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    I audition tonight, and I'm having some... issues with my bikini area. I shaved it yesterday and it was fine, no razor burn or anything- but today, it *looks* like I have stubble. The area feels totally smooth, there is *nothing* there to shave off, but you can see the little black hairs beginning to grow back in and it looks really really tacky. How do I deal with this?!

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    Default Re: Crap! Kitty shaving emergency!

    Under the lights you'll hardly notice it. Trust me.

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    When I read the title, I was like what the fuck has she done to her poor cat, holy shit.

    It'll be dark, and you won't be grinding anyone's nose. No one'll notice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxcbbw View Post
    When I read the title, I was like what the fuck has she done to her poor cat, holy shit.

    It'll be dark, and you won't be grinding anyone's nose. No one'll notice.
    LMAO! so you thought you were going to read something like this... "help i tried to shave my cat because he seemed really hot and i cut him and he's bleeding everywhere... what do i do?" that'd be great esp posted in the newbie section.


    TBH though, it depends on how the audition is held. at my club the girl just gets down to a thong and heels and gets looked over by the manager or housemom in the bright ass dressing room. i doubt a tiny thing like that would stop you from getting hired anyway.

    i would try putting some face powder on it, might make it look a little better and therefore make you feel better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laurcon View Post
    LMAO! so you thought you were going to read something like this... "help i tried to shave my cat because he seemed really hot and i cut him and he's bleeding everywhere... what do i do?" that'd be great esp posted in the newbie section.
    I honestly did. In the UK, no one calls it a kitty, so the association just isn't there with me. I have two kitties, they're pretty furry, but they also say meow and eat kibble.



    Remember ladies: This is not a good look. Pussies on four legs should be hairy as hell and cast on your furniture.

    Pussies on two legs can get away with a bit of stubble though! OP, don't worry about it. Face powder is a good idea - for the love of God don't use liquid foundation if that's all you have though, it'll come off onto your thong, and you might also sweat it off. No face powder? Try a little talc. Either way, don't let it stress you out, as the only person likely to care is you, and this could throw you off your game, which I am sure, other than the fuzz worries, is totally bangin'.

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    Thanks for the reassurances- I'm probably just freaking out over something little like that 'cause I'm nervous as hell. Gonna do the talc thing, fer sure.

    (although, seriously, my four-legged kitty could use a shave- I'm SO tired of waking up choking on frizzy gray hair when he decides it's appropriate to fall asleep on my face at 4 a.m.)

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    Default Re: Crap! Kitty shaving emergency!

    Quote Originally Posted by EllieB View Post
    I audition tonight, and I'm having some... issues with my bikini area. I shaved it yesterday and it was fine, no razor burn or anything- but today, it *looks* like I have stubble. The area feels totally smooth, there is *nothing* there to shave off, but you can see the little black hairs beginning to grow back in and it looks really really tacky. How do I deal with this?!
    are you pale? The stubble appearance i think is just because the roots of your pubes go down a bit beneath the skin. When I am tan, it is less noticeable, but when i am pale it is. either way though, it shouldnt show up under the club lights or prevent you from getting hired.

    If you wax it instead of shaving it shouldnt look like this because the part that is under the skin will be ripped out.

    Im glad i started my day with a conversation about pubes .

    Good luck for your audition!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    If your really self conscious about it a little cover up/foundation wont hurt. But yea being tan hides it a lot better.

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    Yeah, I'm pale as death. That's probably what's making it look like that. I'm not planning on tanning- I look like crap when I tan, so I'm going to play up the pale skin/dark hair/blue eyes thing.

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    Then your best bet is to use foundation. Spray a bit of hairspray on it so it doesn't rub off. Better yet is dermablend. That shit rocks and it doesn't rub off and it will cover it.

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    Yeah, don't worry about it at all. Seriously. When you get into the dressing room take a look around at all of the stubble, razor burn, and ingrown hairs. Strip club lighting is very forgiving.

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    Put some concealer on it. That's what I do when I get shaving rash or stubble and it doesn't show up under bright cam lights.

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    Ah, one thing I can help with! I'm a nude model (havent started dancing yet..) so of course this issue comes up. I shave (refuse to put hot wax ANYWHERE..) and put aveeno lotion after shaving, helps a bit- plus the face powder (dont use foundation..icky mess) would work, but really- no one will notice- especially in dark lights! Confidence is definitely everything- whether you're modeling dancing or just walking down the street..

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    This happens to me:-(
    I exfoliate and then shave again.

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    Default Re: Crap! Kitty shaving emergency!

    I have really thick hair and really pale skin. I always pretty much have a slight look of stubble and I don't really give a shit. They don't have to go down on me. They are just looking. I've never had a complaint yet. It is less noticeable with a tan, but make up works too. My club is mega bright so the whole strip club lighting thing doesn't work for me. I keep telling myself I'm gonna get laser but then something more important to pay for always comes up.

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