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    Reminder Ladeez, don't get dependent on a dude....

    because you will miss out on essential life skillz.

    J is in Dallas. My toilet got clogged. I dump Fabuloso in it. I let it sit overnight. It doesn't work.

    I go buy some bleach and a plunger. I dump the bleach in.

    It sizzles and foams and I realise OH! FABULOSO HAS AMMONIA IN IT. CHEMISTRY 101 MEDIOCRITY. READ LABELS.

    I left home at 17 but had a male room mate, was married from 19 to 24, and lived with someone from 24 to 26. Thus, I have never attempted household maintenance, and when J is around, I rely on him for EVERYTHING.

    I called Poison Control, opened the windows and have the fan on high. They say not to stress it.

    But seriously! Be up on your household crap! Whether it be fixing your sink or reading chemical labels! I had to learn by going to the School for Morons.

    God damn I feel stupid. This thread DOES have a point but I can't help but laugh at myself. Haha.

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    Default Re: Ladeez, don't get dependent on a dude....

    Calling doctor Howard, doctor Fine, doctor Howard.
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    Default Re: Ladeez, don't get dependent on a dude....

    hahaaha I had to call up a guy friend of mine once to come and help take care of a clogged sink.

    I have since then learned basic household maintenence, and thank God, too, since hubby gets deployed every year-and-a-half. If I couldn't do the basics, I would probably literally be knee-dip in shit. haha...
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    Default Re: Ladeez, don't get dependent on a dude....

    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    because you will miss out on essential life skillz.

    J is in Dallas. My toilet got clogged. I dump Fabuloso in it. I let it sit overnight. It doesn't work.

    I go buy some bleach and a plunger. I dump the bleach in.

    It sizzles and foams and I realise OH! FABULOSO HAS AMMONIA IN IT. CHEMISTRY 101 MEDIOCRITY. READ LABELS.

    I left home at 17 but had a male room mate, was married from 19 to 24, and lived with someone from 24 to 26. Thus, I have never attempted household maintenance, and when J is around, I rely on him for EVERYTHING.

    I called Poison Control, opened the windows and have the fan on high. They say not to stress it.

    But seriously! Be up on your household crap! Whether it be fixing your sink or reading chemical labels! I had to learn by going to the School for Morons.

    God damn I feel stupid. This thread DOES have a point but I can't help but laugh at myself. Haha.

    Doh!!

    It coulda blowed up real good!

    I grew up doing alot of the household repairs & remodeling in my parents house- my dad said it would build my character (at the time I considered it illegal child labor!). I owe that man ALOT. I've never had to rely on anyone (especially a man) to take care of these types of things.

    I wish more moms/dads would teach their daughters this kind of stuff (and I repair & maintain my car too! Yay!)

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    Default Re: Ladeez, don't get dependent on a dude....

    My dad was an auto mechanic, and I worked construction for a while, so my male relatives made super sure that I'd know how to handle some of the basics.

    There should be a class designed for women, teaching them when to take care of something themselves, and when to call an expert like a plumber or electrician. Or even all high school students. Should be right along with how to change a diaper and cook a healthy meal and read a credit card agreement and lease for an apartment.


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    Default Re: Ladeez, don't get dependent on a dude....

    You don't wanna be the chick who died from a plugged up toilet.

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    Default Re: Ladeez, don't get dependent on a dude....

    Mustard gas. Nice touch with bleeding lungs.

    Pan of seriously boiling water and a plunger. Plunger will do for must things. The heat attacks fats and usually helps with sink and shower clogs.

    Water doesn't compress, so when you use a plunger all of the force is transmitted through the water to the clog, it is a empty pipe on the other side so the clog is blasted apart.

    The chemicals are seriously caustic and work by eating proteins such as hair. Don't work so well because they are diluted by the water.

    Home depot sells a killer works every time plunger. It is black and the sides are like bellows stands like 18 inches high,

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    This so sounds like something I would do!
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    Default Re: Ladeez, don't get dependent on a dude....

    Dear God I'm bored enough that your story ALMOST made me tell the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life, which THANK GOD happened while I was alone, and had it gone worse... Well, I woulda had a Darwin award for sure. Along the same lines as yours Med, but... Well, worse, lol.

    Drivers ed should be far more comprehensive and a lot harder. And it should include basic vehicle maintenance and things like changing a tire.

    Basic handgun and firearm safety - whether you believe in guns or not - should be taught very young and to everybody.

    Basic 'home' maintenance should also be standard.

    Of course, we're positively KILLING it with the stuff like, oh I dunno - READING - in our public schools right now, so maybe that list is asking a lot. I wonder how many 'kids these days' would even have realized a moment too late like you did Med what had happened, LMAO. At least you had the moment of realization!

    I bet 50% of people under the age of 20 who graduated from public schools in the U.S. woulda been found dead by the toilet waiting for the clog to clear because they never learned something as complex as the fact that ammonia and chlorine - two very common household chemicals = chlorine gas, which sucks under the best of circumstances and can be fatal very quickly under not even the worst conditions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lopaw View Post
    Doh!!

    It coulda blowed up real good!

    I grew up doing alot of the household repairs & remodeling in my parents house- my dad said it would build my character (at the time I considered it illegal child labor!). I owe that man ALOT. I've never had to rely on anyone (especially a man) to take care of these types of things.

    I wish more moms/dads would teach their daughters this kind of stuff (and I repair & maintain my car too! Yay!)
    Same here. I always helped dad out around the house. It was either that, or be around my mom the bitch. I even had to know how to change my own oil, change a battery, a flat and do a few minor repairs before I learned to drive. Which turned out fantastic. There is no better way to pick up hot guys than to be wearing cuttoffs and a tank and tinkering around with your car during summer. Oh, and yeah it saved me about a bazillion dollars in mechanic fees too.

    Oh, and when the garbage disposal clogged in the house right before I left. The hubby had no clue what to do, so I fixed it. Hooray for team girl!!
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    ^^ Sometimes, I sort of wish it had been this way. As I have said before, I was EXTREMELY coddled by my father. But then again, it gave me some seriously high self esteem and expectations of men which I thank him for.

    I used to keep him company when he did those things, but never bothered to learn! And I am such a brat, that I will sometimes request I get my hair brushed out for me after the shower.

    Yeah.

    I can't even hang a shower curtain. It's sad. Hilarious to watch, but sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    ^^ Sometimes, I sort of wish it had been this way. As I have said before, I was EXTREMELY coddled by my father. But then again, it gave me some seriously high self esteem and expectations of men which I thank him for.

    I used to keep him company when he did those things, but never bothered to learn! And I am such a brat, that I will sometimes request I get my hair brushed out for me after the shower.

    Yeah.

    I can't even hang a shower curtain. It's sad. Hilarious to watch, but sad.

    LOL!

    I'm saying a special Home Depot prayer for you tonight, and also lighting a homemade, DIY candle in the hopes that you one day discover and unleash your inner handywoman.

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    Dang girl!! Get you some skillz. Knowing how to take care of random life moments is such a HUGE part of my self esteem, I can't imagine lacking those skills. I so wish I was closer to you, we'd have a 10 days to Med's handy-girl badge game or something! It's all super easy shit, I didn't even help dad much, just let my curious nature cause me to ask a bazillion questions. Whya doin that dad? Ah, what's that go to? haha I drove him NUTS!
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    Default Re: Ladeez, don't get dependent on a dude....

    I just want to advise people that if you live in an apartment and the lease says:

    "Do not attempt to unclog sinks yourself - call maintenance"

    It is because if you pour your chems down the drain then they pour their chems down the drain when the two mix you will have to evacuate the premises in a timely manner.

    Okay we were all running but whatever.




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