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    So in NOLA, a lot of female customers come into strip clubs. it seems to be the cool thing to do, come party on bourbon and come in and show your wild side by sitting by the stage and getting your tits grabbed.

    So yesterday, some hippo came in with a group of guys. they all sat by the stage and one of the guys was waving a dollar so i came over did a little dance in front of him. then he put a dollar on her lap, and told me "She wants a little boob in face." As soon as he does this, this bitch just gives me the look from hell and says "shes not my type" and then looks the other way.

    She spent the rest of the night STILL sitting by the stage.

    Then about an hour later im on stage again, and another group of girls comes in. Hippo bitch is still with her group by the stage. well anyway, at this club it seems to be popular to pull women on stage, and one of the floor guys tells me i should because with the crowd it will garner more tips. so i pull some cutie sitting by the staeg on the stage, get her down to her underwear so pretty much every guy in the club came up to throw money on the stage. well Hippo bitch stands up and when i am in front of her puts a dollar in my g-string. And i guess i was not paying attention, because while she put the dollar in my g-string, she BIT MY ASS CHEEK.


    Wtf. Really?!

    ugh. she was totally not my ass cheek's type.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I extend my sincerest sympathy to your ass-cheek - that sound like a very traumatic experience for it to go through. I hear hippo's bite hard too!

    In all honesty, that story made me laugh out loud. I guess that girl wanted attention or something...

    Did she leave bite marks? 0.o



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    lol, she didnt bite it hard.... as soon as i felt her teeth i moved my ass away, looked back and was like wtf when i saw her face near it with her mouth still open. so it didnt leave a mark, at least not physically.

    in hind sight i guess it is kind of funny. but im like wtf? ive never had anyone try to bite my bum on stage, nontheless a woman who previously acted too uptight to look at me.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    i would complain to management and then threaten to press charges. any man bit my ass cheek and he would be thrown out of the club, no questions asked.

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    meh i dont think i would press charges regardless of who bit my ass cheek unless it was really hard and did leave marks.

    if it was a dude then i would have certainly slapped him and had him kicked out. i have this thing against hitting women.

    also at the time the area around the stage was really crowded because everyone was getting up to throw money at the stage. considering the fact that so many people were throwing money on the stage, i barely made a fuss at all and as soon as i got off the stage i had dances lined up.

    if all the money on the stage and teh dances that followed immediately after the stage show didnt happen, i guess i would have taken the time to get her thrown out. but those positives kept me in a good enough mood to not get completely worked up.

    i just still cant believe that she would do that. i have no idea what would compel someone to bite a strangers ass cheek.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    i cannot believe you didn't slap her. like honestly, i'm not aggressive whatsoever but that would have boiled my blood. i mean the shock of it and then it being the same nasty bitch that tried to act like YOU weren't HER "type"?? i literally would have lost it! its great how you can just make a joke to calm down.
    that's just so far across the line i can't believe it. i guess i wouldn't really slap a woman but idk, i'd be literally SO pissed and shocked i can't say what i would do... but what did you do??

    ** okay just saw previous post... that makes sense. i guess if you're actually getting a lot of money on a monday in this economy, you're not really gonna take the time to flip out over it. you gotta stay focused and make that cash. way to go girl! but seriously WTF kinda crazy dumb fat whore!!!
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    Yep, I stay pretty calm but I probably would have gone off on her!
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    honestly i just gave her the death glare from hell and was like "no absolutely not" and moved away.

    the fact that the floor guy had to bring out the tip bucket i think appeased me enough to not make a scene and to focus on teh positives-- the fact that a lot of money was being thrown on the stage and it was obviously going to be very easy to sell dances after the set.

    if i had slapped the bitch it would have ended all of it, as well as driven out a large portion of hte customers, since she was with a large group.


    meh, maybe im a bit too mild mannered at times. like i said, it didnt leave a mark and it didnt really hurt... it just shocked the hell out of me.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Sounds like Bourbon St to me. These women are one of the primary reasons I rarely work weekends. Which club is this? I work at Lipstixx and Hustler, mostly Lipstixx these days.

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    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I totally would have said "DAMN...I heard hippos have a nasty bite, but I've never actually been bitten by one before. OW"

    Then I would have had her thrown out.

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    I hate female customers 90% of the time. They are either really annoying 'party' girls desperately seeking attention, stuck up bitches who only came in to talk shit, just want to look cool by being in a SC, or just got dragged in with their boyfriends. They are ALWAYS broke or rude or fucking stupid, or all. I'm sorry that happened, but I would have done the same thing. If it didn't hurt or leave a mark, I would've just moved on too.
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    yeah, i'm shocked you didnt do something. it's too bad you cant fart on command cause that would have been hilarious.

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    I would have gathered up all the money on stage and then went back to the woman and handed her the $1 back, or placed it right in front of her with a raised eyebrow. Then went on about my business raking in the lap dance money. I'd suggest that you just embarrass chicks like that and show that her behavior was NOT going to be rewarded. Maybe fart in her direction as you're walking away! Just kidding!!!!

    That was a funny story, though, I guess she had some latent lesbian predilection for you. Wouldn't be surprised. lol

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    Ha! Alice we both posted about farts at the same time! Great minds!
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    LOL!

    I can't believe she bit you.

    I hate the drunk female customers that come into the club and want you to make out with them while you're on stage. There's one girl that I've seen a few times and she always makes a complete full of herself... and if a girl doesn't pay attention to her while she's on stage, she'll try and climb on it so she can pull you over to her.

    However, I do prefer these girls over the ones that come in with their boyfriends and sit in the back of the club so the don't have to spend a dollar and can make fun of all the strippers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by london View Post
    Ha! Alice we both posted about farts at the same time! Great minds!
    i was thinking a fart in the face would do the trick! Then again hippos are very dangerous animals!

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    Quote Originally Posted by audrey_k View Post
    LOL!

    I hate the drunk female customers that come into the club and want you to make out with them while you're on stage.
    A woman did that to me last night. After glaring at me an hour earlier.

    I guess she got a few more drinks in her and then found me attractive!

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    Ewe, how rude! I probably would have had her thrown out, or at least talked to.


    I had a sort of similar experience as a customer.

    My SO and I went to a bar I was thinking of working at, just to check it out. We sat at the stage and tipped a couple bucks each a song. Well this dancer comes over and puts her mouth on mine and tries to stick her tongue in my mouth. I pulled away as I didn't want to kiss this chick at all, and she got mad and BIT me hard, on the neck.

    It really pissed me off and grossed me out, but there wasn't much I could do as I was the customer.

    Some people are just jerks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hot4ablackchick View Post
    I hate female customers 90% of the time. They are either really annoying 'party' girls desperately seeking attention, stuck up bitches who only came in to talk shit, just want to look cool by being in a SC, or just got dragged in with their boyfriends. They are ALWAYS broke or rude or fucking stupid, or all. I'm sorry that happened, but I would have done the same thing. If it didn't hurt or leave a mark, I would've just moved on too.
    This has often been my experience as well.

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    Eww I mean biting some ones ass wtf! I work at Barely Legal too some female clients have been cool but I will definitely be careful if I decide to bring one on stage. I don't get when females come in groups and either totally ignore the strippers or try to make us "work for that dollar".

    On a side note I hate when women sitting around the stage put a dollar between their boobs and expect me to pick it up with my mouth. Dollars are so germy!! Is anyone else grossed out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marilynxoxo View Post
    Eww I mean biting some ones ass wtf! I work at Barely Legal too some female clients have been cool but I will definitely be careful if I decide to bring one on stage. I don't get when females come in groups and either totally ignore the strippers or try to make us "work for that dollar".

    On a side note I hate when women sitting around the stage put a dollar between their boobs and expect me to pick it up with my mouth. Dollars are so germy!! Is anyone else grossed out?
    Or when customers fold a bill real small and put it in their mouth. YUCK! I have seen so many dollars being picked up by body parts and that's just what I know about.
    Get real close and whisper in their ear, "if you knew where that had been, I don't think you'd be putting it in your mouth" then yank it away with my hands. Probably not very sexy, but if your gonna do that, at least make it a 20 or more!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camillian View Post
    Or when customers fold a bill real small and put it in their mouth. YUCK! I have seen so many dollars being picked up by body parts and that's just what I know about.

    I always get real close and whisper in their ear, "if you knew where that had been, I don't think you'd be putting it in your mouth" then yank it away with my hands. Probably not very sexy, but if your gonna do that, at least make it a 20 or more!
    With swine flu going around it better be a hundred dollar bill lol. I do that too. I don't know what it is but I feel like this week I've been giving so many customers a public service announcement about germs and dollars - of course in the sexiest way possible
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    Ooo, I hadn't thought about that!


    :lol: at public service announcement
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