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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    ^^ WTF are you even talking about? I was making a joke about westcoast's stupid ass horndog definition.

    AND ZOMG STOP USING HORNDOG IT IS SO STUPID.

    What I'm talking about is your statement about tempting the pope. I hear women say things like that often and no one ever says they're bragging. But, if a man says he could tempt Mother Teresa he's a braggart.

    I've been accused of bragging throughout this thread. But, I'm simply stating the facts. I have had sex with a number of young, attractive exotic dancers. This is the truth not a brag.

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    ^^ The pope statement was in that dumb ass definition.

    And you know, somehow I don't doubt it- I work with a lot of idiots when I am called in. A few of them would probably hit that just because. I myself, would not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoast101 View Post
    You are pushing the bullshit meter here very high.
    This sounds like bullshit to me, too... I'm calling his bluff.

    This dude sounds like he read some of that "how to pickup a stripper" BS on the internet and is fishing on this thread for verification that it works, hoping to find dancers that say - "Oh yeah, I've gone home with guys like you... I can't help falling for your type."

    Scoundrel - Tell you what,... I'm calling your bluff... Since you're in Texas and I am, too,... I'll meet you at a SC and observe you mesmerizing the dancers. If you're for real and the dancers love you (for free), I'll verify it to all here on this thread - that you're a really cool dude that dancers adore. If you fail to swoon a single dancer - you buy me a VIP hour with the dancer of my choice... deal?

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    ^^ Do it on one of my call-in nights so I can observe from afar, Jack!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    This sounds like bullshit to me, too... I'm calling his bluff.

    This dude sounds like he read some of that "how to pickup a stripper" BS on the internet and is fishing on this thread for verification that it works, hoping to find dancers that say - "Oh yeah, I've gone home with guys like you... I can't help falling for your type."

    Scoundrel - Tell you what,... I'm calling your bluff... Since you're in Texas and I am, too,... I'll meet you at a SC and observe you mesmerizing the dancers. If you're for real and the dancers love you (for free), I'll verify it to all here on this thread - that you're a really cool dude that dancers adore. If you fail to swoon a single dancer - you buy me a VIP hour with the dancer of my choice... deal?
    I'm in West Texas, Close to Midland. There is only one SC within 100 miles of where I live. It's Jaguars Gold Club in Odessa. It's a $20 cover and BYOB. If you want to come I'll share a bottle of 1800 with you. But, you have to get your own shot glass because I don't know what kind of cooties you may have.

    But, you have to stay out of my way. You cannot talk to any of the dancers about me at all.

    As I said, This isn't hunting. I can't just walk in a pick any girl in the place. I can only get one that's interested in me. However, even if I don't pull you'll still see that it could happen. I really am a fun, cool guy to hand out with. I like people in general.

    I work nights. 9PM to 4AM six days a week. We'll have to plan what we go night carefully. Shall I PM you my phone number?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    ^^ The pope statement was in that dumb ass definition.

    And you know, somehow I don't doubt it- I work with a lot of idiots when I am called in. A few of them would probably hit that just because. I myself, would not.
    I misunderstood. Sorry about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    Scoundrel - Tell you what,... I'm calling your bluff... Since you're in Texas and I am, too,... I'll meet you at a SC and observe you mesmerizing the dancers. If you're for real and the dancers love you (for free), I'll verify it to all here on this thread - that you're a really cool dude that dancers adore. If you fail to swoon a single dancer - you buy me a VIP hour with the dancer of my choice... deal?
    I would leave to hear how this turns out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola_sinn View Post
    I would leave to hear how this turns out!
    ^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoundrel View Post
    I'm in West Texas, Close to Midland.
    Midland?... I'm not driving 8 hours to Midland... Pick any major city in Texas - Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, San Antonio or Houston.

    You would make Med happy if you picked Austin...

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    ^^ Oh Jack, you know no one appreciates a good train wreck as much as myself. That would make my year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    Midland?... I'm not driving 8 hours to Midland... Pick any major city in Texas - Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, San Antonio or Houston.

    LOL, Dude, don't call somebody out and then wuss out...Texas is a big state. I know that and I don't even live there...

    If this guy is getting laid it's because he is probably the only thing with a penis and a job for miles...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    This dude sounds like he read some of that "how to pickup a stripper" BS on the internet and is fishing on this thread for verification that it works, hoping to find dancers that say - "Oh yeah, I've gone home with guys like you... I can't help falling for your type."

    I WAS SO GOING TO POST THIS! I keep a copy of the Stripper Secrets book I downloaded in my 'Stripper Bible' for laughs when it's slow and to school newbie girls who fall for that shit. Seriously, some of the lines our dear Scoundrel has posted are like ... right out of the book.

    I was having a really bad day until I discovered this thread. Endless entertainment to be had here...
    "The mood is important. You can't get a lady with force.
    ...sweet things alone are not enough. Seduce me with more fire."

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    LOL, Dude, don't call somebody out and then wuss out...Texas is a big state. I know that and I don't even live there...
    I don't believe he lives in Midland. Only 2 or 3 people live in Midland, so what are the chances?

    My guess is that he saw from my posts that I live in Houston, and picked the farthest point.

    Anyway, assuming he's for real, Scoundrel needs to try running his "game" in the big city league.

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    Hello, I have this problem.
    You see... I can't seem to pry you bitches off my dick. In fact. There's one under my desk right now trying to suck me off.
    I just thought you'd all like to know that I am the sexiest man alive and every woman I meet is willing to fuck me.
    Thoughts? Opinions?
    [PS. Just because random women suck my dick in club bathrooms and fuck me in the parking lot... you think all the women I fuck are whores... why would you think something like that!?!?! You don't know anything about them!]
    [PPS. Yes it is completely reasonable that I would want and have time to sit at the computer, track down stripper related message boards, and respond every third post for HOURS inbetween all this fucking I'm doing.]
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    Hello, I have this problem.
    You see... I can't seem to pry you bitches off my dick. In fact. There's one under my desk right now trying to suck me off.
    I just thought you'd all like to know that I am the sexiest man alive and every woman I meet is willing to fuck me.
    Thoughts? Opinions?
    [PS. Just because random women suck my dick in club bathrooms and fuck me in the parking lot... you think all the women I fuck are whores... why would you think something like that!?!?! You don't know anything about them!]
    [PPS. Yes it is completely reasonable that I would want and have time to sit at the computer, track down stripper related message boards, and respond every third post for HOURS inbetween all this fucking I'm doing.]
    OMG!!! I SOOO wanted to post this last comment myself!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoundrel View Post
    I'm in West Texas, Close to Midland. There is only one SC within 100 miles of where I live. It's Jaguars Gold Club in Odessa. It's a $20 cover and BYOB. If you want to come I'll share a bottle of 1800 with you. But, you have to get your own shot glass because I don't know what kind of cooties you may have.

    But, you have to stay out of my way. You cannot talk to any of the dancers about me at all.

    As I said, This isn't hunting. I can't just walk in a pick any girl in the place. I can only get one that's interested in me. However, even if I don't pull you'll still see that it could happen. I really am a fun, cool guy to hand out with. I like people in general.

    I work nights. 9PM to 4AM six days a week. We'll have to plan what we go night carefully. Shall I PM you my phone number?
    So how are you inundated with slobbering strippers? You drive 100miles to not drink and tip a few measly bucks? And you make $450 a week at 48 years old??

    Anyone I know on that budget isn't making any 200m round trip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    I don't believe he lives in Midland. Only 2 or 3 people live in Midland, so what are the chances?

    My guess is that he saw from my posts that I live in Houston, and picked the farthest point.

    Anyway, assuming he's for real, Scoundrel needs to try running his "game" in the big city league.
    I lived in Dallas/Ft. Worth all my life. I've pulled plenty out of those bars. I moved to Big Spring (about 30 minutes East of Midland) just after the first of the year for my job.

    There are 129,000 people in Midland and another 96,000 in Odessa. Small by Houston standards, but as cities go it's a respectable number of people. Also this is oil country. There is plenty of money around.

    You called me out and I'm willing to show you. But, I'm a man of limited means and can't afford to travel or take time off from work. If you want to see me in action you have to come to where I am.

    I said before that I'm aware of PUA. But, I don't follow it. I am what those guys call a natural. If anything I say or do resembles any PUA techniques it is coincidental.

    And just so you all know, I have also dated women that have been in the business for a number of years. Two that were in their late 30s and had been at it sense they were 18.

    I don't trick these women into bed. I tell them exactly who I am and what I do. I am real with them and maybe that's what does it. I go in to have fun. That is my only agenda. I don't go in trying to get one in the sack. I just have fun with them. Yes, I tease them and poke fun at them. They don't get more than a few bucks out of me because that's all I have. Any "tricks" I may use I learned from dancers themselves. It can work both ways ladies.

    However, there is one book I read and learned a great deal about dancers from. It's called "Bare: The Naked Truth About Stripping" by Elisabeth Eaves. Very interesting reading. Find it on Amazon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    I don't believe he lives in Midland. Only 2 or 3 people live in Midland, so what are the chances?

    My guess is that he saw from my posts that I live in Houston, and picked the farthest point.

    Anyway, assuming he's for real, Scoundrel needs to try running his "game" in the big city league.
    Jack, your the one who is starting to sound silly now. He doesn't "need" to do anything. You calling him out is no better than what he is doing. It's all just internet chest pounding...
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    Currently taking votes for whether or not this thread should be closed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    So how are you inundated with slobbering strippers? You drive 100miles to not drink and tip a few measly bucks? And you make $450 a week at 48 years old??

    Anyone I know on that budget isn't making any 200m round trip.
    he said "within" 100 milles and apparently in his case its about 20 miles (Odessa to Midland), apparently just nothing the next 80 miles.

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    This guy is not doing the usual hit and run I've noticed on many of these controversial type OP (1st time posting) "questions". He's actually responding to each question in here., with a farily high degree of detail.

    If its simply a PUA guy doing a test drive, with for example a fake pictures etc, then its exceptoinally well done.

    I say 90% chances its legit, maybe overhyping things a bit, but the bulk of it likely true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    So how are you inundated with slobbering strippers? You drive 100miles to not drink and tip a few measly bucks? And you make $450 a week at 48 years old??

    Anyone I know on that budget isn't making any 200m round trip.
    I never said I have I have "slobbering strippers." I said I have had sex with a number of exotic dancers that I met while they were working.

    Jaguars in Odessa is the only the only SC WITHIN 100 miles. Not 100 miles away from me. There is also a Jaguars in Abilene and another SC up in Lubbock. I have not been to these bars as both are too far away.

    Yes, I make $450 a week and have a free apartment. I am a security guard. After paying taxes it comes down to about $335. There is no state income tax in Texas. Yes I am 48 years old as of Feb. 7 of this year. I just had a birthday.

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    ^Jesus the sandwich artist at subway makes more than that in Australia.

    There's this lovely Indian guy that works at subway near my work and comes in and gets private dances from me. I once fucked him in the parking lot....

    oh wait. No I didn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scoundrel View Post
    I never said I have I have "slobbering strippers." I said I have had sex with a number of exotic dancers that I met while they were working.

    Jaguars in Odessa is the only the only SC WITHIN 100 miles. Not 100 miles away from me. There is also a Jaguars in Abilene and another SC up in Lubbock. I have not been to these bars as both are too far away.

    Yes, I make $450 a week and have a free apartment. I am a security guard. After paying taxes it comes down to about $335. There is no state income tax in Texas. Yes I am 48 years old as of Feb. 7 of this year. I just had a birthday.
    Dude my 24 year old boyfriend makes more than double that of off his side businesses. Aaaand you kinda did sound like Desuvs broke down for us above.

    OMGZ I HAZ SO MUCH $TRIPPAH P00N. HAZ THEY ALL THE SAME TAYSTE IN MENZ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Jack, your the one who is starting to sound silly now. He doesn't "need" to do anything. You calling him out is no better than what he is doing. It's all just internet chest pounding...
    I'm NOT driving 8 hours to Midland.... UNLESS I pickup Med along the way and she comes with me...

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