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    I'm saddened that this is the best they can offer to compliment such a masterpiece. I mean this in all honesty as I adored the original Verhoeven (Basic Instinct, Total Recall, RoboCop) production with its flawless ineptitude at stereotyping.

    Here's the trailer:
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    And the direct website (when their server can handle the spillage):

    http://www.showgirls2.com/


    Yes, this guy (Marc Vorlander) is actually directing it.
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    This looks bad.

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    Yeah I can't even watch the whole thing...
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    Disturbing.

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    This is a porn, right?

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    The trailer does not inspire me to check out the movie.

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    This looks like it will be one big hilarious FAIL.
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    It nearly makes low-budget pornos look good in comparison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Jessica View Post
    This looks like it will be one big hilarious FAIL.
    The original Showgirls was a FAIL that actually became a campy cult classic WIN. Showgirls 2 looks like it'll just be straight up FAIL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    The original Showgirls was a FAIL that actually became a campy cult classic WIN. Showgirls 2 looks like it'll just be straight up FAIL.
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    I love the first Showgirls!! The first time I watched it, I was like...what the fuck. But now I appreciate it for how terrible it is. Though I literally never watch the whole thing. I usually stop it before the rape scene...

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    You kinda have to walk into that movie knowing its going to be bad. It did after all kill Elizabeth Berkley's career.
    I think I'm going to watch the 2nd one just based off of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    I love the first Showgirls!! The first time I watched it, I was like...what the fuck. But now I appreciate it for how terrible it is. Though I literally never watch the whole thing. I usually stop it before the rape scene...
    I forgot there was a rape scene. The movie was so bad I couldn't finish it, so maybe I never saw that part. But looking back it might have the makings of a cult movie, it's true, being so abysmal. Like Godzilla, old Bible epics (my personal favorite cheese genre), bad science fiction, etc. The cutthroating to be the 'lead Showgirl' was funny, I do remember that.
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    That was the one thing I really hated. Totally unnecessary and frightening. I really hope they don't do that again.

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    ^ It actually would've been a good scene (in that it was realistic and doesn't glorify rape as sexy), except for the fact that it was completely inappropriate to put it in a campy/terrible movie like Showgirls.

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    I couldn't watch the whole trailer. This won't even be bad in a good way. It won't even be entertaining accidently from the looks of it. My hubby and I were just laughing at Showgirls on cable last night. Its a terrible movie, but in a good way.
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    i love the original showgirls because it's so bad...but this just looks ridiculous. it looks like a bad student version rip-off of david lynch's style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K Sweet View Post
    You kinda have to walk into that movie knowing its going to be bad. It did after all kill Elizabeth Berkley's career.
    I think I'm going to watch the 2nd one just based off of that.

    Um... yea that failed horribly.
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