sure everything checks out under the hood.
    Huh? If this is what I think it is, they are kidding. No way am I going to show them anyone nude photos of dancers or allow them to "inspect them".

    4. Behave yourself. Strippers are used to a modicum of disrespect. But look up modicum before you get to handsy.
    3. Talk to them. No reason we can't be civil about this. And those girls have some stories, we'll tell you what.
    2. Account for a tip. Come on, man, they're working girls.
    1. Spend a little more than what you planned just in case it's worth it.
    All make sense, though by "working girls" I wonder if they are implying bachelor party strippers are hookers. I am not and have never done anything sexual at a bachelor party. I do not allow touching, or grinding lap dances or anything else like that. Also, the tipping is important because I've stayed later at parties because they were tipping. I'm not used to "disrepect" at bachelor parties. A customer disrespects me and I am leaving.



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    I love the attached video! That is so close to the truth, it is almost scary, lol!


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    #5- Yes I do think they mean: Make sure her nipples are on straight, her cootchie isn't hangin' down 5 inches, etc. But maybe it also means: make sure she has her wits about her, doesn't chew tobacco during the dances, complain about her ex. "under the hood" in guy-speak could mean just about anything you can't tell from a picture. For guys who may have had a nasty stripper show up and in the process, FURTHER cemented their friend into loving his future wife, well, it makes sense to me. Like- the hotter and more perfect she is, (having passed the initial inspection) the better the night and the stronger the argument of the buddies: "dude don't do it! Just look at this girl! You're gonna give all that up?"

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    Default Re: I'm not sure what to make of this...

    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    I love the attached video! That is so close to the truth, it is almost scary, lol!
    Yes, the video is more what I was referring to.
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    Ok I went back and watched the video. It's pretty amusing. She's pretty talented with her playing ping pong and all those party tricks.

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    Default Re: I'm not sure what to make of this...

    that video scares me lol





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    I thought we all did that, surely there's been some misunderstanding.

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    Candy! yAAAAaaaYY!!!

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    Default Re: I'm not sure what to make of this...

    Well what can one say... I am totally gob smacked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachplumpear View Post
    Candy! yAAAAaaaYY!!!
    YAY!!!!

    The video is a must watch if you didn't watch it. hahaha!!


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    OMG the dancer in that vid was scary. and was that 80's music>> heh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    Makes sense. I'd rather have someone ask what I offer than expect more.


    The only time I would give a discount was to repeat customers or something happened and a dancer was unavailable. Otherwise, no.


    All make sense.


    Huh? If this is what I think it is, they are kidding. No way am I going to show them anyone nude photos of dancers or allow them to "inspect them".



    All make sense, though by "working girls" I wonder if they are implying bachelor party strippers are hookers. I am not and have never done anything sexual at a bachelor party. I do not allow touching, or grinding lap dances or anything else like that. Also, the tipping is important because I've stayed later at parties because they were tipping. I'm not used to "disrepect" at bachelor parties. A customer disrespects me and I am leaving.



    Some of those guys I'd never dance for. Some are bizarre.
    I totally agree with u!!! SOME OF THESE GUYS LOOK LIKE TREE HOPPERS!!!
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    Default Re: I'm not sure what to make of this...

    The only thing I liked about this video was the bouncer punched the guy. I want one!

    Also, if someone suggested they take me for a "test drive" or they were "just shopping around", it'd be over. If they really need to look that hard to find a quality strip show/party girl, they're probably too poor to afford her.
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