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    Default Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    I know y'all have seen the FlirtyGirl Fitness commercial, right?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_RNsdx0Kro

    "It takes the world's sexiest dance moves from music videos, club dancing, even EXOTIC dancing!"

    Oh man, even EXOTIC dancing??

    This commercial came on the tv in my club the other day and the dancer sitting next to me and I were watching and making jokes and I couldn't help laughing. I just pictured someone starting at a club thinking this is how strippers actually dance, including the little cowgirl-lasso thing at 0:26 and the slapping-one-ass-cheek-at-a-time "chair dance" move w/ the circular butt-wiggle.

    Also it claims you can lose 3 inches off your waistline in 10 days? That doesn't seem physically possible. Maybe I'm just not sassy/flirty enough.

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    Doode. Hilarious. Shit cracks me up whenever I watch it.

    It's just another entry in the whole "how to be a stripper without actually being a stripper" cultural trope.

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    i always crack up, my friend (not a stripper) wanted to buy this, she's obsessed with learning pole work for exercise. i dunno if she bought it but if she did i'm going to make fun of her. (we have that kind of relationship, plus she's toying with the idea of dancing...i told her it'll kick her ass into shape...and she'll get paid) i can't imagine losing that much weight with that...dancing is way more intensive and it seems difficult to lose 3 inches in 10 days. i'm thin and it took me a month to get more toned looking dancing 3 days a week (long shifts)

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    Wtf. This is retarded.
    If "exotic" or club dancing were that good of a work out...
    I wouldn't work with so many girls with stomachs that stick out as far as their fake tits.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    Hehe. In a very mild defense of Flirty Girl, their classes in my experience are actually a very good workout- they do have pole and striptease classes and all that, but this seems to be largely a selling angle for a saturated fitness market. Especially compared to other studios I've seen that claim to be 'fitness' studios and are just jokes.

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    It's funny to me how anyone can throw together a few "sexy" dance moves and sell it for money. And what's worse is the people that actually BUY it thinking that the women on there are legit. Everyone by now should know that they are paid actors. lol.

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    I freaking hate that commercial. Btw serena, have you seen the comercial for our club? Now that's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daniella_maria View Post
    I freaking hate that commercial. Btw serena, have you seen the comercial for our club? Now that's funny.
    No, I haven't!

    *youtubes it*




    HAHAHAHA! If we're watching the same video, that's a lot of waitresses!

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    DAMN! I need to make a video! Clearly they'll buy anything we do. I'll call it Booty Clappin' for Beginners! "Get your clap on ladies! Clench that dolla! Gramma, pick it up! "
    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

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    Get our fitness pole for ONE DOLLAR!!!!!

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    Funny ^^^^^ haha!

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    DAMN! I need to make a video! Clearly they'll buy anything we do. I'll call it Booty Clappin' for Beginners! "Get your clap on ladies! Clench that dolla! Gramma, pick it up! "
    Lol! That's awesome!

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    I find this infomercial funny also. Its like the Carmen Electra video. Thats shit is hilarious also. I could just inagine giving a lap dance like that.

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    I think some of the new girls at my club bought this DVD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    DAMN! I need to make a video! Clearly they'll buy anything we do. I'll call it Booty Clappin' for Beginners! "Get your clap on ladies! Clench that dolla! Gramma, pick it up! "




    this commercial is on right now as i'm typing...don't forget the booty beat bonus dvd

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    The smack it love it at about 1:20 made me shoot chili out of my nose. Oh my.

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    My husband and I find that commercial hilarious. I don't even see how one could actually get toned from the moves they showed in that commercial.

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    Default Re: Am I the only one who finds this fucking hilarious?

    Worse than the advert were all the standard comments about how slutty it is and all strippers have VD blah blah blah. Damn what is wrong with people??!!

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    lol yeah that shit is funny. and i saw the commercial for where you and dani work the other day and i was like "why do none of these girls look familiar?" which the waitress thing would explain i guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola_sinn View Post
    Get our fitness pole for ONE DOLLAR!!!!!
    lmfao. gotta love those who market this shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    DAMN! I need to make a video! Clearly they'll buy anything we do. I'll call it Booty Clappin' for Beginners! "Get your clap on ladies! Clench that dolla! Gramma, pick it up! "

    OMG LMFAO I almost fell off my chair laughing. HILARIOUS.

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    Oh my god. Was anyone else terrified at the prospect of the $1 pole???!!! That thing will probably kill you!

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