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    Default In this thread we dutch-oven our partners and post the results

    because you know they'd do it to us if they thought of it first.

    This is a dutch-oven: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_(practical_joke)



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    Default Re: In this thread we dutch-oven our partners and post the results

    Results: My cat didn't like it much. No animal cruelty- he hangs on the bed when I fart all the time.

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    Default Re: In this thread we dutch-oven our partners and post the results

    ITT: I am incapable of doing this.

    My asshole boyfriend always beats me to it. He'll guff beside me and just... the look in his eyes, that manic glee that signifies that the duvet will soon creep up..

    He doesn't even need to fart anymore. He just gives me that look and I yelp and jump like OH NO NOT AGAIN PLEASE GOD NO-

    Sometimes, sometimes I try to not love him.

    EDIT: I have done it to my cat as well though. When Pixel was on heat, she was howling her head off. I picked her up and held her to my butt. Pfrrrrrt. She quit her bitchin'.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    OMG lol. I don't think I could ever dutch oven my hubby. Hes done it to me but I just can't bring myself to do it lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissShyGirl View Post
    OMG lol. I don't think I could ever dutch oven my hubby. Hes done it to me but I just can't bring myself to do it lmao.
    I cannot fart infront of my partner. I have to like, go to the bathroom, toot, and walk back. He thinks I have a tiny bladder and need to pee all the time.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    lol its amusing how they will let them rip in front of us and talk about their shit and all that lovely stuff but we can't do it back haha. Love how society has brain washed us that ladies don't pass gas or take shits.

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    We won't do this, but he has promising me my first antique'ing.

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    can you specify which one, urban dictionary has a lot of entries...i'm more curious to know if youre talking about just the flour one or the cum one.

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    ^^ Flour one, haha. We have the most oddball relationship. I'd probably just laugh if he did it.


    Who am I kidding with that "if". I know he will.

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    Default Re: In this thread we dutch-oven our partners and post the results

    Alright, I'll share my story....

    I tried this one - My boyfriend laughed, told me I was cute, said "I love you"....and totally returned the favor ten-fold. UGHHhhhh thought I was going to be sick. My farts are nothing compared to his colons chamber of horrors.

    That being said, I hate farting, and everything to do with it. It's weird that I'm even typing this (WHOO - going WILD!!!).



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    Default Re: In this thread we dutch-oven our partners and post the results

    The first (and only) time I dutch-ovened my GF she punched me in the neck and made me sleep on the couch.

    I'm not too hot on trying that again

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    Default Re: In this thread we dutch-oven our partners and post the results

    ^^
    I don't blame her at all!!!

    I can't stand men farting in front of me, they should save it for their friends. Once they start farting in front of me, I figure the honeymoon is over and they no longer care what I think of them.
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    Default Re: In this thread we dutch-oven our partners and post the results

    My bf and I fart all the time. I dutch ovened him, he thought it was hilarious. Luckily, he's forgotten to do it back because like 4everresolutions, my man has got some horrible stink bombs. Me doing a dutch oven to him is like giving me a handicap, because he doesn't need to stick my head under the covers to make me smell how awful his gas is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
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    I don't blame her at all!!!

    I can't stand men farting in front of me, they should save it for their friends. Once they start farting in front of me, I figure the honeymoon is over and they no longer care what I think of them.
    Haha its a man thing. They think their farts are amusing. I just laugh about it now. Mind you I live with my man and we're well.. married lol. Its a natural thing but I just can't bring myself to fart in front of him, yet hes about to watch me shove his baby out of my vag so uh I think at that point there is nothing worse he could see/hear me do lol.

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    Default Re: In this thread we dutch-oven our partners and post the results

    when i was with my boyfriend i farted in front of him like the first week we were hanging out...ooops. after living together i just didn't care, we have the same sense of humor so farting was funny to us. the first time i ever heard of dutch-ovening someone was from my mom..apparently my great-grandmother liked to do this.

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