EPIC. What will they think of next?





EPIC. What will they think of next?
Looks surprisingly good actually, i imagine it gets in the way during sex though.





Tired of the same old beef curtains?
Va-jazzle dem!




YESSSSSS! this is freaking amazing. i want to do this and go to work and stand there and say, "LOOOK AT IT, LOOOOK AT IT" ala wanda sykes if you haven't seen it (http://comedians.jokes.com/wanda-syk...---strip-clubs) fast forward to about 1:30.





Like it.
I think it would be cute to get a red heart or a star or some design, but I don't get what she got. Is it just a random scattering or am I just not seeing the design? It looks like a sandstorm of crystals. Weird.
"I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."




I saw J-Love Hewitt talking about this on the George Lopez talk show (yes, he has a talk show on cable). She called it the ultimate pick-me-up. Pretty hilarious stuff.
This is the most incredible thing ever. I want this RIGHT NOW.
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.




i've tried looking up where i can get it in la. if so, i'm so doing it and then just gonna stand on stage when its slow and tell them to look it at. if i actually did i'd get a dollar sign and be like, 'bitch gimme money' and point. no floorwork, no pole work, just standing. hahaha...i absolutely cannot take this seriously, it's still cracking me up.
Please please do that and take videos. I can't actually breathe for laughing at the idea of that!
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.




i think it's kinda cool, but we've had those sweet temporary crystal tattoos around since i was like 8. :/ maybe it's a new idea to put it on your junk?
though i do have a pretty sweet diamond stud going through mine anyway, don't really want it to clash...![]()




i think there should be a female rapper to write songs about how her blinged out her vag instead of her neck. brings to mind a song 'diamonds on my neck.'
maybe i can write a rap hit: "diamonds on my neck, diamonds on my flaps."
and sxc, once i find the place to get it done and go to work, you better believe i'm videotaping that shit. i plan on making it the most epic career move ever.




THAT...IS...AMAZING!
me wantie blingy...on place where it isn't supposed to shine
I wonder what my husband would think of it lol





Wow... just... wow. I would not pay money for that.
Don't you ever sleep?
Not at night...that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
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^^^HILARIOUS!
I just ran this by my Mom and she said, "That girl looks like a star-spangled idiot!"
Y'all just know somebody is gonna come to the club looking just like that!![]()
“What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE
I.. could technically do this at home. Not to last for 5 days, but my mother has a box of stick on jewels, pearls etc because she does craft.
Shit, brb.
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.





^^^^
Watch out for that wicked itch the next day, girl!!
“What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE
Seriously I just discovered like a rainbow stash of these things in 3 different sizes, I can totally deal with the itch. Now to book myself in for a wax, and draw up some designs.
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.





^^^ My friend and I were just debating this. I think it would work better if you were waxed, she thinks shaved. I can't believe I'm actually wondering what would be better for this!
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^ what about with a full bush? it would be like a hairy treasure chest, you'd just keep finding more!





^^ Oh fuck that made me laugh. Or if it was in a triangle, a little hairy christmas tree.




AHAHAHAHAHA...that is even funnier, i love it. i'm cracking up so hard right now, i love this thread.





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