ok ladies i see there are a lot of rant threads, i can understand that because ... we all work in the business its nice to be able to talk shit with each other... so i thought, maybe we need a laugh to lighten up, i mean what other industry is there where u get so intimate....
one time..this is so mean...but i was on my period and i forgot to grab a sponge, but mine's not really heavy, anyway, i just pulled out my tampon right before the call and i knew i wouldnt bleed on his dick. well of course my client is mr. i want to daty u as soon as i get in the door lol...well i bled on his face...omg...embarrassing hahaha but then he started fucking me instead and of course no blood goes on his dick, only in his face/mouth...he handled it well. hahaha
also, my friend barbie and i have this client who is so funny, we sometimes work as dominatrix/fetish girls and he likes to get off on humiliation. I swear sometimes I love these clients who want u to call em a piece of shit and beat their ass and shit hahaha. but anyway he likes us to force him to do stuff. so we made him go to the store and buy us all this random ass shit, like dutches, panties, lube...just random shit. and he did it! not that funny but to us we werent expecting him to come back with it. sooo funny "mistress britney here are your dutches...." lol
Also speaking of dutches (cigars), I am in boston right now, not a client story but I asked the girl at walgreens if they had dutches, she looked confused and was like "oh, for women? theyre on aisle 6". lmfao she thought i meant douches!!! lol
I also had a guy once who I had seen before and he was one of those who is so excited to be with u he can't nut cuz hes so nervous. But he's a pretty cool guy. I got to his house and at first I didnt remember seeing him but when he started he was like "IM THE NERVOUS GUY" which was so hilarious cuz thats what i had had him saved in my phone as before lol totally made me remember him.
any funny/weird stories?



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