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    I worked last night. I was on the podium and a group of guys were trying to show their friend the buck a good time. He was one of those "I'm above this" assholes. Fair enough if he wasn't into it but he had to be rude and insulting.

    So his friends gave me $50 to dance for him (a table dance) and I started and he purposefully ignored me and chatted to the guy sitting next to him, so I just did the show for the friends who were enjoying it. Then the friend gave me an extra $20 and said "try to get the buck excited". So I keep going and he turns around and says "If you were 5 kilos lighter I would like you". I laughed and said "I only weigh 45 kilos, why would I want to loose any more weight?". Then he says "my fiance is 5 kilos lighter than you".

    So I just ignore the dickhead and his friends are telling him he is an idiot. Then I'm about to finish the dance and the buck hands me $50 and says "please put your g-string back on". So I take his money and get dressed (which I was about to do anyway). His friends are all angry at him and saying maybe he likes cock.

    So thanks for the $120 for 10 minutes idiot, go home to your fiance LOL.
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    Default Re: funny story about a wanker from work last night

    meh, Some guys feel like they have something to prove. Sorry you had to deal with that jerk. But really, who came out on top at the end? I feel bad for these boys that think we actually give a shit what they think.

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    Default Re: funny story about a wanker from work last night

    ^^
    yeh he was a total jerk. I don't know how anyone can be so rude. But I couldn't have cared less anyway as I got my money
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Default Re: funny story about a wanker from work last night

    Sorry to hear about that.What comes to mind,that obviously,this having nothing to do with you personally,the guy was either:
    1.Seeing how hot you are,was trying to convince himself that fiancee was somehow better,and this marriage was a better deal than being single and going to clubs,therefore being an asshole,frustrated realizing he might be making a mistake.
    2.His future wife made him say that to all the strippers during his bachelor party,being threatened for whatever reason.
    3.Showing off in front of his buddies,trying to make them jealous of him,by "turning down" a hot woman.
    4.None of the above,just being a drunk.
    Either way,you came out a winner and made money!

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    100% agree with rusdancer! Wow what a fucking asshole. He'd have a snowball's chance in hell of ever dating a woman as beautiful as you are. I'm sorry you had to deal with that abuse, but at least you made good money off them. Imagine having to deal with that from guys who aren't tipping, that would have made it even worse. I'm impressed you had enough self control to not "accidentally" catch him in the face with your spike heel

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    Default Re: funny story about a wanker from work last night

    OMG Jai... I seriously would have punched him. What a wanker.

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    Default Re: funny story about a wanker from work last night

    BTW I just read that to my husband and he shook his head and said, "What a wanker" haha

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    Unfortunately there will always be guys like this. They do this just so they can feel better about themselves and get a "high" from insulting hot women and trying to make them feel bad about themselves. I mean if they really aren't into the SC scene as much as they act like they aren't they wouldn't have come through the door. I've seen your pics and you are thin, fit, and fantastic looking. He was obviously just trying to be a dick, and has probably never had anyone even close to being as hot as you are. I'm glad that you didn't get upset with him, and just kept your cool and laughed it off. He was just trying to get a rise out of you and overreacting would have given him the satisfaction that he wanted. You came out richer and better in the end. Good for you, and I HATE these kind of rude assholes too, but we'll always run into a few of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    BTW I just read that to my husband and he shook his head and said, "What a wanker" haha
    hehe!!
    a while ago it would have bothered me. but i've been working out so hard at gym and eating healthy and i'm feeling good about myself and i won't let some ugly turd like him bring me down!

    thanks ladies xoxo
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    Default Re: funny story about a wanker from work last night

    While he was totally out of line and I'd have smacked him in the mouth - it sounds like he didn't want to be there whatsoever and the whole thing was his friends' idea.

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    He wants you to be 88lbs? At that weight you'd be dead. I would've asked if he wanted his wedding to be a fucking funeral. Dumbass...

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    Some guys pay us to turn them on, some guys get turned on by turning you off and will still pay for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Some guys pay us to turn them on, some guys get turned on by turning you off and will still pay for it.
    As long as they're paying!

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    Default Re: funny story about a wanker from work last night

    I'm in the U.S. and never really paid attention to the word "wanker" before.

    My new favorite word now.




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    Quote Originally Posted by rusdancer View Post
    Sorry to hear about that.What comes to mind,that obviously,this having nothing to do with you personally,the guy was either:
    1.Seeing how hot you are,was trying to convince himself that fiancee was somehow better,and this marriage was a better deal than being single and going to clubs,therefore being an asshole,frustrated realizing he might be making a mistake.
    2.His future wife made him say that to all the strippers during his bachelor party,being threatened for whatever reason.
    3.Showing off in front of his buddies,trying to make them jealous of him,by "turning down" a hot woman.
    4.None of the above,just being a drunk.
    Either way,you came out a winner and made money!
    Whatever the reason (and I really don't care) - he was a complete, 110%, solid gold, 24-carat, wanker! He's probably a spineless mouse when his fiance's around too....

    If there's one thing I really CANNOT abide - it's bad manners. Good Manners cost absolutely nothing - and mean SO much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pussyinboots View Post

    If there's one thing I really CANNOT abide - it's bad manners. Good Manners cost absolutely nothing - and mean SO much.

    I love that and It's so true!

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    You're around 100 pounds and he told you to get down to around 90?! How tall are you?

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    I'm 5"0 and I am toned and have around 14% body fat so he can go enjoy a nice cup of shut the fuck up
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    What the fuck is wrong with this man?!

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    He was just a cunt. He was trying to act like he was ABOVE the experience. He clearly didn't want to be there. It was a case of a buck who was dragged into a strip club by his mates.
    I understand that and strip clubs are not everyone's thing but being rude like that just makes him a cretin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    He was just a cunt. He was trying to act like he was ABOVE the experience. He clearly didn't want to be there. It was a case of a buck who was dragged into a strip club by his mates.
    I understand that and strip clubs are not everyone's thing but being rude like that just makes him a cretin.
    Can't get much lower than cretin. 'Pond Life' is the next - and last - step down!!
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    Being rude to the dancers doesn't make him any less a DUDE AT THE STRIP CLUB.

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    Yuck. I rarely get insulted dancing, but there are times that sometimes it does happen ( to everyone ). I know you got your money, but sometimes stuff like this is still hard to shake. I had a female customer be just terrible to me a couple nights ago . We do this thing where we all dance on stage on once and I went up to hold my thong out to accept her bill and she loudly goes " NO - not her .... HER .... " pointing to my burnette co-worker. Um .. ok ........ we all split the money anyway you idiot.

    So ........ yeah .... don't let this bother you. Some people just let bad manners fly in the SC.

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    I think wanker is my new favorite word....lol

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    Default Re: funny story about a wanker from work last night

    Don't you guys in the US use the term "wanker?" LOL. I didn't realise it was Aussie slang.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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