




"I think good pussy has a "tangy" taste to it, a little sweet with a little salty twang....." Katrine
aww what the fukin hell. you go into a club expecting to get raped...why should the atm bei any different.
Bring in enough fukin money to take care of yo shit for the night. Go to the atm an and you are sunk anyway.
they know this shit. they dont fukin care i would charge your dumbass fukin more money than that. if youu go into the credit card youre a dumbass.
my dumbass did it once for jd i think..too fuked up to remember but what the hell i didnt even notice the charge.
dont even remember how much either....but i had to be just as bad off as i am now to go to the mutherfuket in the first place
Yoda57usA woman, if she so chooses, can give you everything but her heart. Without her heart she is giving you nothing.
^ are you drunk? Do I have to fix your spelling errors?
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
^ Ha! I get that. I know you are hammered and I fixed your post in the other thread. But in this instance what the hell. Have fun with JD. I am envious
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
Yoda57usA woman, if she so chooses, can give you everything but her heart. Without her heart she is giving you nothing.
1) Play too much hip-hop/rap
2) One club I know has rolling chairs for LDs
3) Some clubs just never put money back into the club and they go down-hill
4) Hire anyone off the street
5) 3-drink minimum posted in one club - hell I was just visiting
6) Clubs with attitudes like in Baltimore - if you don't do something within 5 minutes with a lady which included buying a carafe of some wine then get out
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^^^ Well the flip side of the coin was what the girls would do for that money... I think I believed the girl I talked to for that 5 minutes.
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"never trust a big butt and a smile"-- Bell Biv DeVoe
If you're in your twenties and aren't a liberal, you have no heart. If you're in you're forties and aren't a conservative, you have no brain - Winston Churchill





I only know one of club that does it and they claimed it was a gang issue. LOL, they also have a mandatory paid coat check and no particularly attractive dancers so I haven't been in for quite a while. Given the economy and other issues in Providence it wouldn't surprise me if they are not enforcing it anymore but I won't be finding out soon.
Oh, almost forgot, the other thing that I don't understand is when they load up the "free" buffet with garlic-doused whatever. I love the stuff, but all the gum and mints in the world don't keep scent from oozing out the girls' pores.





"never trust a big butt and a smile"-- Bell Biv DeVoe
If you're in your twenties and aren't a liberal, you have no heart. If you're in you're forties and aren't a conservative, you have no brain - Winston Churchill

In no particular order ....
1) If you are going to do the cattle calls with promo items that come with the dance, then please at least make them tasteful, and quality items that I don't want to throw in the trash on my way out the door. Some of the stuff they give away is a waste.
2) Don't rape me on the ATM fee on the rare occasion I am forced to use it. Sure, I expect to pay a little more than at the bank because you have a little more risk, but you hurt your dancer's income when you charge a high % or limit the amount of cash I can take out which forces multiple service fees.
3) Don't ask me to fill out separate paperwork or leave my fingerprint when I open up a bar tab. And don't bother trying to tell me it's for my protection that you are doing it. Thanks, but I'll pay cash instead, and that cash will no longer be going for lapdances, so it hurts your dancers.
4) Keep the bathrooms clean. I don't mind an attendant in there, but if you don't have one, make sure someone checks the place out a few times a night.
5) Keep the music to a level where I can hear a conversation. Have been in some places where even screaming at someone sitting next to me results in a 'WHAT?'
In general, the best clubs are the ones where the management takes the time to think like a customer every once and a while.





in regards to the atm comments, i completely agree. i hate it when clubs rape the customers on the charge... we should be encouraging them to take out cash, not discouraging it. Ive worked at clubs where the fee was as high as 15$... and i would have a guy ready to withdraw, but he would see the fee and get all butthurt about it... i mean if he is planning on only taking out 50$, a 15$ fee is a fair amount. And then if he is planning on taking out 300 and there is a 200$ limit and a 15$ fee, then it also pisses them off.
I even worked at a club that didnt have an atm because they wanted customers to buy funny munny so they could charge us as well for it. And this sucked when a customer only had an atm card. when i asked the management if they were planning on installing an atm, they rudely told me no, the funny munny was the atm. Assholes.
One of the few areas where the Deja Vu clubs DONT seem to try to rape customers is on the atm fees. And it pays off. When the atm charge is less than 5$, customers are a lot more willing to keep withdrawing cash. and in the end, more money and high morale goes around-- it pays off more than slapping on those stupid discouraging 10$ and up charges.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.
The DJ saying
"hey guys its Friday night (dancer name) is in the house. Yall know yall can have some fun and tip" EVERY Minute!! he doesnt STFU!

I hate clubs that pressure you to buy the lady a drink. In some places in Europe, they get the guy to buy the drink, she drinks it, and then they say it's 300 dollars. If the guy doesn't pay, they beat the shit out of him.
Also, don't like shortened songs on dance specials. Daytime cover charges. I never go back to these places.





Jeez, where do I sign up for one of those "get the shit beat out of you" places.




I hate weekday daytime forced valet (self) parking.
How desperate is a club for $$$ that they have to nickel & dime customers with that kind of crap?





Not a fan of the daytime cover charge either though I will pay it if I know the lady I am going to see is working that day. If it's a new club and I don't know any dancers I generally will skip it and go someplace else.
Shortened songs used to but me but it seems like nowadays all songs are being programmed by the club to run at a fixed length. I generally buy a dancer's time in bulk. Counting dances is a pain in the ass.
Ah, I just re-experienced this one: when you call and ask if a particular girl is on tonight and management says she is on the schedule. I realize that strippers often don't show/call out, but half of the time I think that management is lying, just to get you in.
Often, when I do this, I really only want to see the one girl and that's all that matters and it pisses me off that twice I went to Boston, for example (and I hate going to Boston) to see a girl and was assured she was there. And I was met with "she's not here, but we have plenty of girls as hot as her on tonight). That's not the point!
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