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    Default Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    A story about Girl Scouts who have insane crazy cookie-selling skillz. Kind of off topic, but when I read this: "These pint-sized dynamos have honed sales skills that rival those of some of the most savvy adult professionals." I had to post it.

    I thought the comment about the mother using her DD boobs to help her girls sell the cookies was....interesting, to say the least.



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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    Those things sell themselves. I don't think sales skills are really required much to sell delicious cookies that are only available 1 time per year.

    BTW, whomever thought to put the crumbles of the thin mints into chocolate ice cream is my hero!
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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    i was a girl scout for halloween this year at the club and i killed.
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showpos...6&postcount=13
    i felt like my sales skills were def on, must have been vibe.

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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    this is so funny, i'm trying to imagine #3 about networking (selling to your car pool, church, etc) and trying to sell lap dances to people who go to my parent's church...

    and also, girl scout cookies are $3 a box, and will last me a week, while a lap dance costs $25 and ends in 3 minutes...plus you are DEFINITLEY not allowed to eat (or even think about touching) the sweets!! hahahaha.

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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    ^^^ Haha, very true in MOST clubs.
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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    Those things sell themselves. I don't think sales skills are really required much to sell delicious cookies that are only available 1 time per year.

    BTW, whomever thought to put the crumbles of the thin mints into chocolate ice cream is my hero!
    ya exactly, plus the charity aspect of the whole thing. what kind of asshole is gonna say no to a 9yr old girl just trying to raise funds for the freakin Girl Scouts.

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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    Cookies are my life.

    Okay girls I ask guys who seem reluctant "What kind of dances do you like?" because it keeps them on track. My track.

    So planting the seeds works.




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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    Quote Originally Posted by laurcon View Post
    i was a girl scout for halloween this year at the club and i killed.
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showpos...6&postcount=13
    i felt like my sales skills were def on, must have been vibe.
    That's awesome. I saw that outfit for sale the other day and wanted to get it but worried I'd be going too far into the little girl zone XD

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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    Cookies are my life.

    Okay girls I ask guys who seem reluctant "What kind of dances do you like?" because it keeps them on track. My track.

    So planting the seeds works.
    Will use on next shift. Thanks!

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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    Oh man, I am such a Girl Scout cookie addict. When they're outside the grocery store, I end up sidling up to the table, wild-eyed, scratching my arms madly, "Hey man, how many Tagalongs can I get for twenty bucks? I just need one or two to, y'know, hold me over til I see my niece...C'mon man, you got the stuff or what? *scratch scratch scratch*"

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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    Quote Originally Posted by MissAlethea View Post
    Oh man, I am such a Girl Scout cookie addict. When they're outside the grocery store, I end up sidling up to the table, wild-eyed, scratching my arms madly, "Hey man, how many Tagalongs can I get for twenty bucks? I just need one or two to, y'know, hold me over til I see my niece...C'mon man, you got the stuff or what? *scratch scratch scratch*"


    OMG that totally just made my day! Hehe!



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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    Ugh my man bought me a big box of like 12 boxes of Samoas! I love those things but I do not need that many at all!

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    Default Re: Apparently we could learn a thing or two from Girl Scouts...

    We don't have girl scout cookies here and I am starting to think I'm missing out on something amazing.

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