I don't valet. I like to park my own car. Yes, I do pay a cover sometimes. But, I've discovered that if I just walk in like I'm supposed to be there they often won't ask me to pay a cover.
I said I do tip at the stage sometimes. But, I don't let them rub all over me.
No STDs so far thank you for asking. But, I always carry a condom in my sock. You never know where the day may lead. What makes you think they're drunk? Do you get drunk on the job?
Interesting. I do have a number of tattoos (I used to be in that business) and I play guitar as well. If by femme you mean dresses well, that is totally me. As for being thin, I wouldn't call myself thin anymore. But, I'll post a full body pic and you can judge for your self. Let's see if this works.
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^ Ha! I bet Penny is converted and is all moist over you. And I am pretty sure she doesn't get moist over just any random SCJ. Good job
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
To be fair, perhaps you're just good at attracting the kind of women (it doesn't really matter that she's a stripper...women are women) who like to fuck men in parking lots. It's sounds a bit ridiculous, but that's just fine. It's easy to react defensively to such an assertion (especially for us SWebbers, since we tend to be a more intelligent/high hustling group), so it's not surprising that you aren't getting many OMG I WANNA FUKK U RITE NOW! responses. But I suppose, if everyone's happy, then keep doin your thang.
I think your appeal has much less to do with your appearance (sorry), and probably has more to do with your persona. Everyone is 'just the right type' for certain other types, and maybe you're just good at recognizing the kind of woman who is into you and working her accordingly.
What's this thread even about, anyway?





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I've been away for a couple of hours and we're now up to 3 pages of this s**t??!!
Why are we still even giving this the time of day.....?? Oh yeah - sorry...it's Sunday - and there's nothing good on TV.
My original observation was Cad, Bounder, Flake, Wide-Boy and Sad-Act. My opinion hasn't changed although I would add Narcissist to these.
I really can't think of anything more accurate to add to be honest. I reckon I got it right first time around.
Now - 'Predatur' has just started on the TV - so I'm outta here!
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"Good Girls keep diaries....Bad Girls don't have the time..!!"

What makes me think they're drunk? Drunk strippers are primarily the ones who do not treat their occupation as a business but as some place to hook up with their Significant Other Loser.
I don't drink on the job although many a stripper will allow you to pay $15 for their ice water.
17 dancers and 3 bartenders and NO STDs even though condoms do not prevent the spread of all STDs? Bullshit.
And get this: you're not only fucking her. You're fucking everybody she fucked. Do you think they all wore condoms?
Ladies: He doesn't valet, he doesn't pay cover, he doesn't buy drinks, periodically tips the girls on stage, talks to dancers for hours without buying dances or drinks. What clubs have you ever worked at where this is allowed and the person was not the owner or the owner's son? These guys are the reason there is the two drink minimum.
48? Mid-life crisis time for some.
LOL!!!! This guy is good for jokes. I hope he writes a book. I'll look for it in the fantasy section.
I know I'm not the best looking guy on the block. But, I do have a few things going for me. I'm tall, not too heavy and still have all my hair. I also have a dry wit and ball busting sense of humor. I probably turn off 80% of the women that see me. But, the other 20% are like "HELL YEAH DO ME IN THE BACK SEAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
I think any woman may go a little crazy like that when she meets a man that really does it for her. I also think it's attractive for a woman to just not give a shit what anyone thinks and do what she wants, what she's feeling in the moment. Which is probably why I like dancers. So much confidence. Most women are too concerned about what others might think.

Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
^ Lol.
'YAWNS" ... -_- ZZZZZzzzzzz



Note he's doing everything to NOT be a customer.
Life of the party types with personalities certainly in RL can certainly attract women, and probably doesn't hurt in clubs,, but his dogmatic DON'T SPEND ANYTHING claims seem a bit odd, it fits in with this "never become their customer" hype the PUA guys use on strippers.
Maybe the guy is a "natural" , he is just this way, hard to know.
Assuming he's telling the truth, even it you interpret it as, well he meets just the "right types" for him, beyond his height and maybe outgoing personality, it still doesn't do much to explain how a no pay/no drink cheap guy (cause he says he's not broke) can attract this much attention, with 17 dancers in 2 years and who knows what else?.
^ Shhhhh...I was just trying to be 'fair.' Now you've blown my cover!!![]()




[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"Good Girls keep diaries....Bad Girls don't have the time..!!"
Strip clubs and college bars?
In my opinion you seem to go to places the women may drink too much and maybe other activities as well.. So yeah, their defences are down and they are going to be more "open" sexually.
And no, not all strippers drink at work. I definitely do not, but I know many of the girls I work with do (and other substances). Non strippers also drink too much and party as well, but at the bars you frequent you are surrounding yourself with these types of women.
Good for you for being a playboy or whatever you are.. but these hookups lack depth and eventually your number will be up for an std or something negative from the multiple random women you are sleeping with. But everybody's different and as long as you are enjoying your life and not taking advantage of any of these women, then I guess you're good.
Good luck.





I love this.
My type is tall, in great shape, beautiful eyes, good hair, excellent dresser and has a big sexy brain.
I am an exotic dancer.
OMGZ PENNY WE HAZ DIFFERNTIAL IN TEH HYPOTHESES.
Oh and OP if anyone ever shoved me off of their lap I'd smack them into next week. This is proving to me that these types of methods only work on stupid girls.
So maybe you're just the right type.. for morons.
I don't know anything about not being a customer. I go in, buy a drink for myself and have fun talking to the dancers, bartenders, bouncers, manager, DJ waitresses or who ever. I should mention that I do sometimes pay for a drink. But, I pick the drink and it's always something most girls won't like (a rusty nail LOL) and I get to drink it myself. Sometimes the manager or DJ or bartender or a dancer wants to buy me a drink because they like me. Or because they lost a bar bet to me LOL.
I tell every dancer if they want to make money they should talk to someone else. That I'm not spending any, but if they want to hang around and have fun they're welcome to join me.
Like I said, I jack with people. I'm fun and playful. I'll call a dancer a nerd or a geek. I'll tell them I'm a loser with no money and they'd be better off if they left me alone. I'll say things like "I'm starting to get turned on. Maybe you should leave now" and she'll be all over me. I'll tell them to go and sit with the guy wearing $2000 watch, but they won't go. LOL
It's seems like the bigger asshole I am the more they want to be with me and I just don't get it. That's what I guess I'm really asking about.
Ennnnhhh....
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