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    Thumbs up Oh, craigslist...you give many LULz....

    So every now and then I peruse the personals section of craigslist. Partially for laughs, partially in hopes that there really is a Brandon Boyd or Ian Somerhalder or Rivers Cuomo clone living in Raleigh who is so desperate for affection that he will post on CL personals (longshot, I know, but a girl can dream.)

    I was treated to a real GEM of a post tonight. The guy was young, early twenties, stating that he wanted a girlie to come over tonight and have sex.

    De riguer for CL, I know.

    However, THIS particular Casanova accompanied the post with several pictures of himself in his military outfit....

    and one orgasm inducing photo of him, in the armchair, with red pajama pants with little white hearts, and a snuggie. Complete with a little yip yip dog in his lap.

    And somehow, I don't think it was a joke.

    I <3 craigslist so much.

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    I used to use CL to find dates. Instead I'd get all these guys looking for sex, which I wasn't. Now to be funny, I'll often post ridiculous personal ads. I'm not looking for anyone, but pretty funny to see who responds.

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    At one point I seem to recall a website where this guy would post ridiculous ads and then have fun emailing replies back and forth with respondants. Most of these were pretty funny. The site might have been posted here....can't remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    At one point I seem to recall a website where this guy would post ridiculous ads and then have fun emailing replies back and forth with respondants. Most of these were pretty funny. The site might have been posted here....can't remember.
    I'd love to see that website. Most of the ones I posted on there have been removed, but here's a few I found that I posted.

    Free to good home: primates
    I have baboons and chimps I need to get rid of. One ate my table and another peed on the floor. They are average looking but one kind of looks like Michael Jackson.

    That one was deleted.

    Here's a recent one I posted. No, I am not looking for a middle aged virgin. In fact I'm not looking for anyone but I was bored.

    I mostly post because I am bored. I will often post silly sex ones to see who responds. Many times it's the same guys who keep replying.

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    I browse some of the CL personals for laughs. Out here in the boonies we really have a lot of inbred weirdos. And they're all on CL.

    One of the more recent ones I saw was a guy who posted sometime around the holidays. He claimed to be a real life vampire and that he didn't sparkle, contrary to popular belief, and he needed a donor because he was hungry. He said he could sustain life on human food for a while, but it had been a year since his last blood feeding and he was feeling weak.

    The whole ad in no way sounded like someone wanting anything sexual or blood play. It was like he seriously believed he was a vampire. I was crying I laughed so hard. I couldn't help myself... I emailed him. I asked him why the rest of us plant and meat eaters had to pay for our food and he should have his donated to him. He never answered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I'd love to see that website. Most of the ones I posted on there have been removed, but here's a few I found that I posted.

    Free to good home: primates
    I have baboons and chimps I need to get rid of. One ate my table and another peed on the floor. They are average looking but one kind of looks like Michael Jackson.

    That one was deleted.

    Here's a recent one I posted. No, I am not looking for a middle aged virgin. In fact I'm not looking for anyone but I was bored. https://accounts.craigslist.org/post...94216151&db=lv

    I mostly post because I am bored. I will often post silly sex ones to see who responds. Many times it's the same guys who keep replying.
    Ask and ye shall receive....

    http://www.dontevenreply.com/index.php

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Ask and ye shall receive....
    I have to read these. I spend hours laughing at CL ads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I have to read these. I spend hours laughing at CL ads.
    The Shaniqua Chronicles had me in stitches

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    My personal favorite from the local CL personals as of late- Man seeking to give woman oral pleasure, will compensate with Sheetz gas cards.

    Umm yes... absolutely! Of course I will sit on your face for gas cards...

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    OMG dontevenreply was sooooooooooo funny. lol

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    Default Re: Oh, craigslist...you give many LULz....

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemonz View Post
    My personal favorite from the local CL personals as of late- Man seeking to give woman oral pleasure, will compensate with Sheetz gas cards.

    Umm yes... absolutely! Of course I will sit on your face for gas cards...
    At least he was offering some monetary reward. The sex ones are hysterical because I can't believe people are that desperate to have sex with anything. I know many people are that pathetic, but I bet most are probably fakes anyway.

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    Default Re: Oh, craigslist...you give many LULz....

    Quote Originally Posted by LunaCera Fenella View Post
    I browse some of the CL personals for laughs. Out here in the boonies we really have a lot of inbred weirdos. And they're all on CL.

    One of the more recent ones I saw was a guy who posted sometime around the holidays. He claimed to be a real life vampire and that he didn't sparkle, contrary to popular belief, and he needed a donor because he was hungry. He said he could sustain life on human food for a while, but it had been a year since his last blood feeding and he was feeling weak.

    The whole ad in no way sounded like someone wanting anything sexual or blood play. It was like he seriously believed he was a vampire. I was crying I laughed so hard. I couldn't help myself... I emailed him. I asked him why the rest of us plant and meat eaters had to pay for our food and he should have his donated to him. He never answered.
    that made me giggle hehe, he should at least offer a price! damn vampires these days. lol

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