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    Whats the worst movie you have seen? I know there are plenty of bad movies, but what movie was truly awful to you?

    Recently I watched these movies and I thought they were fucking stupid.

    1. Obssessed. Terrible, predictable, stupid, and I've seen better lifetime movies with more suspense.

    2. He's Just not that into you. Made me want stab my corneas.

    3. Miss March. It did redeem itself a little with some nudity and gross out humor, but still pretty terrible. Not as bad as the top two, even though they had the "big stars" in obssessed and he's just not that into you.
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    I wasn't too impressed with Shutter Island actually. I expected better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    I wasn't too impressed with Shutter Island actually. I expected better.
    Shit, i was really looking forward to that one.

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    ^^
    me too. I thought it would be good esp considering Leo is in it, he usually is in good movies. I just had high expectations and I found it to be too long, not what I had expected and I thought the plot could have turned out a lot better than it did.
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    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    ^^
    me too. I thought it would be good esp considering Leo is in it, he usually is in good movies. I just had high expectations and I found it to be too long, not what I had expected and I thought the plot could have turned out a lot better than it did.
    I thought it would be good, more because of Martin Scorsese than Leo. It was a huge disappointment. I see a lot of movies and can't remember a really good one since Gran Torino a year ago. Wait, that Brothers was good now that I think about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bem401 View Post
    I thought it would be good, more because of Martin Scorsese than Leo. It was a huge disappointment. I see a lot of movies and can't remember a really good one since Gran Torino a year ago. Wait, that Brothers was good now that I think about it.
    Im glad Im not the only one who found it disappointing. I thought I might have been being to critical but I just left feeling displeased with it.

    I enjoyed Law Abiding Citizen, Beyond a reasonable doubt, Daybreakers and also Armoured.
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    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Im glad Im not the only one who found it disappointing. I thought I might have been being to critical but I just left feeling displeased with it.

    I enjoyed Law Abiding Citizen, Beyond a reasonable doubt, Daybreakers and also Armoured.
    Law Abiding was Ok. The rest were so-so at best. From Paris With Love was good, BTW. Looking forward to that Brooklyn"s Finest ? movie Friday.
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    Requiem For A Dream.

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    ^ i love requiem for a dream


    showgirls, it's not recent but it's terrible. although i find myself watching it over and over, it's so bad it's good haha

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    Many. I would have to say most "chick flicks" I've ever seen. Chick flicks are just too boring, stupid and far fetched, not to mention that it causes many women to act like that to attract men. Recently, I would have to say I didn't like Public Enemies. I thought I'd want to see it because I generally like Johnny Depp movies and this one was mostly filmed by me. I thought it was boring and couldn't wait for it to finish. I know I am probably alone at this, but didn't like Fargo, A Beautiful Mind, Gandhi, or Crash either. I generally like Oscar movies, but these bored me.

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    ^ i'm with you on chick flicks...pretty much hate them all. i can't even watch them stoned...i just sit there and go that shit is not real, nope that can't happen.

    i also don't like a lot of the popular comedies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubyredlipsss View Post
    ^ i'm with you on chick flicks...pretty much hate them all. i can't even watch them stoned...i just sit there and go that shit is not real, nope that can't happen.

    i also don't like a lot of the popular comedies.
    Yeah, that's my major problem with chick flicks. I know many women in real life and none act like them unless they watch and think that will get them a guy (that's a reason why I loathe self help books too, but that's another topic). Speaking of popular comedies, I didn't like neither the 40 Year Old Virgin, nor the Wedding Crashers.

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    ^ same here and my friends always want to quote that shit and i'm like uh, watched it once, did not find it as epic as you to watch it five million times. i must say it takes a lot for me to actually like a movie...i'm picky as hell and don't like most movies i watch...i feel like i'm one of the few out there...i can't remember the last movie i actually watched and was like that was a damn good movie.

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    I too am picky about what I watch. I don't watch many of today's movies because they are so predictable. Like chick flicks: woman has great job, but just has to get married. Meets guy who has no interest, so she decides she has to change to get him. She becomes a completely different person, then they fall madly in love and get married. Usually if a guy's not interested, he won't become interested because you changed. Even if he did, why would anyone change to get a guy? Maybe pathetic women. If anything, he'll know your plan and will definitely not be interested. I swear if someone else quotes that movie "He's Just Not Into You" one more time I will scream.

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    SERIOUSLY! chick flicks make women look so pathetic. i wanted to pull my hair out when i saw he's just not that into you...and then throw my tv. i can't believe i even watched that movie, i'm embarrassed to say i have. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubyredlipsss View Post
    SERIOUSLY! chick flicks make women look so pathetic. i wanted to pull my hair out when i saw he's just not that into you...and then throw my tv. i can't believe i even watched that movie, i'm embarrassed to say i have. haha
    I saw that with a friend. I didn't want to, but I owed her one after she went to see a movie I wanted so it was payback. She's the type who loves these movies and thinks if she acts like they do in them she'll get a great guy (hasn't worked for her yet and she's over 40). Luckily we went to a matinee but I was still mad I went because it was so bad. It's bad enough I don't like the book (because I don't think all men who act aloof really aren't interested, they might be scared), but the movie was far worse.

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    i'm glad there's someone out there on the same page as me on movies

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    I was disappointed with Dear John. A lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubyredlipsss View Post
    ^ i love requiem for a dream


    showgirls, it's not recent but it's terrible. although i find myself watching it over and over, it's so bad it's good haha
    I grew up surrounded by people like in that movie, I just have no idea why anyone would want to watch a two hour drama about them. Guess it hits too close to home for me....I find I hate a lot of movies that everyone else likes though anyway, ie. Natural Born Killers, Boondock Saints, etc.

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    I didn't like Crash much, nor 300, any of the Once upon a time in Mexico movies...well, really, pretty much anything my husband watches.

    But that's because Im one of those horrible girls who like chick flicks
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    Zombieland. I liked the opening scene when he is explaining things and the climatic ending. Everybody said "oh oh oh the Bill Murray part is awesome!" me thinky not so much.

    Percy Jackson (the Lightning thief).
    Eh I wish I had read a review that would have told me it is for twelve year olds. I like greek mythology, and was looking forward to it. Nice special effects, feel good coming of age plotline, not so much.

    Starship Troopers two. The dumbest military sci fi epic ever. Even a hot woman naked for three quarters of the movie could not redeem this steaming pile.

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    Well Vampire's assistant sucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hot4ablackchick View Post
    2. He's Just not that into you. Made me want stab my corneas.
    Oh lord me too. That movie was insulting to women and men.

    I hate movies that can't decided on a tone or seem to have scenes inserted that have zero relation to the rest of the movie. Nurse Betty and Gigli spring to mind.

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    What's that one movie (recent) where a single father is telling his daughter about the women he's dated, and she's trying to guess which one was her mother? I can't remember the name! Terrible. Although "Boondock Saints 2" was perhaps a bit more atrocious.

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    I loved The Boondock Saints, but didn't get to see the second one. Is it really that bad?

    Movies I thought were horrible- Scary Movie 3, Dumb and Dumberer, Pulp Fiction, 300, Borat... there are lots!

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