I'm sure some of you ladies had similar voice mails left bwahahah
http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the...gle-very-funny




I'm sure some of you ladies had similar voice mails left bwahahah
http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the...gle-very-funny
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works" -GORDON GECCO




OMG,I actually made it all the way to the end....Very scary!!!![]()
Oh my god. Wow...........just wow.





Tool comes to mind, but it's not quite strong enough. Hmmm....toolish buffoon?
That's closer.




...hey HB, i'm pretty sure that was Cyril.![]()
"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."





That seriously creeped me out a little.
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.
I read through the comments lol and someone posted the guys website
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men.html '
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s
''Dimitri The Lover is dedicated to teaching horny men how to detect, seduce, and enslave hot desperate sluts, and will answer all questions about dating, sex, & love ONLY ONE RULE: anything discussed at TORONTO REAL MEN, stays at TORONTO REAL MEN !!! Participants know that keeping what Dimitri The Lover teaches secret gives us all a competitive advantage.''
And his views on homosexuality
''Dimitri The Lover's position is that homosexuals suffer from a "permanent sexual disability" resulting from a congenital brain abnormality ''
And he holds meetings lol
I have never met anyone like this guy..





This sounds like all the guys on OkCupid that message me even though I tell them I'm looking for women. Exclusively.
On my way to being the Bitch Goddess of your dreams... or nightmares.
Omfg rofl at his website. ;d
Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.
I've heard this so many times, and it never fails to crack me up.
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