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    Default Robert Pattinson is allergic to vagina.

    http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/02...likes-his-dog/

    If CNN ever interviews me, you bet your ass I am not going to say something that ridiculous.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    Default Re: Robert Pattinson is allergic to vagina.

    I read that. I thought it was hilarious.

    He's actually very nice in person.

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    Default Re: Robert Pattinson is allergic to vagina.

    Quote Originally Posted by hello-kitty View Post
    Is he sexy in person, I just have to ask?
    I thought he was way more attractive in person than on television personally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I thought he was way more attractive in person than on television personally.
    Oh I'm sorry, YOU'VE MET HIM? Brb, ridding myself of the urge to hate you.

    I don't like the movies, or the books. At all. But... damn. I would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sxcbbw View Post
    Oh I'm sorry, YOU'VE MET HIM? Brb, ridding myself of the urge to hate you.

    I don't like the movies, or the books. At all. But... damn. I would.


    There's my account of it. It was pretty incredible and I was a clueless jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    http://vivalasdancers.blogspot.com/2...aces-when.html

    There's my account of it. It was pretty incredible and I was a clueless jerk.
    /weep.
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    Default Re: Robert Pattinson is allergic to vagina.

    It's an old Irish Joke "I hate Vagina, I'm allergic to Vagina, I swell up every time I see a Vagina". He mis-judged his audience, probably. Most American's wouldn't recognize that joke, and then not really get the humor he was going for...

    "I really hate vaginas," he said. "I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

    Anyway, he seems a very strange fellow for sure....



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    It's an old Irish Joke "I hate Vagina, I'm allergic to Vagina, I swell up every time I see a Vagina". He mis-judged his audience, probably. Most American's wouldn't recognize that joke, and then not really get the humor he was going for...

    "I really hate vaginas," he said. "I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

    Anyway, he seems a very strange fellow for sure....
    I've been in Ireland since I was born, and I've never heard that He seems mad eccentric, someone buy him a top hat.
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    Really? That's so surprising. I'm from Newfoundland and I've heard it often...and known many Irish people who used that one when their drunk. Guess it's not as common as I thought.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    Really? That's so surprising. I'm from Newfoundland and I've heard it often...and known many Irish people who used that one when their drunk. Guess it's not as common as I thought.
    It could just be the crowd I hang out with - but damn, I am totally telling people about this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    http://vivalasdancers.blogspot.com/2...aces-when.html

    There's my account of it. It was pretty incredible and I was a clueless jerk.

    So....you're telling me you met Robert Pattinson while you were dancing. He complimented you, and wanted to get in touch with you outside the club? .........Seriously?

    That's really, very awesome.

    But make sure the Twilight fans (Twi-hards) don't find out ....they'll track you down and rip you into a billion pieces!....y'know, for stealing their Edward and all....



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    Default Re: Robert Pattinson is allergic to vagina.

    *rubs self with glitter*

    SHE'S LYING. SHE'S LYING. HE ONLY LOVES BELLA. BAWWWWW.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    So....you're telling me you met Robert Pattinson while you were dancing. He complimented you, and wanted to get in touch with you outside the club? .........Seriously?

    That's really, very awesome.

    But make sure the Twilight fans (Twi-hards) don't find out ....they'll track you down and rip you into a billion pieces!....y'know, for stealing their Edward and all....
    Yup. It was really random. I've met/danced for/hung out with a lot of famous people in the last eight years, mostly in ATL and LV. I haven't spoken to him since, nor did I have any romantic interaction with him or vice versa. Just some good conversation, we had a lot in common. If you notice the time stamp on that entry, I wrote it right when I got home that morning.

    Gosh I can't believe that was nearly a year ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sxcbbw View Post
    *rubs self with glitter*

    SHE'S LYING. SHE'S LYING. HE ONLY LOVES BELLA. BAWWWWW.
    HAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!! OMG! Note to self: Do not read SW while drinking....keyboard will not appreciate it....



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    HAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!! OMG! Note to self: Do not read SW while drinking....keyboard will not appreciate it....
    Don't ever read "My life is Twilight", the website. It's like "FML" but twilight related.

    It's all chicks that are like TODAY I GOT MY BOYFRIEND TO RUB ICE ON HIS MOUTH AND I CALLED HIM EDWARD WHILE WE KISSED AND HE WAS OKAY WITH THAT. MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT!
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    Default Re: Robert Pattinson is allergic to vagina.

    ^^ I was seeing someone at the time, I believe. Plus I think I am hella desensitised- I dated someone fairly well known for about ten months. I wish I had gotten some form of contact info though. He's really cool.

    By the way if you ever have the pleasure of dancing for him, he is a RIDICULOUS tipper.

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