I had to go back and read your op, originally i thought you said that your customer SOUNDED like kermit the frog, not that he actually was the voice actor.
its not too uncommon for celebrities, or perhaps even more so-- people who believe they are celebrities, to come into SCs and be cheap. In CLE, a lot of the cavs players are known for being cheap when they go to the club--- not all of them, but there is a reputation. They feel entitled because they are famous... its like the young hot guy complex, but amplified.
And honestly, he is kind of getting what he is looking for-- the girl of his choice to sit with him for cheap. SCs are for fantasy-- have you considered that his fantasy is that he is important enough that girls will sit by him and listen to his stories without requiring ridiculous compensation, simply because they are in the presence of the oh so mighty Kermit the Frog?
So yea, just because he was actually the voice of kermit the frog, doesnt mean you should give away your time for free. He is stringing you along-- probe a bit maybe to see what he is looking for , beyond hand jobs of course. And if you dont find something that he is looking for that you can provide-- for compensation--- then remind him that if he wants to talk to you so bad, you have to be compensated.
Trust me, we have all made this mistake at some point. its common. I remember one time when i was a noob, a customer came in, ordered a champagned bottle but not in a CR, just to sit and drink champagne on the floor-- invited me over, went on and on about his planes and his boat and how he would look after me etc... ordered more bottles... then 2 hrs later when i was finally tired of it and demanded compensation, the asshole tipped me like 20$. What did i do? Got mad, chugged the entire bottle of champagne, and vowed never to waste my time being strung along by some douchebag and his elaborate stories of yachts and designer clothing.
So yea, dont allow yourself to be strung along by his bullshit. Its one of the oldest customer tricks in the book-- i believe its right between 'well all the other girls give me hand jobs' and 'sorry i dont buy dances because im married'

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