but if i were a guy and came across an escort ad where the girl couldn't even spell or use proper grammar, i'd be like, "NEXT!"
some of these girls, man....even on eros...i'm like WTF, seriously???
but if i were a guy and came across an escort ad where the girl couldn't even spell or use proper grammar, i'd be like, "NEXT!"
some of these girls, man....even on eros...i'm like WTF, seriously???





You know what? I've seen some so called "companion" websites and went "WTF?!". I'm talking poor grammar, horrible spelling and the bathroom pic taken with the camera phone.... I'm always thinking Do men REALLY call these girls? wow. Another thing is: Everyone is a "courtesan" nowadays.. the term is so wack to me now.. ugh.





There is alot of poor ads out there, I get clients saying they see girls who don't even use thier real photos.
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I don't get that whatsoever, I'm sure at one point it was an original thing for girls to say, but the second it became blasé it turned against them. I'm fairly sure a lot of punters do not want to read the same lofty pretentious words over and over to describe every girl. I mean, is it so hard to get a thesaurus and work out something no one else uses? Oh well, their loss is your gain! It bugs me no end to see entire paragraphs copied from several profiles onto others, on say, AW.
I nearly clawed at some chick that likened me to Dita Von Teese once - she may as well have said "Oh! You're so generic like all the other dancers!" - some compliment. I'm guessing the next big thing after "courtesan" is going to be "paramour" or "odalisque". Y'know, once the unoriginal crowd find that thesaurus.
OP, I totally know what you mean. I like to think it's not just me that gets mad about that stuff! Like I'm SURE there has to be a few men out there with an illiteracy fetish, but to cater to them exclusively?Silly girls.





Exactly!
It's like darn can't you come up with something else? I can't stand the word "courtesan" because of this.. before I was fascinated with the TRUE courtesans from centuries ago now it's like bleh...
Another thing that bugs me is when I see a provider describes herself as being "low profile" but she's charging $80-$175 an hour.. THAT IS NOT LOW PROFILE! I'm sure their phones are ring OFF THE HOOK at $85 an hour.. ha!
A TER member wrote me yesterday going on and on about how he respects me for not charging the same as other girls in my area and how he admires that I don't use my body as a "Human Trampoline"..what a word! lol! Men are funny creatures.
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human trampoline??? lol. oh the mental pictures.....
maybe they are confusing "low profile" with "low class"????
yeah, courtesan is such mis-used term. courtesans were closer to geishas than escorts. they were well-read, well-educated, skilled dancers, singers, musicians...as well as "providers". for the royal court.
there isn't a royal court here, so the term "courtesan" doesn't have any place in our society.
but i'm PMSing like crazy today, so literally everything is setting me off, even small things like bad ho grammar.


i feel u yeah like on this site i type crazy but i've had guys tell me they've seen me because my ad is a short flirty bio paragraph and i write that im from the midwest and have my bachelor's degree and they like that i am the "girl next door turned porn star" (although i dont consider myself a porn "star" it gets me calls...i have a few) and they can tell im intelligent. i write my ads by thinking, "if i were going to see a girl, what would i want to read about them? what is going to make my ad stand out and make the kind of clients I want to see call me? and most importantly "what can i say to make my ad sound sexy, but not have uncle leo give me a free night in dade county hotel?" lmao no but for real some girls nuts




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Your posts are indecipherable. It's almost impossible to read what you are saying. Spell checking your posts, not writing in slag/text-abbreviation and using complete sentences is a great habit to get in and stay in. I'm not asking for an English essay every time or Nobel-caliber stuff, I just want to understand your posts with out my head hurting. Just sayin'.
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Isn't it funny how some girls claim a "degree" to make themselves sound better?.. hahaha! I think it's funny. When I write my ads, It's ALL about me "Sexy", "Spontaneous" "Classy".. Just a few words that I'd use to describe my real life persona. I read about all these providers with "bachelor degrees" and I'm thinking damn just about EVERY provider has a bachelor's degree .. C'mon we all know that's not true!! I add that I'm college educated because I AM! I never knew some were just lying about it until I saw it being discussed on the TER carolina discussion boards. Geez.. I guess it's all about the fantasy..
And isn't it funny when they claim a doctorate or bachelor's and can't spell it.. ? A hot mess.. I've seen some backpage girls like that.
yep....or when you read on backpage a girl is 21 and has a doctorate's....ummmm....either she's lying about her age or her degree...
and last i checked, the school of hard knocks doesn't give out diplomas lol.





Rotfl!!!!


Lol yeah, I had a friend who claimed she went to a local college, and it was pretty far from our incall and the guys would always be like "why do you work so far from the campus?" or "what are you majoring in" she'd always be like "um...." LOL and also sometimes she would tell them she was in a Fraternity. LMAO sorry about sometimes having too much slang in my posts but I get distracted and my mind types the way my mouth would say it, my bad. That's crazy that girls lie because they think it gets them more calls! OMG and it's probably pretty obvious when they are lying! I only write that because only 55% of dade county kids graduate high school so it might make me "stand out" among the other escorts, as well as I use other adjectives to balance that out to make my ad "softer" ... oh and the slang i was using: Uncle LEO = L.E.O. as in Law Enforcement Officer and the hotel was a joke refering to the jail, heh
i don't think those are the skills they are focusing on if they even read those ads at all. I know if I was hiring an escort the last thing I would be looking for is a women who is writing a thesis quality ad looking for sex work. The hotter the pics the less I'd even care if she spoke gibberish yet alone came off as a lit major.
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And some ladies STILL don't get it..
I mean really.. who would want to book a 4 hour appointment with a bimbo?
Hell if I were a guy I'd get a one hour appointment, fuck her brains out and call it a day. There's a huge difference between a prostitute and an elite companion. They attract different type of men.
No just cuz they have more money and possibly higher education doesn't generally make them any more interested in eloquent conversation over visual and sexual simulation when hiring an escort.
Escorts as elite as they might be are still marketing and selling sex for money (prostitutes simply using a youthemism - much like bath room attendants are still janitors) so while some1 can go to the bunny ranch and select a girl to spend 100s of 1,000s and weekends with there is no grammar skills required at any level of the industry.
Maybe you wouldn't want to spend 5 mins with a bimbo, but 4hours is hardly spent in dialog between an escort and their clients. Hell 4 hrs for me would barely be a warm up, but I do believe most men who hire escorts for hours do so more so for the sexual attention of a beautiful woman then for other oral skills she might or might not posses. With that said there are many bimbos who do quite well as high end escorts/ elite companions lol and if you don't believe it then well you have more of a fantasy of the industry then is reflective of the reality.
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I disagree, and it has nothing to do with having a "fantasy". This is a professional business, you have to conduct yourself professionally. Including your advertising.
Actually, if you want me to be honest, in a one hour appointment, generally only about 10-30 minutes of that is spent doing the deed, the rest of the time we're talking.
Longer appointments, same thing, but repeat twice...MAYBE three times if the guy is especially horny...but less 1/2 of the time is spent mid-coitus.
And I hate to break it to you, but the girls who do well in this industry with "bimbo" personas aren't really bimbos at all. It takes a smart person to act stupid and profit off of it (Case in point: Paris Hilton). My escort persona is actually quite dumb. But my advertising is grammatically flawless.
And don't you mean EUPHEMISM????





WRONG! I'm going to leave this subject alone because you're going to believe what YOU want to believe. I'm a professional escort and have professional escorts as friends. I know what works and what doesn't. Keep thinking the refined gent would rather spend his hard earned dollars on a bimbo..
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!! Like no need for further explanation girl.. Well said!
No no EUPHEMISM is a term used to create a more upscale appearance. Youthemism is slang for a euphemism created to sound more innocent --child friendly like me not telling my niece I'm a stripper by telling her I'm a dancer knowing she is naive enough to believe that is all I do at my job.
As for the argument that there is no market for bimbos in the sex /escort industry it is illogical to tell me this does not exist while telling me about smart women in the industry who choice to play bimbos for their clients as obviously those smart women are aware of a market of customers who prefer bimbos. Which would be the hetero female version of a twinkie - dumb young and full of cum.
Not to say all customers have this preference or that all escorts are(no way I would never say that), but there is definitely a market at all levels of the sex industry.
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