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    So this has been happening to me a lot lately, and im not sure whether it is new orleans or what. But lately it seems i get a lot of customers who wear button down shirts with no undershirt beneath, and when i get to VIP they try to unbutton their shirt.

    Now if a customer has an undershirt on, i dont care. often i will undo buttons if they have an undershirt on as part of my dance and then tease them about being a naughty boy for getting naked in the SC. Mind you, i do this only to clothes that have layers of clothing beneath them.

    but when there is no shirt beneath them, it is not something i try to invite. yesterday i had a customer who it was just becoming more trouble than it was worth to keep re buttoning his shirt buttons that he kept undoing. ugh.

    does this happen to you guys? Or am i just somehow a magnet for men who want to expose their nipples and their love rug in the VIP rooms?
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    lol at "love rug"

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    I don't think I've ever had a guy take off anything more than a jacket.
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    It's even worse when they have sweaty moobs hangin' all out under there too. I'm sorry for your pain. I would just laugh and tell them that I'm the one supposed to be getting naked while helping them button up again. But it's never been a problem for me with customers doing that though O_o

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    I've had a guy unbutton his shirt during a dance. Underneath he was wearing a red satin merrywidow that was too tight, and his chest hair was poking out between the laces. He had more cleavage than I do. He started stroking his chest with his hands and saying, "Do you like that?"

    This was like my first month of dancing, so I just stood there like a moron, racking my brain to think of something acceptable to say.

    I've also had a guy walk into the private room, then immediately take his pants off. I had my back turned while he did it, and when I turned around his pants were around his ankles and he was about to take his boxers off. I was like, "Whoa! What the fuck are you doing?! Put your pants back on!" He attempted some flirty comment and didn't pull his pants back up. Then our biggest bouncer came stomping in. I've never seen a guy put his pants on so quick.

    The main thing I get, though, are the guys that pull their shirts UP during a dance, so their stomach is completely exposed. I don't get it. Ugh. I always immediately pull it back down and pretend it didn't happen. They usually get the picture pretty quick.

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    I usually laugh at guys who pull their shirts up, especially if they are fat........ Maybe that makes me a bitch.
    what's a merrywidow? Is it the same thing as a teddy? I wish I'd seen that shit; I would have taken that guy to the cleaners. I'm good with fetish people.

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    it usually is the fat ones who want to expose themselves.

    ugh.

    maybe if it was someone who was exceptionally ripped it wouldnt bother me. i mean either way, i dont think customers should be unbuttoning their shirts, but really, do you need to prove to me without a doubt that you are fat and hairy? at least with the shirt we could say the stripes are unflattering or something.

    ive never really had guys do this to me until i moved to NOLA. now there are at least 2 a week. maybe they assume they should have it unbuttoned since they are in the big easy as opposed to the cold cities in the north? Or maybe they have just had too many hand grenades. meh. i dont know, but its a disturbing new trend.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Hmm, can't say I have ever had that happen.

    I did have one guy who used to wear woman's undergarments under his man cloths and he would open his shirt, rub his lingerie and tell me to kick him hard and talk down to him.

    But other then that, nope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camillian View Post
    Hmm, can't say I have ever had that happen.

    I did have one guy who used to wear woman's undergarments under his man cloths and he would open his shirt, rub his lingerie and tell me to kick him hard and talk down to him.

    But other then that, nope.


    LOL!!!!

    never had that happen to me. thats just ridiculous!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I don't have anything to add to this thread but I just wanted to say that threads like these are what make SW so awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    LOL!!!!

    never had that happen to me. thats just ridiculous!
    I seem to attract the fetish-y type guys, you know the one's that cum while smelling your socks, or like to have their hands stepped on. Can't say this pleases me.

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    how disgusting lol! Maybe theyre just getting so hot and worked up they have to take their shirt off?? very weird.

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    i had a custy that would wear this musty old spotted bra he told me he liked girly stuff. so i made him book me for an hour while i pulled out my makeup kit and put makeup on him. after that i hould approach him and take out the $5 notes he had in his bra. (always asking the amount he wanted to give me, i'm not about to rip the guy off) though he was quite respectful he also used to enjoy being whipped with my chained bondage belt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daniella_maria View Post
    I usually laugh at guys who pull their shirts up, especially if they are fat........ Maybe that makes me a bitch.
    what's a merrywidow? Is it the same thing as a teddy? I wish I'd seen that shit; I would have taken that guy to the cleaners. I'm good with fetish people.



    Yeh i guess it's like a teddy. I imagine this little number is similar to what the guy was wearing:





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    I dont know why but I dont mind a bit of rug and man boobs...ya I think I have a problem. lol

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    I've had it happen to me though lately I've had to deal with more guys pulling their shirts up to expose their fat, hairy stomachs. Our club is generally medium to high contact depending on the girl (I'm low to medium depending on the customer) so I always just assumed that they were trying to get skin on skin action, like they thought I'd rub my bare breasts or covered bottom on their moobs or buddha bellies. Yuck. But this is dirty Florida so I'm sure there are plenty of girls that have done it for these douches.

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    Lol. They try to do it to me all the damn time. Idk what the fucking deal is.
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