So in NOLA, a lot of female customers come into strip clubs. it seems to be the cool thing to do, come party on bourbon and come in and show your wild side by sitting by the stage and getting your tits grabbed.
So yesterday, some hippo came in with a group of guys. they all sat by the stage and one of the guys was waving a dollar so i came over did a little dance in front of him. then he put a dollar on her lap, and told me "She wants a little boob in face." As soon as he does this, this bitch just gives me the look from hell and says "shes not my type" and then looks the other way.
She spent the rest of the night STILL sitting by the stage.
Then about an hour later im on stage again, and another group of girls comes in. Hippo bitch is still with her group by the stage. well anyway, at this club it seems to be popular to pull women on stage, and one of the floor guys tells me i should because with the crowd it will garner more tips. so i pull some cutie sitting by the staeg on the stage, get her down to her underwear so pretty much every guy in the club came up to throw money on the stage. well Hippo bitch stands up and when i am in front of her puts a dollar in my g-string. And i guess i was not paying attention, because while she put the dollar in my g-string, she BIT MY ASS CHEEK.
Wtf. Really?!
ugh. she was totally not my ass cheek's type.




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