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    I'm sure some of you ladies had similar voice mails left bwahahah

    http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the...gle-very-funny
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    OMG,I actually made it all the way to the end....Very scary!!!

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    Oh my god. Wow...........just wow.

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    Default Re: how to pickup the ladies

    Tool comes to mind, but it's not quite strong enough. Hmmm....toolish buffoon?
    That's closer.

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    ...hey HB, i'm pretty sure that was Cyril.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...hey HB, i'm pretty sure that was Cyril.
    HAHAHA OMFG.



    And wowwwww that guy was such a total doucher. What a total fucking fool.

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    That seriously creeped me out a little.
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    I read through the comments lol and someone posted the guys website
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men.html '

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    ''Dimitri The Lover is dedicated to teaching horny men how to detect, seduce, and enslave hot desperate sluts, and will answer all questions about dating, sex, & love ONLY ONE RULE: anything discussed at TORONTO REAL MEN, stays at TORONTO REAL MEN !!! Participants know that keeping what Dimitri The Lover teaches secret gives us all a competitive advantage.''

    And his views on homosexuality
    ''Dimitri The Lover's position is that homosexuals suffer from a "permanent sexual disability" resulting from a congenital brain abnormality ''

    And he holds meetings lol

    I have never met anyone like this guy..

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    This sounds like all the guys on OkCupid that message me even though I tell them I'm looking for women. Exclusively.
    On my way to being the Bitch Goddess of your dreams... or nightmares.

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    "Why didn't she call..? she must have been abused in childhood. Oh well."
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Omfg rofl at his website. ;d
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    I've heard this so many times, and it never fails to crack me up.

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