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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Ohh come on. You didn't really believe that.
    Oh come on, where is the sense of humor

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Oh come on, where is the sense of humor
    Everyone who knows me know I have the worst sense of humour ever. Pair that with a nice case of schadenfreude.. I'm really, really dry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Uh, I picked 1. Do I get a prize?
    Why yes! You get the booby prize...

    by the way, there was no wrong answer...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Everyone who knows me know I have the worst sense of humour ever. Pair that with a nice case of schadenfreude.. I'm really, really dry.
    Well that's not good. I only like women who are really really wet. Hmm, you probably won't like this post

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Well that's not good. I only like women who are really really wet. Hmm, you probably won't like this post
    It's up there on the irritation scale, sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    It's up there on the irritation scale, sure.
    well, come on, you find me a little charming, right?

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    This thread makes my mouth taste like bile.
    - SW members get 10% off with code SWEB

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    Zeus: Morning.

    John McClane: Good morning.

    Zeus: You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate (n word) s" has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking.

    [John yawns]

    Zeus: Hey! I'm talking to you! Now you've got about ten seconds before those guys see you, and when they do they will kill you, you understand? You are about to have a very bad day.

    John McClane: Tell me about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walker View Post
    I tend to agree, but why do you think it is shit?
    Anything that has been a fantasy is sure to disappoint in reality.
    Also I wouldn't want to date a stripper as they are usually busy on sat nights and so forth.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    well, come on, you find me a little charming, right?
    I'm burned out on "wet" jokes etc. Comes with the job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I'm burned out on "wet" jokes etc. Comes with the job.
    LOL. Any sexual jokes or innuendos are just old news to us huh? Not clever or funny
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Anything that has been a fantasy is sure to disappoint in reality.
    Also I wouldn't want to date a stripper as they are usually busy on sat nights and so forth.
    Like I said But jaizaine, I would make exceptions for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Like I said But jaizaine, I would make exceptions for you
    I've got to hand it to you GO. I takes a special kind of guy to start a thread by slamming the entire occupation of exotic dancer and then start attempting to suck-up to them in the same thread...

    not that it appears to be working...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Why do we strive to date strippers?

    I always did, but now that I have met the goal:

    They are insecure about their looks, more so than any other woman
    They are jealous about any other dancer you have gotten dances from
    They are super jealous of other women
    They have shitty work hours so cant do stuff when you want to
    They are so into money. Ok I have it, but come on
    Internet assholes, why does anybody ever date them?

    They are so starved for attention that they troll message boards because negative attention from beautiful women is better than being completely ignored as usual

    They are so jealous of men who can actually get women to date them that their only recourse is putting those women down and acting like they could get them if they wanted

    They have tiny tiny penises

    They are so into looks that they would never consider dating a girl that looks half as ugly as they do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    Internet assholes, why does anybody ever date them?

    They are so starved for attention that they troll message boards because negative attention from beautiful women is better than being completely ignored as usual

    They are so jealous of men who can actually get women to date them that their only recourse is putting those women down and acting like they could get them if they wanted

    They have tiny tiny penises

    They are so into looks that they would never consider dating a girl that looks half as ugly as they do
    Rofl! ILY, that post made my day.

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    I think GO should make a poll! One on this site and one on a regular site for women (makeup site or something)

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    I've got to hand it to you GO. I takes a special kind of guy to start a thread by slamming the entire occupation of exotic dancer and then start attempting to suck-up to them in the same thread...

    not that it appears to be working...
    Heh, my motto is, never say die

    I don't expect that any dancers here are going to date me, but I can't help lusting after a hot dancer like jaizaine, even if she is on another continent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Heh, my motto is, never say die

    I don't expect that any dancers here are going to date me, but I can't help lusting after a hot dancer like jaizaine, even if she is on another continent.


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    Ouch that hurts, not. If you want to insult someone, at least do something funny. That, no so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameover View Post
    Heh, my motto is, never say die

    I don't expect that any dancers here are going to date me, but I can't help lusting after a hot dancer like jaizaine, even if she is on another continent.
    smallest continent, largest island
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    So lopaw, when are you going to start teaching classes.....?

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    this thread made me laugh so hard. beginning to end. As much as I hate people with low IQ's...sometimes they are so worth the entertainment!





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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    So lopaw, when are you going to start teaching classes.....?

    LOL
    Lordy, I wish someone would pay me to do that.
    Sadly, for the ones needing it the most, it would never be fully understood.......coz ya can't fix stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trem View Post
    internet assholes, why does anybody ever date them?

    They are so starved for attention that they troll message boards because negative attention from beautiful women is better than being completely ignored as usual

    they are so jealous of men who can actually get women to date them that their only recourse is putting those women down and acting like they could get them if they wanted

    they have tiny tiny penises

    they are so into looks that they would never consider dating a girl that looks half as ugly as they do

    zing! ;d

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    Ok, I'm still dating her. And even thought I've probably alienated every dancer here . I would like some advice to help me with my dancer issues. Because this girl has gotten under my skin, and I can't get her out of my mind.

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