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    I love this.

    My type is tall, in great shape, beautiful eyes, good hair, excellent dresser and has a big sexy brain.

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    I'm just wondering which part of my post was unacceptable, giving my honest opinion on the physical attractiveness of a customer who posted his picture or pointing out that I think it's disgusting to give a blowjob next to a toilet.

    Just curious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoundrel View Post
    I don't know anything about not being a customer. I go in, buy a drink for myself and have fun talking to the dancers, bartenders, bouncers, manager, DJ waitresses or who ever. I should mention that I do sometimes pay for a drink. But, I pick the drink and it's always something most girls won't like (a rusty nail LOL) and I get to drink it myself. Sometimes the manager or DJ or bartender or a dancer wants to buy me a drink because they like me. Or because they lost a bar bet to me LOL.

    I tell every dancer if they want to make money they should talk to someone else. That I'm not spending any, but if they want to hang around and have fun they're welcome to join me.

    Like I said, I jack with people. I'm fun and playful. I'll call a dancer a nerd or a geek. I'll tell them I'm a loser with no money and they'd be better off if they left me alone. I'll say things like "I'm starting to get turned on. Maybe you should leave now" and she'll be all over me. I'll tell them to go and sit with the guy wearing $2000 watch, but they won't go. LOL

    It's seems like the bigger asshole I am the more they want to be with me and I just don't get it. That's what I guess I'm really asking about.

    Well you sound like the typical huge douchebag customer that thinks they are "too good to get dances"

    Usually when guys say the things that you are saying at a strip club, my automatic thought is well he must have money, but doesn't give it up easily. More often than not, guys like you end up spending a ton of money on me. For example, if you offered to buy me a drink, I would order a Johnny Walker Blue just to be a bitch. I would do it so nonchalantly, you wouldn't realize it until you got the bill. By that time, I would just wink and walk away.
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    You can say that again.. not just on here but men in general. Guys are so damn lame, the only way they can halfway make up for it is by opening their wallets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoundrel View Post
    I tell every dancer if they want to make money they should talk to someone else. That I'm not spending any, but if they want to hang around and have fun they're welcome to join me.

    Like I said, I jack with people.
    Yes, telling dancers the money is elsewhere is a great strategy. That could work if you were a stud. Sadly, you are a goofball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scoundrel View Post
    i don't know anything about not being a customer. I go in, buy a drink for myself and have fun talking to the dancers, bartenders, bouncers, manager, dj waitresses or who ever. I should mention that i do sometimes pay for a drink. But, i pick the drink and it's always something most girls won't like (a rusty nail lol) and i get to drink it myself. Sometimes the manager or dj or bartender or a dancer wants to buy me a drink because they like me. Or because they lost a bar bet to me lol.

    I tell every dancer if they want to make money they should talk to someone else. That i'm not spending any, but if they want to hang around and have fun they're welcome to join me.

    Like i said, i jack with people. I'm fun and playful. I'll call a dancer a nerd or a geek. I'll tell them i'm a loser with no money and they'd be better off if they left me alone. I'll say things like "i'm starting to get turned on. Maybe you should leave now" and she'll be all over me. I'll tell them to go and sit with the guy wearing $2000 watch, but they won't go. Lol

    it's seems like the bigger asshole i am the more they want to be with me and i just don't get it. That's what i guess i'm really asking about.



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    Believe what you want. But, I never buy drinks for women unless it's for my own entertainment. I never buy dances and I tell them flat out I'm not spending any money on them. I even get other people in the bar to confirm it like the bartender.

    You are all right. None of you need an asshole like me. That's why I'm so curious as to why I do so well.

    I'll tell you the truth because I have nothing to hide. I work as a security guard and make $450 a week. But, I also get a free apartment. I also have bad teeth. But it doesn't matter. It blows my mind that I get laid at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoundrel View Post
    I'll tell you the truth because I have nothing to hide. I work as a security guard and make $450 a week. But, I also get a free apartment. I also have bad teeth. But it doesn't matter. It blows my mind that I get laid at all.
    Well, PT Barnum said there is a sucker born every minute...
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    The thing I want to know is....

    how much blow do you go through in your endeavors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    The thing I want to know is....

    how much blow do you go through in your endeavors?
    Haha No drugs. I have to take piss tests for my job.

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    HORNDOG (source urban dictionary a composite from 2 definitions)

    "The equivalent term of bitch for a man. "

    "An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
    The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and c...t combined."

    Its possible you are (or act like) more of a HORNDOG, rather than being (or acting like) an asshole. As one example you freely admit being broke to these women, and actually admit they will make more from other customers. You must be putting out a horndog vibe. Most assholes are horndogs, but i don't think its the asshole part that attracts women, I think its the horndog vibe. Bill Clinton was an asshole, but he was more of a horndogy, thus he attracted alot of womenl

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoast101 View Post
    HORNDOG (source urban dictionary a composite from 2 definitions)

    "The equivalent term of bitch for a man. "

    "An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
    The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and c...t combined."

    Its possible you are (or act like) more of a HORNDOG, rather than being (or acting like) an asshole. As one example you freely admit being broke to these women, and actually admit they will make more from other customers. You must be putting out a horndog vibe. Most assholes are horndogs, but i don't think its the asshole part that attracts women, I think its the horndog vibe. Bill Clinton was an asshole, but he was more of a horndogy, thus he attracted alot of womenl
    Bill Clinton is an ALPHA male. He displays all the qualities of a leader. I wouldn't suggest I'm anywhere near as cool as Bill. He's the true MACK.

    Have you seen the film "Swingers?" I'm a lot like Trent played by Vince Vaughn.

    Here's a clip on you tube. I'm not this far over the top but you may get the idea.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTPxEwfNTJc

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Penny, I am not worthy of you either ITC or OTC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    ^ Ha! I bet Penny is converted and is all moist over you. And I am pretty sure she doesn't get moist over just any random SCJ. Good job

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Yes, telling dancers the money is elsewhere is a great strategy. That could work if you were a stud. Sadly, you are a goofball.

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    LOL, another one of my favorite words...doesn't get used nearly enough nowadays...
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    earlier post today was in error, it was urban dictiionary definition of 'asshole" not "horndog"

    Definition should have read as follows:

    "ASSHOLE"(source urban dictionary a composite from 2 definitions)

    "The equivalent term of bitch for a man. "

    "An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
    The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and c...t combined."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoundrel View Post
    I tell every dancer if they want to make money they should talk to someone else. That I'm not spending any, but if they want to hang around and have fun they're welcome to join me.
    So I guess you don't tip waiters, valet drivers, bartenders, hair dressers, cab drivers, pizza delivery drivers, etc. either huh?

    Oh wait... you probably do. I wonder why. Is it because they're doing a job for you?

    So, let me guess, that means you don't view what we do as a job. Or maybe you validate it by thinking if we don't DANCE for YOU then we aren't doing our job for you? Nevermind when you watch a girl on stage or ogle her when she walks by or whatever.

    Those dancers are working for you for free and if you are enjoying them -at all- you should tip them.

    You should feel just as guilty about not tipping the GIRL DANCING NAKED as you should any of the earlier mentioned people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    So I guess you don't tip waiters, valet drivers, bartenders, hair dressers, cab drivers, pizza delivery drivers, etc. either huh?

    Oh wait... you probably do. I wonder why. Is it because they're doing a job for you?

    So, let me guess, that means you don't view what we do as a job. Or maybe you validate it by thinking if we don't DANCE for YOU then we aren't doing our job for you? Nevermind when you watch a girl on stage or ogle her when she walks by or whatever.

    Those dancers are working for you for free and if you are enjoying them -at all- you should tip them.

    You should feel just as guilty about not tipping the GIRL DANCING NAKED as you should any of the earlier mentioned people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    So I guess you don't tip waiters, valet drivers, bartenders, hair dressers, cab drivers, pizza delivery drivers, etc. either huh?

    Oh wait... you probably do. I wonder why. Is it because they're doing a job for you?

    So, let me guess, that means you don't view what we do as a job. Or maybe you validate it by thinking if we don't DANCE for YOU then we aren't doing our job for you? Nevermind when you watch a girl on stage or ogle her when she walks by or whatever.

    Those dancers are working for you for free and if you are enjoying them -at all- you should tip them.

    You should feel just as guilty about not tipping the GIRL DANCING NAKED as you should any of the earlier mentioned people.
    I tip waiters 15%. I tip bartenders a dollar for each round. I never valet park, I never take cabs and I never order pizza. I said I tip at the stage, but I don't buy dances. I also don't force dancers to sit and talk to me.

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    The answer to your question is no. You are not the right type. I have no idea why a chick would want to fuck you. Perhaps you are experienced at spiking their tap water with GHB?

    I am one of the horniest sex-crazed bitches I know and I would never ever dream of sleeping with Johnny Depp (my favourite) if he was cheap as you. You are the type of guy I "accidently" stiletto in the head because I am "tipsy"...opsy...

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    LOL I like this guy, whether he is telling the truth or not.

    I can believe that strippers will have sex with a customer who doesn't spend - if they are attracted to him business is irrelevant. I do wonder though what standard of attractiveness the strippers he gets are. He tips at the stage so he's not freeloading.

    Truth is anyone would go with somebody who has character, charm and good looks regardless of what type they are normally attracted to. Often you don't know until you meet the person whether you like their "type". Personality makes a lot of difference, so you can't judge from his photo.

    I would say this is what he means by "am I the type". He is not talking about whether he has your preferred type of build or personality. However, I don't know why he thinks strippers would be different in this regard to non-strippers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopper View Post
    LOL I like this guy, whether he is telling the truth or not.

    I can believe that strippers will have sex with a customer who doesn't spend - if they are attracted to him business is irrelevant. I do wonder though what standard of attractiveness the strippers he gets are. He tips at the stage so he's not freeloading.

    Truth is anyone would go with somebody who has character, charm and good looks regardless of what type they are normally attracted to. Often you don't know until you meet the person whether you like their "type". Personality makes a lot of difference, so you can't judge from his photo.

    I would say this is what he means by "am I the type". He is not talking about whether he has your preferred type of build or personality. However, I don't know why he thinks strippers would be different in this regard to non-strippers.
    Standard of attractiveness. Was the pic I posted before not enough? That young lady isn't a dancer, but she is typical of the physical attributes I find attractive. I like tall, lanky women.

    I'm not saying I can walk into any strip club, set my sights on one girl and have her. It doesn't work that way. This isn't hunting. It's more like fishing. I walk in, dangle my bait and wait for a nibble. If a woman doesn't like me I can't change her mind. But, if she does like me I know how to NOT screw it up.
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    Tall, lanky women?

    I'm running for the the hills.

    ..I also bet I myself could tempt the Pope into a fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Tall, lanky women?

    I'm running for the the hills.

    ..I also bet I myself could tempt the Pope into a fight.
    Now why is it a woman can post something like this and get cheers but if it comes from a man he's bragging?

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    ^^ WTF are you even talking about? I was making a joke about westcoast's stupid ass horndog definition.

    AND ZOMG STOP USING HORNDOG IT IS SO STUPID.

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    this thread is defiantly entertaining.
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