Hello, I have this problem.
You see... I can't seem to pry you bitches off my dick. In fact. There's one under my desk right now trying to suck me off.
I just thought you'd all like to know that I am the sexiest man alive and every woman I meet is willing to fuck me.
Thoughts? Opinions?
[PS. Just because random women suck my dick in club bathrooms and fuck me in the parking lot... you think all the women I fuck are whores... why would you think something like that!?!?! You don't know anything about them!]
[PPS. Yes it is completely reasonable that I would want and have time to sit at the computer, track down stripper related message boards, and respond every third post for HOURS inbetween all this fucking I'm doing.]
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