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    Default Re: Bad lapdances

    Of course some dances are not going to be great, or even good.. You pay for it and get a different dancer next time...
    No need to be a dick and say something rude like "that wasnt worth 10 dollars" Fucker, you saw me naked, if you dont like it move on to the next.

    It never fails, no matter how hard I work, some guys just always have something to say. Yes, some dancers are boring. And everyone has there off days too, but sometimes guys just expect way too damn much. I work hard on my dances and I get so frustrated when people give me a hard time about them. You can't please everyone!

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    Default Re: Bad lapdances

    Bad lapdance=
    repetitive moves and watching herself in the mirror

    Good lapdance=
    eye contact, hair curtain, kiss tease
    and i have had dancers before that never repeated a single move. The songs are not that long...it can be done
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    Default Re: Bad lapdances

    ^ Though that's hard to do with an airdance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walker View Post
    Really really bad, means no dancing just a few bumps on my crouch. The first time I said "ouch", the second time also... after that I walked away...paying her...
    If you're sure that the dancer understood that she was hurting you, then I could see refusing to pay in this situation. It's pretty well accepted that dances are not supposed to be painful. Of course, the dancer probably wouldn't agree with me, and refusing to pay could result in you feeling even more pain.
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    Default Re: Bad lapdances

    I'm a positive reinforce. If I like something that is done, I'll let the dancer know. If i don't like it, I usually just keep quiet. Usually the more comments you get from me, the more likely it means I'll be looking for you the next I come back.

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    Default Re: Bad lapdances

    In one club, which is a high contact club and I want that one to remain that way, I had a dancer who was going to start a dance for me. She puts her arms up on the side of the booth and the other on the wall as if to bar the way out. She announces that it is her custom to give a tease dance first.

    At this point I bolted out from my chair, went underneath her arms and said "Not here!", paid her the $20 and left her and also left the club (I was done with the club for the night anyways). In this high contact club, I expect a high contact dance and how does she know I want more than one. She has to put her best foot forward to get a second dance.

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    ^ Wow, that may be the absolute dumbest sales tactic I've ever heard....

    I'm with you though Sad. I go to a lot of different clubs but I know what to expect in all of them. I don't like being hosed whether it's contact or number of dances. One of my personal favorite all-time buzz kills was this dancer from a few years ago. I met her on one of her club's 2 for 1 dance days and was quite smitten with her. I spent a couple of hundred dollars on her that afternoon and went back to visit for the next three weeks on the same day spending the same or more each time. On the fourth week she told me that the club had stopped doing 2 for 1's on that particular day of the week. Now, I knew she was full of crap. She actually wasn't the first girl who had ever tried to give me the same line. I told her that I would do a couple of dances with her after her stage set. While she was on stage I went over and asked the house mother, whom I have known for years, what the deal was on the 2 fro 1 special. Without hesitation she asked me if ***** had tried to scam me. We laughed, I left.

    Now, this girl was not going to be my life-long ATF but she was hot, gave a good dance and, at that time, was the only dancer in that club that was of any interest to me. She most likely would have made thousands off of me if she hadn't tried to scam me. Instead she lost me as a customer. She actually got fired a few weeks later for leaving the club with a customer...too bad, If I had known she did OTC P4P she would have made even more from me!
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