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    Default Are Boobs Doing Anything Special for 2010?

    I haven't been to see the naked people during the calendar year 2010.
    What have I missed?
    Has anyone noticed any new tricks or behaviors coming from boobs in this new year?
    For a while I was jazzed because I thought it was going to be the chinese year of the cock. But then somebody informed me it's just the year of the tiger. What am I supposed to do now, suddenly bereft of all the cock jokes I was going to be relying on in stripclubs for 2010? Sure, some smart-mouthed stripper might choose this moment to get in a jab like "Don't worry, I'm sure your cock is a joke no matter what year it is." But see, even that was supposed to be one of the year-of-the-cock jokes I'm alluding to. I'm afraid stripclubbing just isn't going to be as good now that this has been taken away from me. I'll probably just stay home this year. Waiting for the next year of the cock.


    I wonder what the boobies are up to right now, though. What do the boobies do when we're not looking?

    Sincerely yours in Jesus Christ,
    The Boob
    Well, since you asked, what I'd really like in this next dance is more armpit.

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    Default Re: Are Boobs Doing Anything Special for 2010?

    mine are usually plotting world domination.

    oh shit, ive said too much!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Are Boobs Doing Anything Special for 2010?

    I knew it!!

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    Default Re: Are Boobs Doing Anything Special for 2010?

    Mine are doing what they do every year: getting more and more beautiful.

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    We don't believe it Med, your going to have to prove it yet again. Post a 2010 pic. We never get tired of seeing them.
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    In 2010 my boobs plan on getting out more often...


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    It's all about the gummy bear.

    http://www.cohesiveimplants.com/

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    Default Re: Are Boobs Doing Anything Special for 2010?

    In 2010 my boobies will be meandering throughout SC's across the greater LA area in search of other boobies to canoodle with.

    (So 2010 will pretty much be exactly like every year of my adult life so far)

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    Default Re: Are Boobs Doing Anything Special for 2010?

    Well hopefully mine will be getting enhanced. Other than that... just the usual. Looking hot and being loved and worshiped.

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    Default Re: Are Boobs Doing Anything Special for 2010?

    Quote Originally Posted by fast tan77 View Post
    We don't believe it Med, your going to have to prove it yet again. Post a 2010 pic. We never get tired of seeing them.
    Oh fine, twist my arm. Remember, a photographer I am not.

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    That never gets old!!! You stand proven for 2010. I await the new year with baited breath.

    PS - its not really bait on my breath, its Captain n diet lol.
    I can do better than you in a two bit fancy house

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Oh fine, twist my arm. Remember, a photographer I am not.

    I think even finer than the last time we saw them.

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    Default Re: Are Boobs Doing Anything Special for 2010?

    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Oh fine, twist my arm. Remember, a photographer I am not.
    They really are freakin perfect. If you ever get implants I'll have to strangle you. Good lord girl, I wish!!
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    I'm not sure what plans boobs have, but I know that tits are going to be visiting my hands as much as possible

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    Yep. The future of boobs is now!

    http://www.lazertits.com/

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    ^^^WTF? Someone went to a lot of trouble to make a silly ass website.

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    Hmmm... not sure - but I vow that I will not have a repeat of 2009 when they got painted mustard yellow!
    Don't you ever sleep?
    Not at night...that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
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    Default Re: Are Boobs Doing Anything Special for 2010?

    mmmm....mustard titties....


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    Default Re: Are Boobs Doing Anything Special for 2010?

    Have you ever felt nothing when you should have been feeling deja vu?

    (Not deja vu the chain of clubs, deja vu the sensation of reliving a moment of tittie time).

    I found this turbo-tatted titter and as a non-tatted twit myself I fell victim to her buxom ink. There was like an explosion of colors to look at as her boobs closed in to block out your vision. So I said, sure, this must be the high life. And then only later did I remember that I'd forgotten to feel deja vu----- she wasn't new to me after all! See, this is the curse of not really caring about names anymore...... you end up trying strippers, forgetting strippers, staying away, going back and getting drawn into the cleavage gravity of the same strippers who turned you on last year. This would be fine I guess, except I didn't want to repeat with her, which I would have remembered if only I kept an accurate and concise stripclub journal. Alas, that's what this hobby needs. Paperwork. Beauracracy. Record keeping. Tit verification. A travel log of my cleavage history. Note: I'll also need one of those miner's helmets with the flood light attached to the forehead so I'll be able to read my stripclub journal inside the dark interior of stripclubs to verify that each new stripper I meet is actually new to me. "Excuse me Ms., yes I am interested in a dance with you, but I do need you to please step aside for a moment while I run your I.D. through my stripper database to ensure the freshness of your titties. Thank you, ma'am. I appreciate it. Your time is important to me and this process usually only takes a minute or so, unless your name is Dallas or Roxy, which are like the John Smith of stripper names. Ah, see, all done! This is in fact the first time your nipples have graced by earlobes. Now, if you would, release the hounds!"
    Well, since you asked, what I'd really like in this next dance is more armpit.

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