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    TMI and gross so if you're sensitive read no further.

    GAH I AM MISERABLE. I rarely get bad periods, but once every six months or so it's like my uterus is cleaning house. I don't get cramps or pain, but I woke up this morning only to find I had bled through my tampon and my pajamas. My interstitial cystitis and kidneys are flaring up so in addition to bleeding to death, my entire urinary system hurts... very similar to UTI pain, only more burning involved. I'm totally used to the flare ups but jesus christ- do I have to bleed to death this month too while it's in a bad cycle? It hurts so much I would love to reach up there and rip the whole system out with my bare hands- hurt so much to pee this morning that I gagged.

    F MY LIFE UGGGGGH.

    Sorry. Carry on.

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    I hate periods like this - it's why I'm on birth control. I'd get 2 a year, lasting a fortnight. And I'd just BLEED AND BLEED.

    It's like aaaaugh why do you have to do thiiiiiis, I hate you body. Stop it. Like is there any actual NEED for you to do this when I'm wearing WHITE UNDERWEAR and sleeping on WHITE SHEETS.

    I want a divorce from my uterus.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    Default Re: Can I just be gross and bitch and moan for a second?

    Me too. Its a bad period month. I feel so gross.

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    I do not envy you; that sounds horrible. Can you take anything for your kidneys? The only medicinal knowledge I have is herbal. I don't have much experience with kidneys, but if you want, ill drag all my books out, and see what's up.

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    Default Re: Can I just be gross and bitch and moan for a second?

    Speaking of periods, where the Hell is mine? It's five days late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daniella_maria View Post
    I do not envy you; that sounds horrible. Can you take anything for your kidneys? The only medicinal knowledge I have is herbal. I don't have much experience with kidneys, but if you want, ill drag all my books out, and see what's up.
    I've got a diagnosis and a management program. I'm actually in remission, but the damage that has been done is irreversible. I've had surgeries, and I was lucky to escape without a transplant. I still have Hunner's Ulcers in my bladder, albeit they are better than they were ten years ago. I can't do a lot of herbal stuff, my system is very, very delicate and the tiniest thing will flip it out. I appreciate it though.

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    Default Re: Can I just be gross and bitch and moan for a second?

    Okay.

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    ^^ Oh and derr, I take Elmiron, Detrol LA, steroids when needed, low dose antibiotics when needed and follow a diet, hence the can't do most herbal things. Drives me nuts when people tell me to drink cranberry- Hunner's Ulcers + cranberry = apocalyptic. I'm one of the lucky low 5-10% with them. Pictures from the surgery were interesting for sure.

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    That's alot of drugs, wow, holy crap. I can see why you shy away from herbs. Can you drink mint or chammomile tea? Both are very mild, and really good for just about every part of your body. They may help with your period, and shouldn't interact with what you're already doing.

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    ^^ Yeah, I can do mint and chamomile. I'm totally into chamomile. And it's a lot of medication but it's damn better than a transplant or peeing into a bag. I just feel the need to piss and moan sometimes- no pun intended.

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    that sounds awful. i can only relate to having to take a lot of meds...which i hate doing but have to...i even have the pill case for the week. yeah, i roll old lady style.

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    I understand about the periods. I get Surprise! periods at such random times lasting for who knows how long. However, I can guarantee the appearance of my period, any day of the month I choose, by

    1) wearing a new pair of undies. The severity of the period is in direct correlation to the cuteness and amount of light colors in the undies.

    2) going out in public with light colored jeans on and a shirt that doesn't go farther down than my waist area

    3) going to my friend's house. Never fails, within 1 hour of being in his house I start my period.

    Do heatpads or thermacare pads work for you? Hope you get to feeling better. Hugs.

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    ^^ My periods aren't painful- but the ulcers are. I use a heating pad on my back for the renal pain. I'm just like UGH PAIN UGH GROSS PERIOD BLOOD WTF. Welcome to my own personal hell, haha. Thankfully the urethral spasms have calmed down a bit and at this point I am only peeing every hour as opposed every ten minutes.

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    ugh fuck periods in general. mine usually come in the middle of the night and im one grumpy bitch if i have to wake up for anything let alone to clean myself up and deal with the sheets. i have my period panties cause seriously i always bleed through...i feel like someone who doens't know what is up with handling their periods but no matter how diligent i am it still gets me. i have gastritis so when i get cramps its like my abdomen needs to be removed. starting period soon and am pms'ing, i have a love/hate relationship with my vagina (oh how you give me pleasure yet pain and make me money at the same time) haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubyredlipsss View Post
    that sounds awful. i can only relate to having to take a lot of meds...which i hate doing but have to...i even have the pill case for the week. yeah, i roll old lady style.
    I can relate to this as well. I have to take about 20 pills a DAY (including vitamins) for my condition. My nightstand looks like an 80 yr olds with all the prescription bottles. Ugh. But better then the alternative, which is death since my condition is fatal if untreated.

    Can you do what I do and take BC pills continuously so you dont get your period? Or can you not do hormonal BC? I get mine like 3 times a yr(sometimes even with the pills the bleeding breaks through and I get cramps so I just let it come then). Its awesome not having to deal with that every month!

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    Mediocrity, have you heard about D-Mannose? Its a simple sugar

    I suffered from chronic UTIs for years and especially at period time. I take it every day, haven't had a UTI in years. Worth a mention

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starmaker View Post
    Mediocrity, have you heard about D-Mannose? Its a simple sugar

    I suffered from chronic UTIs for years and especially at period time. I take it every day, haven't had a UTI in years. Worth a mention
    Tried it, ten years ago. When I get UTIs, they often aren't simple UTIs. I have what are called Hunner's Ulcers over 95% of my bladder wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    I can relate to this as well. I have to take about 20 pills a DAY (including vitamins) for my condition. My nightstand looks like an 80 yr olds with all the prescription bottles. Ugh. But better then the alternative, which is death since my condition is fatal if untreated.

    Can you do what I do and take BC pills continuously so you dont get your period? Or can you not do hormonal BC? I get mine like 3 times a yr(sometimes even with the pills the bleeding breaks through and I get cramps so I just let it come then). Its awesome not having to deal with that every month!
    I've considered it- I already have a Paragard IUD but I may double up for this exact reason. Periods are just gross man. And who gets infections from their own menstrual blood I mean did I win the shitty urinary system lottery? I'm due for another surgery... I've just been putting it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Tried it, ten years ago. When I get UTIs, they often are simple UTIs. I have what are called Hunner's Ulcers over 95% of my bladder wall.

    GROSS PICTURE BELOW:

    I feel so bad for going "OH COOOOOOL" when I saw this. But my last year of 6th form I actively volunteered with desperate earnesty to be the one that got to dissect rats infront of 10 year olds so this is normal behaviour for me. I know what Hunner's ulcers are and Jesus shit, girl. The thought makes my kidneys cringe. An odd sensation.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    Sorry hun that's sounds awful. Isn't it bad for u to sleep with a tampon in? I've always been terrified of TSS.
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    ^^ Nah. Use the lowest absorbency for your needs and you can sleep up to eigt hours with one in. I've never had a problem. Then again I only get heavy periods like twice a year, rest of the time they are very mild, and I count my lucky stars I don't get cramps.

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    Yeah I've slept with tampons in for years. (well...I've DONE it for yrs, not left them in for yrs lolol) and been just fine. Drs have said that as long as its for @ 8 hrs and not like left in all day too, its fine.

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    Oh ok cool. I've only slept with one in once when I couldn't get it out coz I cut the string off for work and it didn't come out until I had a poo the next day LOL.
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    ^seriously dying of laughter over here. hahahahahaha.

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    Mediocrity-

    I have two close friends who deal with kidney issues and it's not fun. It sounds like you're doing the right things for your condition. Are painkillers out of the question?

    I don't have kidney issues, but my periods have been bad since I was 10 1/2 years old. Yup, since day one. Got my first fibroid at 23. And I've had all kinds of unpredictable, long, bloody, smelly cycles. I am now on a BC that has literally changed my life for the better. I know I can't stay on them forever, but for now (and until June at my next obgyn appt.) I feel like I am healthy and strong.

    I'm glad this doesn't happen to you so often. Oh and yeah, the pic was kinda cool. I saved the pic of the two fibroids that were taken out of me 12 years ago, but they are old school polaroids. They looked like baked potatoes w/ salsa.
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