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    EPIC. What will they think of next?

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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    Looks surprisingly good actually, i imagine it gets in the way during sex though.

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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    Tired of the same old beef curtains?

    Va-jazzle dem!

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    YESSSSSS! this is freaking amazing. i want to do this and go to work and stand there and say, "LOOOK AT IT, LOOOOK AT IT" ala wanda sykes if you haven't seen it (http://comedians.jokes.com/wanda-syk...---strip-clubs) fast forward to about 1:30.

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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyredlipsss View Post
    YESSSSSS! this is freaking amazing. i want to do this and go to work and stand there and say, "LOOOK AT IT, LOOOOK AT IT" ala wanda sykes if you haven't seen it (http://comedians.jokes.com/wanda-syk...---strip-clubs) fast forward to about 1:30.

    I was thinking the same thing.

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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    Like it.

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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    This is fucking stupid.
    And it looks like shit.
    That said. My junk is already blinged out with diamonds in all my piercing jewelry.
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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    I think it would be cute to get a red heart or a star or some design, but I don't get what she got. Is it just a random scattering or am I just not seeing the design? It looks like a sandstorm of crystals. Weird.
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    I saw J-Love Hewitt talking about this on the George Lopez talk show (yes, he has a talk show on cable). She called it the ultimate pick-me-up. Pretty hilarious stuff.

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    This is the most incredible thing ever. I want this RIGHT NOW.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    i've tried looking up where i can get it in la. if so, i'm so doing it and then just gonna stand on stage when its slow and tell them to look it at. if i actually did i'd get a dollar sign and be like, 'bitch gimme money' and point. no floorwork, no pole work, just standing. hahaha...i absolutely cannot take this seriously, it's still cracking me up.

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    Please please do that and take videos. I can't actually breathe for laughing at the idea of that!
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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    i think it's kinda cool, but we've had those sweet temporary crystal tattoos around since i was like 8. :/ maybe it's a new idea to put it on your junk?

    though i do have a pretty sweet diamond stud going through mine anyway, don't really want it to clash...
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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    i think there should be a female rapper to write songs about how her blinged out her vag instead of her neck. brings to mind a song 'diamonds on my neck.'

    maybe i can write a rap hit: "diamonds on my neck, diamonds on my flaps."

    and sxc, once i find the place to get it done and go to work, you better believe i'm videotaping that shit. i plan on making it the most epic career move ever.

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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    THAT...IS...AMAZING!

    me wantie blingy...on place where it isn't supposed to shine


    I wonder what my husband would think of it lol





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    Wow... just... wow. I would not pay money for that.
    Don't you ever sleep?
    Not at night...that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
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    Default Re: Vaj-azzling: It's real.

    ^^^HILARIOUS!
    I just ran this by my Mom and she said, "That girl looks like a star-spangled idiot!"
    Y'all just know somebody is gonna come to the club looking just like that!
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    I.. could technically do this at home. Not to last for 5 days, but my mother has a box of stick on jewels, pearls etc because she does craft.

    Shit, brb.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    ^^^^

    Watch out for that wicked itch the next day, girl!!
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    Seriously I just discovered like a rainbow stash of these things in 3 different sizes, I can totally deal with the itch. Now to book myself in for a wax, and draw up some designs.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    ^^^ My friend and I were just debating this. I think it would work better if you were waxed, she thinks shaved. I can't believe I'm actually wondering what would be better for this!
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    ^ what about with a full bush? it would be like a hairy treasure chest, you'd just keep finding more!

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    ^^ Oh fuck that made me laugh. Or if it was in a triangle, a little hairy christmas tree.

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    AHAHAHAHAHA...that is even funnier, i love it. i'm cracking up so hard right now, i love this thread.

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    ^ what about with a full bush? it would be like a hairy treasure chest, you'd just keep finding more!
    I have a new found adoration for you!

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