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    Default motivational videos at the gym

    alright, so when i moved i had to join a new gym. i would go to this gym roughly 5 days a week, but i got a lot less out of each work out session than before. I found myself being a lot lazier, even though i had driven my ass to the gym which is half hte battle.

    So i think i figured out the factor that really affected my work out-- music videos.

    Previously i was a member of Bally's because since i lived in both pittsburgh and CLE, it made sense to only be a member of one gym. But there is no Bally's in NOLA.

    I hate the fact that the stupid coorporate gym was so much better for me, but it was. They had "Bally TV" on all the time, which was just a lot of music videos... and for whatever reason, thsi really did it for me.

    The gym in NOLA just has regular TV. I think convincing myself that i need to do a very intense work out is much more difficult when the taco bell diet commercial (yep,,... the one saying you can lose weight by eating taco bell) is running in the background than when "oops i did it again" is playing obnoxiously with britney spears's rock hard body moving seductively over several flat screen TVs.

    Next gym i join, i am going to make sure that they play non stop music videos with hot scantily clad women. Apparently that is what i need to stay in shape.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Haha! Good point...my gym shows random tv, (cnn, sports, much music, mtv and cosmo tv) and usually I'll just plug in my ipod and watch tv with the captions, but I noticed when I plugged my headphones into their TV thinger and watched music videos (of scantily clad girl singers) I worked out harder!

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