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    do yall actually let his face brush against the kitty?

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    Fuck no! They sure as hell don't desreve that! I don't even put my pussy remotely near thier face, unless I have established trust with this custy, that they aren't going to try and muff dive me, lol!

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    WTF? Are you serious? What would make you think that? Unless your an escort your snatch shouldn't be anywhere near a customers face.

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    fucking hell no! Are you a guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by daniella_maria View Post
    fucking hell no! Are you a guy?

    Hell of a first post, I'm gonna go with yes.

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    I will assume the first post is a newbie with good intentions. At the nude clubs where I've danced, LDs were done with a thong or G-string on. I did dance at a club that was topless, but had the option of nude VIPs. In the VIP, the sting was, a nude dance was all air. Custies got way more up close during a non-nude VIP. Still, I charged more for the nude version.

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    Yeah if your a hooker moonlighting as a stripper looking to get picked up by vice.

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    I don't think a custies face should 'brushing against' your kitty.... the club being nude or not is irrelevant.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TrophyClub View Post
    do yall actually let his face brush against the kitty?
    eek no.


    ive worked at clubs where girls do the hand stand flip into the guys face. When i worked at cheerleaders, i saw a lot of girls do this nude in the LD room. it was one of the reasons i left the club .

    yea i wouldnt trust a customers face touching my puss.
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Even with underwear on, I would never put my vag on a customers face, or brush against it in any way. Whether you dance nude or not, it looks terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hot4ablackchick View Post
    Even with underwear on, I would never put my vag on a customers face, or brush against it in any way. Whether you dance nude or not, it looks terrible.
    and with some of the girls i worked with, i imagine it would smell terrible too
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I work full nude. Vagina contact is illegal and against club rules. There must be a good distance between your vagina and a customers face. I don't make my lap dances all about showing the pussy off, that's incredibly boring and girls who do that just don't know how to be sensual.
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    No... and I really feel sorry for some customers have dancers stick their "stuff" that close to a customer's face. As Athena pointed out, not all dancers even smell that great. I remember someone from the blue side complaining about that recently... he liked the girl but she kept getting too close with that area and didn't smell good. Eww!
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    Quote Originally Posted by audrey_k View Post
    Yeah if your a hooker moonlighting as a stripper looking to get picked up by vice.
    ^ this
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    and with some of the girls i worked with, i imagine it would smell terrible too
    Yup! Unfortunately, my hubby knows firsthand that some of the dancers who do this do not smell good! I will never understand why a girl would do this, even with panties on.
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    ewwwwww I can't believe some chicks are not aware that their pussy's smell!!! yuk
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    ^ especially since it is not normal for your vag to stink ladies! ew!

    Oh and to the OP... hell no. Unfortunately where I work it is nude table dancing with no contact so the customers come very close to it (within 10 cm sometimes). Luckily not all of them try this and you can always change your position so they don't have to be so close.

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    uhhhh hell no. i got disgurted when some girls let custies do that whlie the girl was on stage. I'm sorry, I may (have) be dancing naked but that doesn't mean that all bets are off and you can do as you please with me. doesn't work that way.





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    Does anyone else think the OP just wanted us to say yes, and describe it in hot steamy detail? Or am I just extra cynical today?

    OP, why don't you buy a dance off every one of us and find out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    ^ especially since it is not normal for your vag to stink ladies! ew!

    Oh and to the OP... hell no. Unfortunately where I work it is nude table dancing with no contact so the customers come very close to it (within 10 cm sometimes). Luckily not all of them try this and you can always change your position so they don't have to be so close.
    when i do naked stage dances a few guys have sat there trying to blow air towards my vagina. gross. A guy did it one night and all his friends were watching so I said "babe I'm not inflatable like your other girlfriend". His friends died laughing.
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    when i do naked stage dances a few guys have sat there trying to blow air towards my vagina. gross. A guy did it one night and all his friends were watching so I said "babe I'm not inflatable like your other girlfriend". His friends died laughing.
    ...oh my God, I wish I had quick wit like that! Lmao. You owned his sorry ass.

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    ^^
    lol i come out with some beauties sometimes hehe
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    when i do naked stage dances a few guys have sat there trying to blow air towards my vagina. gross. A guy did it one night and all his friends were watching so I said "babe I'm not inflatable like your other girlfriend". His friends died laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrophyClub View Post
    do yall actually let his face brush against the kitty?
    No. That's asking for trouble, his tongue might pop out and you don't want it touching your kitty.

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    i've never worked in a nude club before...do you do the actual lapdances nude or just stage dances? cuz i'd be worried about leaving certain...fluids on a custie's pants. imagine him having to explain THAT to his wife. oi.

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