do yall actually let his face brush against the kitty?
do yall actually let his face brush against the kitty?
Fuck no! They sure as hell don't desreve that! I don't even put my pussy remotely near thier face, unless I have established trust with this custy, that they aren't going to try and muff dive me, lol!



WTF? Are you serious? What would make you think that? Unless your an escort your snatch shouldn't be anywhere near a customers face.
fucking hell no! Are you a guy?





I will assume the first post is a newbie with good intentions. At the nude clubs where I've danced, LDs were done with a thong or G-string on. I did dance at a club that was topless, but had the option of nude VIPs. In the VIP, the sting was, a nude dance was all air. Custies got way more up close during a non-nude VIP. Still, I charged more for the nude version.
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Yeah if your a hooker moonlighting as a stripper looking to get picked up by vice.
I don't think a custies face should 'brushing against' your kitty.... the club being nude or not is irrelevant.





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





I work full nude. Vagina contact is illegal and against club rules. There must be a good distance between your vagina and a customers face. I don't make my lap dances all about showing the pussy off, that's incredibly boring and girls who do that just don't know how to be sensual.
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No... and I really feel sorry for some customers have dancers stick their "stuff" that close to a customer's face. As Athena pointed out, not all dancers even smell that great. I remember someone from the blue side complaining about that recently... he liked the girl but she kept getting too close with that area and didn't smell good. Eww!
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ewwwwww I can't believe some chicks are not aware that their pussy's smell!!! yuk
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.





^ especially since it is not normal for your vag to stink ladies! ew!
Oh and to the OP... hell no. Unfortunately where I work it is nude table dancing with no contact so the customers come very close to it (within 10 cm sometimes). Luckily not all of them try this and you can always change your position so they don't have to be so close.




uhhhh hell no. i got disgurted when some girls let custies do that whlie the girl was on stage. I'm sorry, I may (have) be dancing naked but that doesn't mean that all bets are off and you can do as you please with me. doesn't work that way.
Does anyone else think the OP just wanted us to say yes, and describe it in hot steamy detail? Or am I just extra cynical today?
OP, why don't you buy a dance off every one of us and find out?





There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.





^^
lol i come out with some beauties sometimes hehe
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.





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i've never worked in a nude club before...do you do the actual lapdances nude or just stage dances? cuz i'd be worried about leaving certain...fluids on a custie's pants. imagine him having to explain THAT to his wife. oi.
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