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    I got to thinking...and I know that there are codes of conduct posted in our dressing room such as, you do not own a customer, you do not own the music (to keep girls from saying "WHY is SHE dancing to MY song?!") and no fighting or arguing tolerated.

    I know there will never be a code of conduct posted for customers in a club BUT just for fun...

    If there was one, what would you have on it? I can imagine a plaque at the entry.....

    1. If you are going to sit at stage, it is customary to tip. If you arent going to tip, get a table or sit at the bar.

    2.Wear clothes that fit you. WHEN is this trend going to be over...

    3.Shave your face, beard rash all over a strippers chest is not cute

    4.BRUSH YOUR TEETH

    5.Tip...When you dont word gets around and strippers will tell other strippers and they will all eventually avoid you like the plague.

    6.Dont get grabby unless the stripper tells you that you can touch.

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    THANKS I have so many guys who are new to the scene who want a straight forward answer to these questions.

    I must also Add. This is a fantasy please don't expect me to date you in real time. I am there to work you are there to have fun!

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    Yes please to #4. We can smack a guy who gets handsy, but we cannot fix bad breath.

    Also, don't enter the establishment if you aren't going to spend money on the entertainment. It seems obvious, but you'd be surprised...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkaR View Post
    Yes please to #4. We can smack a guy who gets handsy, but we cannot fix bad breath.

    Also, don't enter the establishment if you aren't going to spend money on the entertainment. It seems obvious, but you'd be surprised...
    Well, if you kept breath spray on your person at all times....


    ....then you could spray it in a dude's eye when he gets handsy.

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    Addition to #4 - if a stripper OFFERS you gum ....... take it.

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    7. Dont immediately brag that you know the manager. Really. Youve only come here once before, you are not his 'bro' or his 'boy', you are not going to get special treatment, he is not going to hook you up with free lapdances, and he is certainly not going to set me up on a date with your sorry ass. Im not impressed that you know him... I know the manager too, does that make me fucking special? Well come to think of it, i am fucking special, but thats beside the point.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    8. Have fun! (b/c so many come in refusing to let loose and sit there like a bump on a log.)
    9. Enjoy it for what it is, and don't try to date/fuck the employees

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    10. Don't get mad if the strippers don't want to get drunk with you. If she doesn't want to take a shot with you every 5 seconds, then she doesn't want to do it, and you whining about it constantly doesn't help.

    11. Don't keep asking how good the dances are, and what goes on in the back. She's not going to fuck you or blow you or jack you off. Her answer will not change with the tenth time you ask the question.

    12. When she asks for a tip, don't say, "Don't worry, I'll take care of you." Take care of her by giving her a tip. NOW.

    13. Don't have the enormous wad of $20's that you pull out of your pocket and make a huge show out of flipping through every single one of them till you get to the middle, then handing her two one dollar bills. That officially makes you a douchebag.

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    14. I don't mind if you're a jerk if you don't mind me charging you double (hazard pay).


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    14. I don't mind if you're a jerk if you don't mind me charging you double (hazard pay).

    lol good one

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    15. Don't you even dare think of low balling a dancer on price just because she's from out of town...

    She was probably going to charge you almost twice what the local ladies were and it only will make you look like more of a cheapskate if you offer her less than what you pay the local dancers. Trust me... she will walk away and won't even think twice. You won't be given a second chance.
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    Default Re: How not to look like a douchbag in a strip club

    #16 Don't tell me how to do my job.

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    Default Re: How not to look like a douchbag in a strip club

    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    14. I don't mind if you're a jerk if you don't mind me charging you double (hazard pay).
    Idiot Tax.

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    HOW TO NOT PISS OFF A STRIPPER


    http://www.manolith.com/2009/09/15/h...ff-a-stripper/

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    "After a few nights running around the backrooms of some of Las Vegas’ most happening strip joints, here are a few tips I picked up from the girls:

    Rule #1:

    If you just want to drink and chill your friends, don’t go to a strip club. Not the same without the TNA running around? Do yourself and your buddies a favor and grab a Girls Gone Wild DVD when you’re out picking up the beer.

    Rule #2:

    Don’t ever ask a stripper why you should pay for a lap dance when you can get pussy for free at a club. It may be true, but if that’s the reason you’re passing on the lap dance, then shouldn’t you be at a club? If you’re just there for the browse, make it worth their while. It’s proper business etiquette.

    Rule #3:

    Don’t try to get a dancer to do anything for free. Come on, now. Most places charge between 20 and 40 dollars for a lap dance. Surely you didn’t just show up with enough money for booze… or did you? Should have stuck with YouPorn.

    Rule #4:

    Don’t sit at the stage and tip nothing to the women who are dancing. It doesn’t have to be as much as you would pay for a lap dance. Between 5 and 20 dollars should do fine.

    Rule #5:

    Don’t ask a dancer what her real name is or where she lives. Dude, come on, that’s creepy. She’s creating a fantasy and she’s well aware of the risks involved in doing that for a living. It can be dangerous. A lot of dancers don’t even share their personal information with each other, so get the idea that she would share that with you out of your head. She may, however, give you her number. A lot of dancers have separate phones for their clients. This is a way for them to engage clients and build their regulars. Getting her digits does not mean she wants to go out on a date. It means she thinks you are a client. Accept her as a fantasy. Fantasy is what she’s there to provide."

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    The comments on that link are really disturbing. Some people deserve a roundhouse kick to the face.
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    Default Re: How not to look like a douchbag in a strip club

    dont say ''How about I dance for you instead''

    dont whinge about the gambling machines not paying out, if your that bothered,stop putting money in it and have a dance instead!

    We dont have happy hardcore/dance music on for a reason, coz we'd be knackered dancing to it, if you want chav tunes, go to a scally club with real girls, not a strip club! (admittedly this is probably more of a UK one!) so stop asking for Children of the night etc ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnIhi...D37CBE&index=1 ) coz we dont have a dj, and the manager will not put it on for you!!

    If you want sex, go to a brothel, if you want a dance, im here. Insisting that ''if we met in a real club, you'd want to have sex/go home with/date with me'' is neither true or accurate. I wouldnt do it for money, so im definetly not going to do it for free!

    Im not going to strip on the floor so you can ''see what i look like'' this is not try before you buy, so stop asking for freebies

    mates rates do not exist, just because you know me from outside doesnt mean Im gonna strip for free.

    Don't touch means, funnily enough, dont touch!
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    lmao ^^^^^

    that guy on sat put enough in that damn machine for a vip, or at least a double dance.

    " its rigged, put 8 pound in and still not paying out"

    well duh its called gambling for a reason, if they acted like cash machines then do u really think ide be sat looking at it, or putting money in it? hmmmmm, dumbass!

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